
Robert and Kristina Robertson
ELWOOD, Ind. – 26-year-old Robert Lamberson’s About section of his Myspace page states “My MiSsIoN 2 sPeAd MoRe SmiLeS tHeN tEaRs UtAhLiZe LeSsOnS LeArNd fRoM mY cHiLd HoOd YeArS“, a raped quote from 2-Pac’s song, Hold Ya Head. The other day, Robert decided to not take 2 Pac’s advice and went to the residence of his estranged wife, 26-year-old Kristina Lamberson, and killed her, then killed himself. He did this while Kristina’s 4-year-old daughter was in the home.
The little girl was unable to unlock the front door for help, so she called her Aunt. Her Aunt then called 911. “My 4-year-old niece just called me and said her mommy needed help and I needed to come and get her right now,” the aunt told a 911 dispatcher. “She thinks mommy was dead and she can’t get her up.”
Police broke into the home and found the couple, both dead from the shotgun found underneath Robert’s corpse. Robert had just been released from jail after being arrested Saturday for calling Kristina, a violation of a protective order she had against him. Lamberson bonded out of jail a few hours after his arrest. Police say there were no signs or evidence of any possibilites of violence on Robert’s part, but friends say that isn’t true. They state that threatening phone calls had been recorded and played for police. The couple had only been married for about a year.
“He liked to run his mouth a lot and I don’t think anybody took him serious,” a family friend said. And after browsing around his Myspace page, I can honestly say that I wouldn’t have taken him seriously either.
The little girl’s relatives say she has repeatedly talked about how her mother died. Kristina’s daughter and 7-year-old son are now staying with her family.

Robert Lamberson
Fuck me? lol, no fuck you, Robert.





























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impqueen
Mar 5, 2008 at 11:18 am -I love it when you show us the finger. It makes me feel loved, somehow.
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michelle
Mar 5, 2008 at 11:22 am -Boy, those protective orders sure work miracles.
Hours after bonding out. Did the cops even alert her?
Shit, it’s another one of those. Looking at his pic and the headline I thought I read “more EARS”. Dumbo giganton eared mother fucker.
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What Would Satan Do
Mar 5, 2008 at 11:26 am -Another dumbass “tough guy” kills himself? Gee, that’s too bad.
The only shame is he took a caring mother with him instead of a few more white boys who wanna-be Tupac when they grow up.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 11:33 am -You know the dead beats didn’t warn her of anything.
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Miss. Hill
Mar 5, 2008 at 11:42 am -Someone left this comment on his myspace…
“Only God can judge you though! I asked him for forgiveness for you! I hope he listens to my plea! I hope he lets you into heavens door! Hope you see you on the otherside”
Forgiveness I think not, only god can judge him…no.
What a loser Tupac was his idol, well now he can be like him, except other stupid asses won’t idolize him he’s just …dead!
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WryBread
Mar 5, 2008 at 11:43 am -Here’s some comments from his myspace:
GOLDIE: “we just want you to know we’re going to miss you. im so glad you got to see my little boy. ill make sure he knows that you we’re his unk.i know its what you’d want. i just dont understand, everything seemed like it was going to be ok ,at least when you were here. WE LOVE AND MISS YOU!!
My.Baby.Girl.”
(And I bet sonny will be real proud to have a murderer in the family! It’s the kind of thing that kids need to grow up right, a mommy who idolizes her piece-of-shit brother — sarcasm, sarcasm.)
CORY: “Hey cuz i just wanted to tell you that i love u and miss u alot! its not going to be the same without you! its just so hard to even beleive this shit is happening! I love u man and no matter were you are right now just remember to keep a good eye on those that love you! We will meet again someday! Love ya”
(It’s not going to be the same — it’ll be better!)
TBN 4LIFE: Mar 3 2008 11:13 AM “Bub I love you so much and I’m gonna miss you alot! I don’t know what to say… I’m in such disbelief that this is happening! I am sorry it came down to this! Only God can judge you though! I asked him for forgiveness for you! I hope he listens to my plea! I hope he lets you into heavens door! Hope you see you on the otherside!”
(Any time I read the old “only God can judge,” I know I’m looking at someone who is in serious denial.)
And the guy’s webpage! What makes people worship gangsta rappers and use them as a vehicle for their own lives? They are professional pieces of crap IMO. Imitate crap, act like crap, die like crap is a pretty easy equation to work out.
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michelle
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:14 pm -Wry I am with you. Senseless, selfish self-love.
So many peoople today have no thoughts outside themselves. Always about their emotions, their hardships. Another reason there are so many fucked up parents.
MEMEMEMEMEMEME!
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shadow_dreamz
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:21 pm -Are people really this stupid.. I mean I know it is her brother and all but if it was me I would be mad as hell at him for what he did. Not idolize him for it. And I sure wouldn’t want my kid growing up remembering him for what he did.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:36 pm -No shit. What are they thinking? I would want to shield my child from this shit not brag about it.
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jenjen0135
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:38 pm -This is the selfish me-me-me whigger/ gangbanger mentality at work. POS is better off dead- Just a damn shame he took a boatload of folks down the road with him.
These idiots that are posting all over his MySpace page are the same ones who probably agree that eh “did what he had to do to the B****I”. Unbelievable. They also probably think he can see their greiving posts from his fire-y box in HELL.
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jenjen0135
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm -Do these people not know what it is to be ASHAMED of something someone did?
I mean you can always love a family member, but for God’s sake, show some admittance of shame on the famiy’s behalf!!!–Oh no- That would be having class….
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:43 pm -LOL You’re probably right. I would however, like to stoke up the “fire-y box” for him. Got lots of good, dry wood………………….
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Old Man Metal
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:43 pm -Ice Ice Baby!
Since he had the decency to off himself, I’ll just hope that the funeral home that handles his corpse has a resident gay necrophiliac rapist. Like Sam Kinison said: “It never ends! It never ends!”
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 12:51 pm -roflmao
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michelle
Mar 5, 2008 at 1:01 pm -I would want my kids to remember: DO NOT BEHAVE THIS WAY. Look at all the pain it causes.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 1:12 pm -Yeah, that is a valid point, BUT, maybe when their older. I would want to shield my child from it. But, that’s just not a possibility. Neighborhoods talk, the parents talk about what happened years ago, the kids hear it and repeat it or point and say there’s the nephew of so and so. Its not really something that can be kept from you children, forever. But, I still wouldn’t tell them, personally, until they were older or started to ask questions.
Notice, I didn’t say old enough to understand. I don’t know when that would ever be - Hell, I don’t understand half of this shit.
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warrman69
Mar 5, 2008 at 1:16 pm -This guy killed his ex in front of her little girl and his low life friends feel sorry for him, WTF is wrong with people?
The poor little thing is going to be scard for life, what a prick.
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solange822001
Mar 5, 2008 at 1:18 pm -Jesus christ, what that poor child must have gone through. How could you do that knowing that she would see the bodies, be alone, frightened to death? For god’s sake, people have some mercy. At the very least leave the children out of it. I’m not condoning murder of course, but it just angers me so much more when children are involved.
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solange822001
Mar 5, 2008 at 1:25 pm -Hahaha I like the title of the picture: “you’re dead asshole”. LMAO
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Jack Shizz
Mar 5, 2008 at 1:26 pm -Eff this piece of crap and his trash friends.
Why cant these people just kill themselves??? WHY devastate so many other lives. Selfish evil bastard.
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm -Dry wood’s no good - it burns up too quick. Get some nice fresh pitch pine with plenty of knots in it. It burns hotter (because of the pitch) and the knots will pop up and bite him on the ass.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm -I don’t know if we have “pitch pines” where I live, if that is a type of pine - we got plain white pines and Fraziers, some hemlock - gotta stick to good ole locus wood, it holds its fire longer than most dry wood.
You’re right it does burn quicker than a fresh pine would - but damn its hot and I have a lot of it.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 2:50 pm -I don’t however have anything to pop up and bite them on the ass. Since its HIS “fire-y box” in hell, maybe I could just throw a few gun shells on the fire - maybe a little hot lead to go with that………………….
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm -The shells sound like a good idea to me….
And ‘pitch pine’ is not a specific variety of pine, it just means fresh pine wood that still has some sap (pitch) in it. I guess it’s another ’southern’ thing. LOL.
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michelle
Mar 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm -Still pissed that the cops didn’t warn her after he bonded out.
STUPID!
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 3:29 pm -I’m southern, not the deep south, like you, but definately southern. Just uneducated in the different varities wood or your local words for types of wood, I suppose. No one burns pine, here, unless you absolutely have to. It causes too much creosote to build up and will cause chimney fires. I guess that’s why pine never comes to mind for me.
Wait, wait we are gonna burn it in a “fire-y box” in hell - no need to worry about the creosote. In that case, I can mix and match - I’ll have the knots a poppin’ and bitin’ their sorry asses after all.
That will be way cheaper than shells. Don’t know what you shoot in your baby glock - but 145 gr silvertip hollowpoints for .357’s going for about $42.95 per 50 rounds. OUTrageous!!
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 3:52 pm -It should be criminal negligence, on the police department’s part.
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm -9 mil. hollowpoints, baby. Unless I’m at the range - hollowpoints are too expensive to use just for practice. But they will make a nice cavity in an intruder’s ass if I have to use it for self defense.
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nurseronda
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm -They don’t have to warn you about a child molester being let out of prison either……Which sucks, I learnt by experience, now the guy is dead.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:20 pm -Child molestor? I missed that all together. I thought he murdered his wife and himself - didn’t catch anything on the child, other than being witness to.
Michelle and I were talking about, him bailing out after she had him picked up for violating an order of protection. Did I miss something or do we have so much shit in the pot, that this was the wrong thread you meant to post that comment?
And more over, I am sorry that you have first hand knowledge of child molestors and what the cops can and/or don’t do regarding the POS.
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michelle
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:21 pm -Do tell.
Don’t some states warn a victim when a criminal is being released from prison? Why wouldn’t the cops warn the lady who just got him arrested? Fucking stupid.
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michelle
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:23 pm -Enough for a protective order.
Damn.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:28 pm -Agreed - we load most of ours. I keep silvertips - for the werewolves, though.
I got a new pistol for Christmas this year and noticed the price while shopping around. I truly do keep a box of them but do not target practice with them. They just throw such a nice group, if you had to.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:31 pm -If its not a requirement, it ought to be. It should be common courtesy.
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:31 pm -Yeah, because it somehow violates the assbag’s rights! How fucked up is that?
And, dead would be good, if the released offenders didn’t take others with them…..selfish bastards.
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nurseronda
Mar 5, 2008 at 4:49 pm -The guy I was talking about molested another child, was sent back to the prison where the guards knew the families and kind of let it slip what the guy was in there for…..ended up in the ER at the local hospital then flown to a trama center to have a broke off broom handle removed from deep inside of him via rectum He didn’t live much longer. You asked.
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michelle
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:02 pm -I take no offense. *snickers*
Honor amonst thiefs.
You said sent back to prison, not a first offense for dude?
Good, reminds me of wrench raping dad.
Whatever happened to him? Last we heard he was still in jail.
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nurseronda
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:06 pm -No, he had been molesting young girls for the biggest part of his life.
Ruined so many young girls lives.
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:14 pm -Then he deserved exactly what he got. My only regret is that it didn’t take longer for him to die……he should have suffered for days……
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:18 pm -Well, not being mean, but HURRAY. I can’t see how that is a bad thing, in any way, shape, or form. And I’m glad he lived through it long enough to suffer a while. Just like his vicitms - well, not just like them, as their suffering continues, he got a break - but still less than he deserved, which as far as, I can tell is the only down side.
They should have given him antibiotic enemas and blood transfusions, to make it last for the standard 3 weeks, I refer to. The dirty bastard. And if the families got to exact this revenge, good for them. I know it didn’t change a thing, but damn, I bet they felt better. I bet the child felt better knowing that he died and would never hurt them or anyone else ever, ever again.
I cannot feel sorry for the molestor and find it quite satisfying the way he went out - aside that he didn’t suffer long enough.
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nurseronda
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:18 pm -He did……days turned into a month and a half. He was asking for a grim reaper visit.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:20 pm -Are we related or on the same mind waves? Yours posted while I was typing mine evidently.
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:22 pm -O-kay nurseronda, you got me, he lived past the standard 3 weeks - justice served, I guess.
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LL44
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:24 pm -Not ANOTHER fucking Bubba…..that is THE future criminal nickname I do believe!
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:26 pm -YAAAAAAAY! Did the family of the little girl get to go in and laugh at him any? Kick him in the ass maybe? Now, that would be justice!
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:28 pm -Someone on here once told me: “Great minds think alike!”
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LL44
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:30 pm -Here in Ontario, Canada….you get no notice when someone who violates a restraining order bails out. Know firsthand from seeing my abusive former stepfather strolling up the street the next day… violating the order YET again… multiple times over. It finally ended after I wrote a letter to the judge asking if I was going to read about my mom dead in the papers because of the slap on the wrist, out the next day approach. The judge wised up & told my stepfather if he violated the order again, it’d be a $10k fine & a $10k fine for the person who paid his bail. Lucky for us, he was also a cheap-ass motherfucker & cared more about the money…because he FINALLY left us alone!!!
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:32 pm -Maybe that’s it, but I also heard “daddy” got around.
just kidding…..
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Angel
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:34 pm -Another fine example of the old saying, “Money talks, and bullshit walks.”
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thepooh5
Mar 5, 2008 at 5:35 pm -Sorry you went through that, and its a shame, when a judge had to take advice from someone’s child, before he could do his job, as he should. I’m not saying you were a minor, maybe you were, but regardless, you had to say “do I have to read about my mom dead in the papers”. Ya know one would think that someone that has as much education as a judge and has seen many crimes, that he could have drawn that conclusion himself and protected you guys.
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