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Site Updates And Our Anniversary

March 10, 2008 by Morbid  

Filed under: Site News, Site Updates 

The Demon is dead. Long live the Demon!

28284sandcastle620ra5 Site Updates And Our Anniversary

Here, Now – Sorry for the outage, folks. But here is some good news. I figured it would be a good time to mention that you now have editing capabilities. After commenting, you have 2 minutes to fix whatever dumbass mistakes you may have made. I never misspell anything, so I didn’t need this feature, but since I am an extremely nice guy, I figured I would give you the ability. Oh yeah, it is our 4 year anniversary.

We also have a forum update for those of you who use it. The member profiles are now MySpacey. You have the ability to add friends, comment on other members profiles who can also leave comments on your profile as well. You can even add a YoutubeYouTubeYouTube video and an aggravating song to make visitor to your profile listen to! Why? Because I am awesome and your not-so-humble servant. That’s why.

You can read about the Member Profile update in the official thread, located here.

And in true Dreamin’ Demon style, I only realized it was our 4 year anniversary after I forgot to re-register the domain name…causing a shitload of you to go into shock and suffer from withdrawal symptoms that included the shakes, nausea and rectal bleeding. We have all of that resolved now, and I apologize. Because of any discomfort I may have caused keeping you away from us for those long, dark hours, we have something coming up that should help alleviate some of that pain and turn some of you into walking advertisements for the site. Some of you wont even be paying for it. :)

I was going to go into a long speech on how fun the last four years have been, but I’ll save you all the drivel. But I would like to thank all of you who contribute to the site on a regular basis whether by posting or just lurking, and all of our outstanding members and volunteer staff who I will not name specifically because I always forget people and then I have to smooth things over with sex and it gets quite tiring, especially when I get the occasional guy.

I wish we didn’t have all of the assholes we report on everyday, but I don’t think that will ever happen. Here is to another 4 years of bringing the roaches into the light.

Comments

43 Comments on "Site Updates And Our Anniversary" make up the 115,829 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. mm_classy
    10:21 am on March 10th, 2008

    Morbid, you rock! No wonder everyone adores you.

    Thanks!!

  2. colomom
    1:45 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Happy Anniversary DD!!

  3. Morbid
    2:18 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Thanks! Article updated.

  4. impqueen
    2:27 pm on March 10th, 2008

    i’m coloring as fast as i can, dude, but i keep running out of red crayons. Also, the rectal bleeding is slowing me down, but i’m sure it will be all better soon. You bastard. ;)

  5. colomom
    2:33 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Damn, I just sent you an email re: the quote clicking. I am not sure which one I like better.

    I guess I can copy and paste….do the tags for bold/italics, etc. still work?

    Morbid said: “I wish we didn’t have all of the assholes we report on everyday, but I don’t think that will ever happen. Here is to another 4 years of bringing the roaches into the light.”

    Yea, bring them into the light and stomp on them….

  6. Morbid
    2:37 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Damn, I just sent you an email re: the quote clicking. I am not sure which one I like better.

    I turned it back on for now. I will suffer for your pleasure. :)

    It’s hard to explain why I turned it off, but seeing as Imp is an admin as well, I am sure she is about to find out soon enough. I can live with it.

    CLICKQUOTE LIVES!!!!!!!

  7. Nell
    2:38 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Happy anniversary! You guys are awesome. I love the site and I also wish there was no need for it anymore, what with everyone deciding not to beat hell out of each other and their kids, but until that glorious day long live the Demon!

  8. Kathy
    2:49 pm on March 10th, 2008

    I wish we didn’t have all of the assholes we report on everyday, but I don’t think that will ever happen.

    Even if that did happen, Dreamin’ Demon would live on. We’d just pick random Myspace pages and rag on those people instead.

    Nothing like boosting your self esteem by degrading others! Ah, good times!

  9. Old Man Metal
    2:54 pm on March 10th, 2008

    The Demon rocks! It rocks, man!

  10. Angel
    2:56 pm on March 10th, 2008

    I’m glad I found this site, and plan on being around to point and laugh, for many years to come!

    So, what’s the free stuff, Morbid? C’mon, tell me, I’ll keep it a secret -
    *Shhhhh, hush, he’ll hear you, nurseronda* – really, I will, Morbid. I promise not to tell anyone. I gave you my panties, man, so you owe me! ;-)

  11. Angel
    2:59 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Nothing like boosting your self esteem by degrading others! Ah, good times!

    I like you more each day, Kathy!

  12. Pirelli Jones
    3:04 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Thanks! Article updated.

    Hey you doubly rock! The quote cliker is worked!

    Happy Anniversary Bitch!

  13. Jack Shizz
    3:14 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Congrats & Happy 4th to an excellent true-crime site!

  14. Becca
    3:16 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Happy Anniversary beotches!

    Can we get a hint on when the special surprise is gonna be? I don’t want to miss it!

  15. Nanette
    3:41 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Here, Now – Sorry for the outage, folks. But here is some good news. I figured it would be a good time to mention that you now have editing capabilities. After commenting, you have 2 minutes to fix whatever dumbass mistakes you may have made. I never misspell anything, so I didn’t need this feature, but since I am an extremely nice guy, I figured I would give you the ability. Oh yeah, it is our 4 year anniversary.

    Happy Anniversary!!! And thank God it was an outage!!! I thought the company I worked for blocked your site from me…..I was going to CRY!!!

  16. jennbeee
    3:42 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Congratulations on four years!

  17. michelle
    4:12 pm on March 10th, 2008

    mmmmmmm *SMACK*
    ;)

  18. jenjen0135
    4:40 pm on March 10th, 2008

    WOOO-HOOOO…!!!

    Congrats!!

  19. Morbid
    4:40 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Can we get a hint on when the special surprise is gonna be? I don’t want to miss it!

    Some of you will be receiving some free swag. Stuff like this:

    Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

    It’ll be a scratch your back, you scratch mine kinda thing. We are hand picking some of our members and giving them a choice of one out of several items to have for free. In turn, we would like your feedback on them.

    It’s Cafepress stuff, and we have a slew of stuff lined up, but wanna get some feedback before we end up selling anyone extremely overpriced, extremely cheap shit. Imp has been fucking with our logo, a logo that took me three weeks to finally give to her, bless her heart.

    We got the mugs, the magnets, etc. But we are just interested in the clothes.

    I will be making an announcement about all that in the next day or so, but you wanted a hint, so there is a big ass hint. :)

  20. Pirelli Jones
    4:42 pm on March 10th, 2008

    OMFG the wife is going to be soooo hot when she sees my flabby white ass hanging outta that!

  21. Morbid
    4:45 pm on March 10th, 2008

    OMFG the wife is going to be soooo hot when she sees my flabby white ass hanging outta that!

    Damn straight! Especially when you are wearing the official DD nipple pasties!

  22. Wonder
    5:03 pm on March 10th, 2008

    I am one of those that got the domain does not exist – thanks * I had faith the site would be back…. but never had I see the road runner page before telling me it did not exist. Thats what scared me most.

    got to be a easier way to search for an old story – why only 3-4 stories on a previous page

    I tried the calendar in the right bottem corner and that works really well if you have the org. post date. – trying the prev or next day takes about 4-5 clicks for each day, tho :(

    I would like some merchandise please – put my name on the list too please :D :D :D :D :)

  23. impqueen
    5:12 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Damn straight! Especially when you are wearing the official DD nipple pasties!

    Perfect for pierced nipples! They say “buttons”, but we know what they really mean.

  24. impqueen
    5:15 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Nothing like boosting your self esteem by degrading others! Ah, good times!

    Kathy! I bought pink wine in a box for the anniversary party! And thongs!

  25. mommyto3luckyme
    5:20 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Happy 4th! You ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Becca
    6:27 pm on March 10th, 2008

    We are hand picking some of our members and giving them a choice of one out of several items to have for free. In turn, we would like your feedback on them.

    Those panties rock!!! If I promise to take pics of me wearing them, can I get a pair? Please, boss master sir, please!!

  27. Angel
    7:08 pm on March 10th, 2008

    We are hand picking some of our members and giving them a choice of one out of several items to have for free. In turn, we would like your feedback on them.

    Hey, Morbid, I gave y’all ALL of my panties! I’ll even buy some more to give you if you want! I want something with the logo on it, though – please, please, please (I’ll love you forever and ever!). If the demand for thongs is too high, I’ll settle for a t-shirt, or a hoodie. I’m not really picky. But I’ll need a medium or large size to accommodate my breasticles, though. Don’t wanna look like I’m carrying a couple of squashed grapefruits in my shirt – ya know? Tee-hee.

  28. Morbid
    7:55 pm on March 10th, 2008

    got to be a easier way to search for an old story – why only 3-4 stories on a previous page

    Wonder. There is a search box at the top left that does a great job. :)

  29. Ruby
    8:33 pm on March 10th, 2008

    MMMMWAHHH!! Big, sloppy, wet birthday kisses!

  30. WryBread
    9:23 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Congrats! A birthday Bubbaku:

    Criminals don’t fear
    Beef bus in turd town like they
    Fear comments on DD.

  31. Angel
    9:28 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Damn, Wry! That’s great!

  32. WryBread
    9:40 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Wonder. There is a search box at the top left that does a great job.

    No, Morbid. It doesn’t. When I put a new “Sarah Kreager” story. I search for her name and only four entries come up. I’ll click on one or the other and end up on a page that has nothing to do with Kreager. It takes two or three tries before I get a page that lists the right thread. I can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong.

    And congrats on four great years. This is the best site on the internet — now do I get my sex session?

  33. Becca
    9:43 pm on March 10th, 2008

    This is the best site on the internet — now do I get my sex session?

    SEX?? Someone mentioned sex and my ears tuned in..where do I sign up for the sex?

  34. WryBread
    9:50 pm on March 10th, 2008

    SEX?? Someone mentioned sex and my ears tuned in..where do I sign up for the sex?

    That was one of the things I was supposed to get as a specially selected member and give feedback on. It’s not a Cafe Press product, but a Full Body Press by Morbid product.

  35. Morbid
    9:53 pm on March 10th, 2008

    No, Morbid. It doesn’t. When I put a new “Sarah Kreager” story. I search for her name and only four entries come up. I’ll click on one or the other and end up on a page that has nothing to do with Kreager. It takes two or three tries before I get a page that lists the right thread. I can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong.

    You are doing nothing wrong. That is just what happens in regards to some of our older threads that did not use the Categories and Tags we use now. The fact that you were able to find it within 12 listings, rather than going through the calendar archives shows how much of a better option it is to use when looking for past articles.

  36. Unamused Cat
    11:25 pm on March 10th, 2008

    Happy anniversary y’all. =)

  37. Wonder
    12:48 am on March 11th, 2008

    go back a month or 100 post etc. that would be good too. I knew it was nov or around there but – back back back and only to have to start over one wrong move but to only see titles first paragraph no pictures lol… I did try child murder child abuse infantscide murder etc.

    Happy Anniversary

    I would like some merchandise please – put my name on the list too please :D :D

    Morbid is that in the search box …

    as far as search goes no I didn’t have anyone one particular name(s) to use. only she …

  38. Kebaj
    1:14 am on March 11th, 2008

    Happy anniversary everyone….:)

  39. Harley_Tech
    8:35 am on March 11th, 2008

    Perfect for pierced nipples!

    Kewl! now I can play…

    R

  40. Harley_Tech
    8:39 am on March 11th, 2008

    Happy Birthday DD!!

    What took me so damn long to find you?

    R

  41. What Would Satan Do
    8:43 am on March 11th, 2008

    Damn Morbid, you’re four already?
    Does that mean you’re finally ready to try 3 fingers at once?

    SEX?? Someone mentioned sex and my ears tuned in..where do I sign up for the sex?

    Email: WhatWouldSatanDo at AOHell
    Mention Dreamin’ Demon and get the first one FREE!

  42. michelle
    9:02 am on March 11th, 2008

    Criminals don’t fearBeef bus in turd town like theyFear comments on DD.

    :)

    4 years…
    28 doggy years
    woof!

  43. Totemic
    8:28 pm on March 12th, 2008

    Happy Days at DD! Everyone here just cracks me up all the time. Thanks for the laughs, cause sometimes these stories would depress the shit of people if we didn’t have the comments to roll with.

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