Denver, CO – And by old man, I mean that he’s 72, she’s 20, and the romance wasn’t going so hot. Jennifer Stroth is accused of stabbing her elderly boyfriend repeatedly in two incidents; one on February 1, the other on February 16. This chick makes Crazy-Eyes Moolic look like her meds are working.
Apparently Stroth messed her old man up pretty badly, as his injuries are reported to be serious. He is not being identified because he is a victim of domestic assault. Stroth was arrested on a domestic violence charge in Loveland on February 17, although the stabbings apparently occurred in Denver at the couple’s home there.
Jennifer Stroth has been arrested a lot. Her prior record includes drug, theft and assault charges since she turned 18 in 2005. She was arrested in Aurora, a Denver suburb, on “assault, battery and damaging private property charges stemming from a domestic violence case” in 2006.
Stroth is being held at the Larimer County Jail, but will be charged in Denver. The charges include felony counts of first-degree assault against an at-risk victim, two counts of second-degree assault against an at-risk victim, and menacing.
1:16 pm on February 27th, 2008
Oh god, that face of hers….it just screams, “WHAT THE FUCK”?
So hilarious.
1:17 pm on February 27th, 2008
can you imagine that face coming at you, knife in hand? That poor old guy was probably thinking she was gonna be a hot young compliant girlfriend for his last years. He was mistaken.
1:21 pm on February 27th, 2008
Combine that with the fact that she ain’t no looker, is it A) old man happy to be getting some cooter, young cooter even!, or B) she can suck the chrome off a bumper? Because somethings gotta give. She looks like a loser who’d bone an old man, but come on. Poor bastard.
1:25 pm on February 27th, 2008
Bitches be triflin’.
The two seperate occasions thing is odd…You’d think he’d have said something after the first stabbing. @_@
1:26 pm on February 27th, 2008
A little meth face mixed with hyper thyroid bug eyes, she is a crazy looking bitch! Her old man is a pimp..huh.
1:32 pm on February 27th, 2008
Why did she stab him?
If you are really pissed at your 72 year old boyfriend, everyone knows, all you have to do is hide his Aspercreme and prune juice. Once his rheumatism starts acting up and he gets all constipated, he will agree to whatever you want. No need to get all stabby.
1:35 pm on February 27th, 2008
I’m thinking she found the will and went nuts
1:51 pm on February 27th, 2008
Her eyes are hypnotizing. You are getting sleepy… sleepy… sleee…
1:59 pm on February 27th, 2008
I don’t think she stabbed him very hard the first time. But the second time, it was all Stabby McStab Stab up in there, and dude got hurt. So he had to get medical treatment, and ER probably called the cops.
2:13 pm on February 27th, 2008
Oh, well then I can see what happened. Can you imagine boning a 72 year old and then finding out you aren’t even in the will? Sounds like a mitigating circumstance to me.
2:17 pm on February 27th, 2008
You just have to wonder what was in it for her if not cash.
2:18 pm on February 27th, 2008
Damn! And my husband thought I was a bitch, occasionally…….well, maybe I am – sometimes. I have to bitch sometimes in order to relieve some of that internal pressure; since I’ve been told since I was a little girl that ladies are not supposed to burp or fart. Something’s gotta give, right?
2:34 pm on February 27th, 2008
I’m speculating that she was boning him to get access to his good prescription meds and social security check.
Bonus …. he could probably take his teeth out.
2:41 pm on February 27th, 2008
My usual refrain is Where the HELL were the parents? Are we sure that he wasn’t her parent? Or at least a relative of some sort?……looking at those eyes, the first thing that comes to mind is “genetic defect”……usually caused by a shallow gene pool. ?????????
3:06 pm on February 27th, 2008
hehe—I’m goin with the meds theory.hahaha—She looks hopped up on SOMETHIN GOOD!!!~
3:14 pm on February 27th, 2008
Jen, d’ja ever see that movie with Burt Reynolds, a really old one (I can’t remember the name of it) where the four buddies go on a boating/hunting/fishing trip, and get accosted by some of the inbred locals who do some really f-ed up stuff to them? Jennifer looks kind of like what I would imagine one of the inbreeds would have looked like if they were female…..Just a thought……
Squeal like a pig…….heehee
3:24 pm on February 27th, 2008
Deliverance I think is the movie you’re talking about, with Warren Beatty.
3:33 pm on February 27th, 2008
Exactly! Thanks! Doesn’t she kinda look like one of them to you though? Put overalls on her and rub some mud on her face and…..Presto! Hillbilly inbreed!
3:33 pm on February 27th, 2008
haha- Dueling banjos and the N. Ga mountains!!!SQuEEELLLL-piggypiggy
3:51 pm on February 27th, 2008
What’s in a name? Jennifer Stroth……Sloth…….Have you ever seen a pic of a sloth? Is it just me or is there a resemblance? Wonder how many toes she has…….
Just another thought that hit me…….Damn! I hate it when that happens…so few thoughts…..kinda hurts when they hit…..specially when I’m not expecting them…..
3:58 pm on February 27th, 2008
That is one crazy looking girl. Man oh man, I don’t care how young she is I think if I were that old guy I would take off running. coo coo
4:05 pm on February 27th, 2008
Yeah, I can see the resemblance. She looks like what would happen if that vacuous Britney psycho reproduced with the Deliverance Pig Lover:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/oldmanmetal/piglovr.jpg
4:11 pm on February 27th, 2008
Hahahahha Exactly, Kathy! Too fucking funny!
4:35 pm on February 27th, 2008
That picture was priceless…….I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight……
4:55 pm on February 27th, 2008
*shudders*
5:10 pm on February 27th, 2008
All she had to do was pull a Anna Nicole Smith and wait for the old fart to die. Maybe she couldn’t wait for the drug money……..
8:51 pm on February 27th, 2008
We make fun of the old man for wanting sex, but I think he was just as likely to have wanted love. There are many old people so lonely that they can be misled into thinking that a person who wants to use them really loves them for themself. And I think some elderly people enjoy having a younger person around — look at Anna Nicole Smith’s husband. There is a delight in seeing a younger person enjoy the money that you can no longer use for fun.
Of course, not being rich, this elderly man could only attract a psychopath. I find that pitiable.
9:09 pm on February 27th, 2008
I have to agree with you on this one Wrybread. Most time in dealing with the elderly, they are simply lonely being in a home all by themselves would have to drive you insane at times. Cabin fever is a mild form of the feeling of being alone and not having someone just to talk to at times and next time I bet he settles for a cat.
9:32 pm on February 27th, 2008
Nurseronda:
If you’re still online, I’ve got a question for you that is completely off-topic. Since you are in the medical profession, I thought maybe you could help me….I’ve had a toothache since yesterday, and neither tylenol or motrin seem to be helping. I thought maybe you might know of some sort of home remedy that might help to alleviate the pain. If you can help I would really appreciate it, since I only got about two hours sleep last night, and tonight’s not looking much better…….
If you don’t have any ideas, I understand. Just thought I’d ask.
10:28 pm on February 27th, 2008
Try cloves………..it sometimes helps….when taking motrin or tylenol……a natural home remedy.
10:48 pm on February 27th, 2008
Thanks for the help. I’ll try it. Many thanks.
10:56 pm on February 27th, 2008
It was Ned Beatty in Deliverance, not Warren.
11:01 pm on February 27th, 2008
Just for chuckles…..my daughter (14) walked in the room just as Deliverance woman’s picture popped up on my screen….Her comment: OMG, what the heck happened to her?!
I guess tonal inflection had a lot to do with the humor in it…..it sounded a lot funnier coming out of her mouth than it looks in print….oh well….
11:19 pm on February 27th, 2008
Now you’ve done it……she’ll have nightmares for life…lol
12:07 am on February 28th, 2008
That’ll teach her to sneak up on her mama! Hahaha.
Though she’s probably already seen worse than that at the movies…..Things that were rated R when I was her age are now rated PG……go figure…..
12:11 am on February 28th, 2008
She looks like a demented Furbie.
3:33 am on February 28th, 2008
good lesson for all the married woman here lol
Are you rinsing Angel with warm Salt water dont eat or drink after soaking and swishing …
4:57 am on February 28th, 2008
Wonder:
Thank you for the suggestion. Yes, I have done the warm salt water, and now the rubbing of my teeth and gums with powdered cloves (and, boy is that a nasty taste! Tastes great in cooking and baking, but really horrible alone). I really don’t expect anything to help. I have very sensitive teeth and gums, and when the temp outside drops below freezing, as it has for the last few days, it feels like someone is running a serrated blade all around the inside of my mouth. Add to that a hereditary blood disorder which causes vitamin deficiencies, and I am basically screwed until the weather warms up. I think the only way to permanently stop this problem is to have all of my teeth yanked out, but that would make eating pretty difficult, wouldn’t it? Maybe one day I’ll win the lottery, and be able to get me some of those implants (teeth, not boobs). Until then, I guess I will just spend the really cold days in a state of moderate to intense pain from toothaches. And eat tylenol and motrin like m&ms. LOL. Ow, laughing kinda hurts right now too. *so I’ll just wink*
8:29 am on February 28th, 2008
‘Jacked up junky jabs (j)eriatric just jokingly’ stated her defence counsel, in what was a sudden and inspired alliteration after having his eyes burned from his skull by merely looking at his client, Jennifer “the Medusa” Stroth. The judge in this case has ordered the jury and all court visitors to ‘AVERT YOUR EYES, AVERT YOUR EYES!!!’ and fined Ms Stroth for breaching the Lord of The Rings copyright by, and I quote, ‘ looking like Smeagol, acting like Gollum’. Her elderly boyfriend, twice lucky, was rumored to have commented ‘Wha? But I don’t like Jello’ as he was taken by wheelchair to his mother’s house for therapeautic respite.
8:38 am on February 28th, 2008
LMFAO!!!
10:38 am on February 28th, 2008
Angel, maybe sinus problems are involved with your teeth. I had one tooth pulled and all my sinus pain went away like magic. Years of suffering because of that damned molar.
12:21 pm on February 28th, 2008
Annnnd The Crazy eyes award of the week goes to…..
*drumroll*
12:32 pm on February 28th, 2008
Please don’t make me laugh like that, my face hurts already! ROF trying not toLMAO
You’re probably right, but that’s not all of it I’m afraid. I have taken allergy meds, as well as sinus meds in the last couple days. I have a hereditary vascular condition, which causes vitamin deficiencies, which in turn causes weak enamel, and extremely sensitive teeth. All of my drinks, from coffee to milk have to be pretty close to room temp before I can drink them, and ice cream is an exercise in sheer self torture. Hot/cold sensitivity is the bane of my existence, and with the outside temp dipping below freezing for the past few days, I have been trying to avoid even walking near a window or outside door, unless I have to take one of the kids somewhere (which seems to be several times a day). If you are a believer, prayers are appreciated, if not, just try sending some warm and fuzzy thoughts my way, please. *clawing frantically at my gums*
4:54 pm on February 29th, 2008
I can’t say anything, only look at the pic and laugh. The open mouth what the fuck look? The eyes, holy shit?
LOL.
9:25 pm on February 29th, 2008
Hi all, very strange that I finally sign on to actually post a comment to a fellow member instead of about the sick twisted people that entertain us with their psychotic assanine behavior.
Angel, I too have poor enamel on my teeth and I found the following to really help me out. 4-5 advil and 2 aleve. Will actually make it through most of the day without pain.
11:22 pm on February 29th, 2008
You have to be very careful when taking an overdose of meds…Can cause kidney failure and liver damage.
2:14 am on March 1st, 2008
Angel… Sorry to hear about your tooth pain. Personally, I would rather take a beating than have a toothache. Another home remedy is vodka. Swish it around. You can swallow or spit out. Good luck.
2:43 am on March 1st, 2008
Unamused Cat:
If I thought it would take away the toothache, I would hire someone to beat me up. And vodka is probably not a good idea, as it makes me mean, and I don’t want to end up as a front page story on the Dreamin’Demon.
I do, however, have an update on my tooth for y’all….It’s not just sinuses, or sensitivity this time….I have an abscessed tooth…I went to the pharmacy, got some antibiotics, and started taking them…..If it’s not any better by Monday, I guess I’ll have to break down and go to the dentist… and thanks to nurseronda and totemic for the advice…..I have been taking two extra strength tylenol every 6 hours, and an 800mg motrin 3 x a day, between doses of the tylenol. It doesn’t get rid of the pain, but it does keep me from wanting to cut off my own head …….for the most part….Thanks again, and love to all.
6:40 am on March 1st, 2008
Any update on the Smeagol/Gollum -girl ? I heard that the ex-boyfriend is pining for his ‘precious’…
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