UPDATE 9/4/08 - Ralph Nickel was in court today and was sentenced to twenty-five years in prison for soliciting the murder of a young teenage girl he had molested. Morbid and I were fortunate to have had contact with the investigators on this case, and we are very pleased to report that they made sure the victim stayed safe and that Ralph Nickel will not be out for quite some time. In other news, Nickel’s girlfriend Felicia gave birth to his child recently. Congrats to you, Felicia, and sorry your babydaddy is such a hosebag. - imp
Eden, WI (March 8, 2008) – Ralph Nickel’s Myspace says he’s a “hott sexy man” who is “loney” and works in “manifactering”, and whose heroes include the”127th infrintry charlie unit”. Nickel’s court records say he’s a predator who groomed and molested a young teenage girl. When she turned him in, Nickel retaliated by trying to pay his jail cellmate to have the girl killed and sent her threats in the mail. He’s a smart one, that Ralph Nickel.
Nickel, 31, tried to hire the wrong guy. The snitch was Nickel’s cellmate in jail back in February. It seems that Nickel got mouthy when talking about his young victim, who he is accused of molesting. Nickel also received nude pictures of the girl on his cell phone. While in jail, Nickel threatened the girl by writing her a letter that he sent out in mail to his girlfriend (!) . In the letter, Nickel said that the 15 year old victim “should change her story or she knows what will happen to her.” Yeah, that makes him sound innocent. Further, Nickel said that if his arraignment went badly, he’d make sure the girl was “beat down or killed”.
But Nickel couldn’t stop there. He talked to his cellie about being a member of a Milwaukee gang called “The Folks” and said that his girlfriend was going to Milwaukee to set up the 15-year-old girl’s murder. Then he asked the cellie to do the job, offering $3,000 cash for payment. After the cellie went to police, they wired him up and sent him back in, at which time Nickels, ever the genius, offered the cellie $5,000, hoping that the price increase would make the cellie agree. Oops.
Nickel was in court Friday, charged with solicitation of first-degree intentional homicide, felony intimidation of a victim, and felony bail jumping. He was also bound over for trial on the charges of second-degree sexual assault and child pornography. He is now in custody, again, on a $50,000 cash only bond.
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Unamused Cat
Mar 8, 2008 at 3:28 pm -He left an o out of “loney”.
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impqueen
Mar 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm -ROFL!! You win comment of the day. Soon as I get Kathy out of her pink truck, I bet she’ll find you a suitable award pic.
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Unamused Cat
Mar 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm -lol
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Angel
Mar 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm -LMFAO!
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coinoperatedboy
Mar 8, 2008 at 4:57 pm -I will bet 20 bucks that this guy has no teeth…but by this pic he looks like a meth head not to mention he lives in a trailer and needs a new tattoo artist
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Kdogg
Mar 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm -just by the women on his myspace page, his girlfriend must be a real keeper
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WryBread
Mar 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm -A gang called “The Folks?” What do they do, play “Michael Row Your Boat Ashore” and “Kumbaya” outside people’s windows and threaten to recite jokes from “Hee-Haw” and act out readings from Garrison Keeler shows?
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Miss. Hill
Mar 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm -What a stupid fuck!
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luckycat37
Mar 8, 2008 at 10:20 pm -I love it when a criminal’s myspace page comes to light, the friends scatter like roaches and set it to private LMAO
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bornagainpagan
Mar 9, 2008 at 5:12 am -WHY doo theese thingz keepp happn’n tu Me!? (no, not Ralph “plug” Nickel, but the one brain cell still showing any sign of sentience).
Works in “manifactering”. What? grammatically correct sentences? Webster dictionaries? alibis? C’mon Captain Smurf, we know what you cook up - just stop sampling!
Man, Ralph’s antics makes ‘Dumb and Dumber’ look like a metaphysical road movie. Could he be anymore stupid? could anyone? Hell yeah! Stay tuned for the next crime posting…
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feisty76
Mar 9, 2008 at 10:49 am -“A gang called “The Folks?” What do they do, play “Michael Row Your Boat Ashore” and “Kumbaya” outside people’s windows and threaten to recite jokes from “Hee-Haw” and act out readings from Garrison Keeler shows?”
LOL! That was hilarious Wrybread!
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solange822001
Mar 9, 2008 at 12:52 pm -“A gang called “The Folks?” What do they do, play “Michael Row Your Boat Ashore” and “Kumbaya” outside people’s windows and threaten to recite jokes from “Hee-Haw” and act out readings from Garrison Keeler shows?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! That was awesome
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Old Man Metal
Mar 9, 2008 at 10:53 pm -Inquiring minds want to know the name of his employer, so that we can avoid their product. I’m not too worried about running across any of his musical output, nor his band of D&D buddies “the Folk”… just don’t wanna buy a damn thing he’s been anywhere near; the man would obviously fuck up a wet dream.
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Wonder
Mar 10, 2008 at 6:55 am -felony bail jumping ?
wasn’t he locked up when he was audio taped ?
what a wit Wry - good one !
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michelle
Mar 10, 2008 at 12:23 pm -Dumbass.
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Angel
Mar 10, 2008 at 12:31 pm -Are we really sure Nickel is 31? Maybe the newspaper reporter was dyslexic. Cause this sounds like something a 13 year old might try. Most adults realize that shit like this (hiring cellmate for murder, threatening victim from jail, running his mouth) will get your ass busted, and with a quickness. Or maybe hes 31 with the IQ of a 13 yr old……
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Unamused Cat
Mar 11, 2008 at 10:50 pm -His picture annoys me. I just want to bitch slap him.
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Angel
Mar 11, 2008 at 11:26 pm -Can I watch? Take pictures? *sounds of gleeful laughter*
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sexybitch12
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm -can everone stop talking about ralph b/c hes not that way i have know i’m for a long ass time… n by the way he never try to hire a hit man to kill a 15 year old.. his celmate made all that shit up b/c he was to get back at ralph and i should know that thanks n plz all u stop talk about him plz
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Morbid
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm -Well, dumbass, we had not talked about him in almost a month. Thanks for bringing him up again, though, as I had forgot all about him.
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thepooh5
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:40 pm -You’re on the wrong web site for that shit to happen. He will be publicly shamed on and on.
Which way isn’t he - he doesn’t mess with 15 year old girls or he does molest them, but just not try to have them murdered?
Wake up Alice, cause you are certainly in Wonderland. Just which part of his sorry actions are ok with you? What about the LETTER the “smart one” mailed? Even if he didn’t try to have her killed - he was molesting a 15 year old girl. What part of that is ok with you?
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Lizard
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm -Sexybitch12–must be Felicia. Why does she have 2 MySpaces, I wonder?
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thepooh5
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm -Hell, I had missed this story. Had they not brought it back up, I wouldn’t have got to put my 2 cents in. Thanks Sexybitch12, I would have hated to miss hurling a stone!!!
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Angel
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:42 pm -Morbid, can I, can I, pleeeeease? OK, thanks!
Sexybitch12,
If you want to be taken seriously here, first you should learn how to spell and punctuate your sentences properly. Then you should learn the difference between a sentence, a sentence fragment, and a run-on sentence.
We also don’t care about your opinion of this stupid prick; we know what he is, and what people like him are capable of. He needs to sit his ass in jail for a couple of decades to keep society from having to worry about what kind of other stupid shit he might try.
Oh, and putting personal information in your name here is a dangerous thing to do. We care neither that you are a bitch, nor that you are 12 years old.
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thepooh5
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:45 pm -That thought had crossed my mind, too.
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michelle
Apr 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm -Oh, and putting personal information in your name here is a dangerous thing to do. We care neither that you are a bitch, nor that you are 12 years old.
Classic, I love it here.
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sexybitch12
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:28 am -frist i’m not fucking 12 year old. n i’m not fucking felicla. so frist he did try to kill the 15 year old. his fucking celmate is trying to kill her and u all know what fuck off and stop talking about him b/c everone knows that i dont fuck around with ppl that talk shit about ppl that i love so all u ppl fuck off
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Kathy
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:38 am -BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Are you threatening someone HERE? You are an idiot. Sexybitch12? Whats up with that userid? This isn’t myspace, don’t go trolling for dick here you dumbshit.
Oh and Ralph Nickel is an ugly skinny child molesting motherfucker who is as stupid as a box of rocks.
Now what?
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Angel
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:41 am -Is ‘fuck’ the only swear word you know, or just your favorite?
And you really should learn how to spell. ‘First’ has the ‘i’ before the ‘r’. By the way, shouldn’t you be in school right now? Seventh grade English class perhaps? Now run along back to class, before I have to call the truant officer and report you.
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Angel
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:43 am -Kathy, this is one of the many reasons I love you so much! You crack my ass up!
And I swear to God, if my uterus was still viable, I would give it to you in a heartbeat!
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thepooh5
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:43 am -hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
First, stop writing like you are 12. Second, quit acting like you’re 2 and get a life with some sense of right and wrong. This POS was molesting a 15 year old girl. I’m sorry - This PIECE OF SHIT was molesting a 15 year old and tried to HIRE his cellmate to murder her. He is trash, garbage, useless SHIT! And more appropriately, a complete and utter ASSHAT. Deal with it. I’m sorry one of the people you love is a child molester. But you need to realize what he is/was doing is horribly wrong.
Now go ahead and continue with any threats you may wish to spew forth, as I am all a’tremble in my boots.
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sexybitch12
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:44 am -u know what i’m sick of hearing this shit ok n by the way he is not ugly. i’m not threatnening anyone here i just want everone to stop talking about him ok thats all i want b/c i have been through alot ok
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thepooh5
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:46 am -Good catch, another CHILD he has swayed. I only have to disagree with one point, Angel. In seventh grade my spelling and grammer skills were much better - so, I’m thinking forth or fifth grade, perhaps.
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Kathy
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:50 am -Not ugly? Does he just not photograph well? Because he’s not pretty.
And if you aren’t threatening, what did this mean:
You don’t fuck around? Neither do we, go play somewhere else. It is obvious that you are either a minor or very very emotionally delayed. Someone should really be monitoring your internet access. Is it spring break or are you just skipping school today?
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sexybitch12
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:50 am -u know what i’m sick of this ok… n know i dont go to school b/c i cant right know i’m sick N im babysitting my sis ok …..
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thepooh5
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:51 am -Has he abused you, too? If you want us to know you have been through alot - how about posting some intelligent comments other than “stop talking about him” and like Morbid pointed out yesterday - If you hadn’t mentioned him, he was old news. Thanks for reminding us - I would have missed throwing a stone.
Now, I’ll quit being mean - If you are suffering, can offer any insight as to why you have been through alot? What has he done to you? He molests young girls - wake up and get away from him.
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Morbid
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:52 am -Eden man who allegedly tried to hire hit man will stand trial
http://www.fdlreporter.com/app.....07155/1985
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sexybitch12
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:54 am -frist i’m in fucking 9th grade, i’m not skiping school i’m sick ok. n io’m sick of ppl talking about my man ok
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Angel
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:55 am -Nobody gives a shit what YOU have been through, unless you are an underage victim of his too, and are planning to report his ass and testify against him. Otherwise, please……go fuck yourself. He is the criminal, and from what I have seen so far, you are an idiot with something less than a third grade education. My second grade daughter wrote a story last month, with bigger words, and all of them were spelled right. And she even managed to use proper punctuation.
The person we care about is the child he molested. We care a great deal about what SHE has been through. You and Ralphie-boy - not so much. ….actually, not at all. I hope he gets assfucked in prison, and if you don’t learn to choose your friends more wisely in the future, you will wind up in prison one day yourself. Probably after a brief stop as front page fodder here at D’D.
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thepooh5
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:56 am -O-kay my fight is over with this CHILD. She is underage and I don’t fight with little kids. And Sexy - change your name - do you know how degrading it is to refer to ones own self as a bitch and be proud of it? Some of us, adults do it here, jokingly - but we never want to be recognized by the word bitch.
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Kathy
Apr 8, 2008 at 9:58 am -Your man? LOL! He is a freaking pedophile. Honey, wake up. Look at him. Why would a man that age want to date 14 and 15 year olds? Probably because he has nothing to offer a grown woman. What a pathetic loser!
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Angel
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:00 am -Oh, fuck - he’s your man? Then he most certainly is a child molester - unless you failed several grades, and are actually in 9th grade at 18 years old. Which, judging by your writing skills, is entirely within the realm of possibility.
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sexybitch12
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:02 am -frist of all i love him n hes sitting in jail. felila is trying to get him to marrie him witch that wont happen,felila is putting his uncle in jail for no reason. i justy got out of the hospital b/c i have cf. i have to go back to school. i cant leave my house with out my mom or dad out side or any thing ok i i’m getting put more then everone
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thepooh5
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:03 am -Oh dear lord. Honey wake up, if you are in the 9th grade and that is your life’s desire, well, God love you. In the 9th grade and already settling for a POS like that. If he is “your man” - he just barely has cleared the pedophile range. Wake up and get away from him because when you’re 20 years old, you’ll be “OLD” to him and your ass will be dropped for the next 12-15 year old CHILD. And make no mistake, you, too, are a CHILD.
If you truly view him as your man, well I view you as a victim of a child molester and my guess is so will everyone else. You clearly have been through alot - now that we know your involvement with him. Please, please walk away and don’t look back. There are so many more things in life than a “MAN”. You have just started in this life please don’t waste it.
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sexybitch12
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:08 am -my man ok hes more like my bro but still i call him my man b/c i love him ok
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GoldenChild20k
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:09 am -Unfuckingbelievable, you’re seriously another victim (being as you’re in the ninth grade and you refer to him as your man). I’d think the police and the prosecutors of this sick UGLY methface looking fucker would like to know about you wouldn’t they?
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Angel
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:10 am -Do your parents know you have a thing for a pedophile? You should tell them, so they will be able to get you the counseling that you so desperately need. This guy is, and always will be, a broken specimen of a biological product, created when two people forgot to use a condom. If you have CF, I am doubly sorry for you, and I think you definitely deserve more than this POS will ever be able to offer you. Why don’t you try having a little more respect for yourself than that.
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Angel
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:13 am -Hey, Morbid - has this girl given you enough info yet for you to do your magic, and find out who she is so we can report his relationship with her to the proper authorities? I bet this would make an excellent addition to the prosecutor’s case. Don’t you agree?
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sexybitch12
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:14 am -no i was not with him ever i call him my man b/c he is close to me i could talk to him about ever thing ok
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WryBread
Apr 8, 2008 at 10:15 am -He is a very ugly guy, or fatally nonphotogenic.
Stop pretending to be a gangsta. You’re a kid and you’re putting time into the wrong things — stop making stupid posts and start learning how to read and write. It will help you make your life better. And you’re not old enough to have “a man,” and don’t even think about having a baby. You are acting like a baby.
“i’m getting put more then everone” doesn’t even make sense in English. Stop with the baby gangsta trash. You sound STUPID.
You’re just a kid, but you sure are making a mess of the rest of your life fast. Stop before it’s too late.
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