


L to R: Chris Sparks, Robert Bernal, Cody Rector
Waldport, OR — Chris Sparks, Robert Bernal and Cody Rector wanted to be Jackasses, like the guys on television. They did a hell of a job. On March 1, the three morons waited until a 17-year-old friend was passed out drunk at a party. Then they beat and sexually assaulted the boy, identified only as “Troy” and lit him on fire with butane, witnesses say.
Do our Jackass wannabes have Myspaces? Of course they do! Our Unamused Cat went to all the trouble of finding them for us all to enjoy: Chris Sparks’ Myspace is here; Robert Bernal’s Myspace is here, complete with commentary from his mother; and Cody Rector’s Myspace is here. The story seems to be that Sparks, 18, Bernal, 20, and Rector, 19, were just playing a “teenage drunken prank”. Which of course explains the anal rape and the victim’s need for reconstructive facial and body surgery.
All three men were in court Monday for arraignment on charges of assault, sodomy, rape, harassment and reckless endangering. All are being held on $300,000 bail.




























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solange822001
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:10 pm -Ohhh, right. So that is why he was arrested, because he was in the same HOUSE while the assault took place. Give me a fucking break, you came to the wrong place. I have a life, and luckily it involves caring for my child and teaching him right from wrong. Can you say the same?
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Old Man Metal
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm -Oh, so you were there? That would make you an accessory.
Yeah, except for that pesky little First Amendment thingie.
You are cordially invited to eat a bag of shit.
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Angel
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm -BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! You and everybody else who comes here to defend criminals they know. Facts? What facts? You haven’t provided any of those yourself. All your ‘proof’ consists of is the statement, “I know what happened, and you don’t, so there!” Provide facts, or shut the fuck up!
If you have facts to exonerate your son, I would really like to hear them. Truly. But if you had those facts, two things would have happened already: 1.) you would have provided them instead of using the age-old, lame-o “I know and you don’t,” routine; and 2.) your son wouldn’t still be charged with the crime. Because, generally, in the face of irrefutable proof, cops don’t keep innocent people locked up. The fact that the charges still stand, means that whatever ‘proof’ you think you have is not substantial enough to warrant the dropping of the charges.
Like I said, give us facts, or STFU.
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Angel
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm -I fucking LOVE YOU, Metal!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!! times ten!
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mom of 4
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:37 pm -ROFLMAO Oh my God you just made my day with that comeback!!!
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carol13
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:39 pm -lol…where can I get some of those kinds of invites printed up.
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Morbid
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:46 pm -I am kinda amused at the fact that two people with the names of Sparks and Bernal are charged with lighting someone on fire, and another with the name of Rector is accused of wrecking a rectum. I mean, it’s almost like it was destiny.
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Totemic
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:48 pm -And here we go again with the “defenders” coming onto the DD, begging us to stop the comments, because….. “YOU DON’T KNOW THE FACTS!”. Gods that is getting so fucking lame. I hereby give anyone on DD the permission to harrass me, torture me and just in general do the things we do best: ridicule the fuck out of these asshats, IF I ever am put on the front page. And if my family comes around, give them the shit too.
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Angel
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm -I still can’t read this without laughing uncontrollably. I think it’s probably because of the specific nature of the invite. Most people would have just said “eat shit”, but Metal was very specific in saying “a BAG of shit”. Every time I read that statement I get a mental image of some horse-faced woman wearing a feed bag full of shit, and greedily slurping it up! STILL ROFLMFAO!!!!
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Totemic
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm -Angel may be onto something from another article. The name starting to fall into the crime.
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Athena
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm -I don’t understand a parent’s desire to defend their child. Sure, love him no matter what he does. You’re a parent. That’s your obligation. But these actions deserve no defense and, frankly, you can’t defend the child without defending the actions. Love him, but leave the rest alone. Whether he was directly involved or not, he stood around while his friends raped and lit a young man on fire.
Your son is an utter failure. He deserves your love, but not your defense. You should be hanging your head in shame, rather than berating total strangers for passing very reasonable judgment.
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mom of 4
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm -BBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Hippiepoet
Apr 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm -Kami Bernal…..Fuck You and You get a fucking life. Okay?….oh and your fucking spelling is pathetic…..(Not Pethetic)
Your son fucked up and you defending him is goddamn pathetic. Don’t stop loving him, but motherfucker, realize he fucked up….and the facts, the fucking facts? Were you there? Nope….you just know what your son told you. That’s the fucking facts!
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Lizard
Apr 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm -HP, when are you going to learn to not hold your feelings inside and to let people know what you really think?
Eight “fucks” in there, that really is the HP writing.
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GoldenChild20k
Apr 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm -Hey imp, this page has a better set of mugshots then those up there. I know it’s off a video, but it shows quite a different look to those photo’s up there. To me at least. *grin*
http://www.kptv.com/news/15558984/detail.html
kbernal, if your son is so innocent, why have their friends come out to say all three had bullied the victim for years? On the strength of that, I can’t assume that he had NO idea what was going on. Or that he was uninvolved. You weren’t there, and you can’t know for sure. Teens and young adults, in case you didn’t know, LIE to their parents if they’ve done something wrong, in most cases. With all the evidence pointing towards your son’s involvement, including the damning voices of his own FRIENDS, you’ve got to be blind not to have some little voice of doubt deep down inside you. Instead of ignoring it, and blasting us for voicing what you don’t want to admit to yourself, start thinking about it objectively…
no, actually, don’t bother, just stfu and go keep thinking your son can do no wrong, that’s a huge part of the reason why he thought that doing this to a friend was okay in the first place. No wonder you don’t want to admit your son is responsible, because then you would have to shoulder some of the responsibility for not teaching him right from wrong in the first place.
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Hippiepoet
Apr 4, 2008 at 9:18 am -Only eight? What the fuck?
I’ll try harder next time…just for you, Lizard, because I am so nice like that.
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solange822001
Apr 4, 2008 at 9:45 am -You took the words out of my mouth Athena, well-said
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solange822001
Apr 4, 2008 at 9:49 am -“Friends said the men had grown up together in the Waldport area and bullied the victim for years. ”
Oh, so now are you going to tell us that friends are all lying when they told a news reporter that your son and his friends bullied the victim for years? You fucking skank whore, the more I read your stupid blabber the more I hate you. If you have any other children, please do them a favor and get a clue
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Angel
Apr 4, 2008 at 9:55 am -Or, better yet, adopt them out - or at the very least hire someone to teach them proper behavior, since you are obviously not equal to the task. Dumbasses like you are the reason deviants like your son exist. Fucking moron!
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