TORRINGTON, Conn. - Acting on a tip that two women were selling EcstasyEcstasy reviews
, police apprehended the women on Winsted Road. Heidi Keller, 37, aside from being a drug dealer, is also a pregnant mother of three children. She was found with crack paraphernalia and a kitchen knife. After being handcuffed, she was observed placing her hands in her crotch area. Suspecting she was hiding something, a strip search was performed and an open bag with 14 Ecstasy pills was found inside her vagina.
She was arraigned on charges that included narcotics and evidence tampering as well as risk of injury. She is currently being held on a $50,000 bond. Keller’s record shows multiple arrests dating back a dozen years ranging from theft to selling drugs.
I know, in the grand scheme of things, this crime pales in comparison to some of the others, but I just had to post it so I could use the title. Which makes me laugh.
10:14 am on March 19th, 2008
LMAO! Awesome title!
10:20 am on March 19th, 2008
um.. an open bag could result in spillage and absorption through the vaginal mucosa. She’s lucky she didn’t hurt her baby. but that aside, awesome title! you win. I can’t follow that.
10:21 am on March 19th, 2008
plus, my brain keeps reading that title “Helen Keller Snatched Her Ecstasy”, which just puts a whole new spin on things.
10:25 am on March 19th, 2008
hahahahahaha—LMAOOOO te-he..(snatched)…
10:51 am on March 19th, 2008
*in a singsong voice* Morbid likes to say snaaaaatch….LOL, you one funny sumbitch.
11:41 am on March 19th, 2008
I am lovin it here! You guys give me my morning chuckle everyday now! Snatched……love it!
11:42 am on March 19th, 2008
LMAO. . . . Good one Morbid.
12:14 pm on March 19th, 2008
You know, the buyer said there was something fishy about that last batch she delivered for me…it all makes sense now!
12:17 pm on March 19th, 2008
Crotch capers… a damn good reason not to buy street drugs!
12:44 pm on March 19th, 2008
i just keep looking at the mugshot and hoping her baby’s blind.
1:16 pm on March 19th, 2008
That’s the cruelest thing I’ve ever read here….I’m still ROFLMFAO!
1:16 pm on March 19th, 2008
Nasty. =P I hope find another home for her children.
1:29 pm on March 19th, 2008
Can you imagine having to be the person to retrieve that bag? *gag*
She doesn’t look like she practices good hygeine.
2:37 pm on March 19th, 2008
EWWW
5:43 pm on March 19th, 2008
Yeah, but with 3 kids and she’s knocked up again, somebody is totally calling Tuna Town their home….yucky. I hope she cleans that shit…there’s no reason a vagina should smell like…well..tuna.
5:45 pm on March 19th, 2008
Unless of course, you’re a dirty whore that takes any and all dick. Which by the looks of things…..
5:48 pm on March 19th, 2008
I think she packs down there so she can tell her babydaddys that “No, honey, it smells like Ecstasy!”
5:49 pm on March 19th, 2008
If it’s a girl, she can name her Ecstasy!!
old Redd Foxx joke: “What’s the difference between pickpockets and a pimps? A: pickpockets snatch watches, pimps watch snatches!”
5:49 pm on March 19th, 2008
Know what’s meaner than hoping her baby’s blind?
Hoping it isn’t.
Know what’s meaner than that?
Hoping she has a vaginal delivery.
7:22 pm on March 19th, 2008
LMFAO!! You guys….
7:45 pm on March 19th, 2008
“snatched her Ecstacy” hahahahhahahaha Morbid, you are a funny fucker!!!!
“Ecstacy…a douching experience like no other”
9:09 pm on March 19th, 2008
Know whats crueler than that?
Having a vaginal delivery without drugs (well, except for the ones she carries)
3:06 am on March 20th, 2008
this would make me never want to try party favors…
4:30 am on March 20th, 2008
2 women ?
Heidi and a preg. mother or is this just one woman
is it snatched or stashed
4:35 am on March 20th, 2008
haha msn dictionary for snatched
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my definition is – thieved, stolen, ripped off, grabbed
7:57 am on March 20th, 2008
Local news just in: “Snatch crack packed with happy sack – baby says How, high are you? – I’m living in ecstacy.”
Fuck, that’s one hard-faced crack whore. Must put her foundation on with a cement mixer, to cover the sores ‘n shit.
Please tell me that the kids don’t live with Scank Monthly’s ‘Miss March’
12:58 pm on March 20th, 2008
ROFLMAO, Bornagain! You’re fucking hilarious!
1:00 pm on March 20th, 2008
When asked if she understood her Miranda rights, she responded, “Twat? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infuction, and can’t finger it out.”
2:31 am on March 21st, 2008
lol Angel
5:18 am on March 21st, 2008
Damn Angel! That’s fucking hilarious! LMAO!
8:11 am on March 21st, 2008
Hahahhahaha Too funny!!
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