David Anthony Faboo Is Not A Pretty Man
February 27, 2008 by impqueen
Medford, Oregon - He’s not a very good kidnapper, either. Faboo, 37, lured a minor girl off of MyspaceMySpace
, drove an hour or so to California to meet her, and then let her keep her cell phone. When the girl realized that the boy she was hooking up with looked like Amber Alert Man, she whipped out the phone and started texting her friends, who alerted police.
Faboo’s active Myspace account has one friend – a sixteen year old girl from California. You do the math on that one, denizens, but this girl, who has been described as mentally challenged by authorities, looks like predator fantasy – shy, vulnerable, cute, and a little delayed with the social skills. I’m actually not even gonna link to his Myspace, because it’s boring and because the girl doesn’t have hers locked down, and she is a minor (where are her parents?).
Delayed or not, though, the girl was smart. Because once she got in the car with Faboo and realized what was really happening (versus the “I’ll take care of you, honey” line he no doubt gave her), she balked. And texted. And kept texting until police stopped the vehicle and rescued the girl. Now that’s some good thinking.
Naturally, Faboo’s mother thinks her son is a good Samaritan who went to California to help the girl. “If he thought she needed help, I’m afraid he would be there to help her,” the mother said. Sure he was gonna help her – help her get her clothes off. It appears that Faboo’s poor planning and inability to see reason is genetic.
Faboo is in the Jackson County jail on a “higher than $1 million” bond.
10:18 am on February 27th, 2008
DAMMMMMNNN- CHECK OUT THE HAIR!!!
I just can’t get past it. I read the story–yadayada…but woohhooo the dooo!
10:36 am on February 27th, 2008
Can anybody say Grizzly Adams? Where’s Ben, I wonder?
Obviously Faboo’s bitch mother needs a reality check, too.
Somebody needed help, but I don’t think it was the girl. Not till apeman took her, at least.
10:37 am on February 27th, 2008
Lol, Jenjen
10:40 am on February 27th, 2008
I’ve got it now! Sasquatch! That’s where I’ve seen him before. It’s Sasquatch…..
10:52 am on February 27th, 2008
Seriously. I thought he was wearing a coon skinned cap, like Davey Crockett.
Sheesh.
11:08 am on February 27th, 2008
ohhh- nooo Kathy!!! He took advantage of a poor coon too?
AWWW—poor little trash-eaters!
ha-I can’t quite get over the hair/ beard connection–where does it end and begin again??????????ARRRGGGHHHH??????
And poor guy with a name like FADOO—dooo-doo—I can hear the echo….
11:08 am on February 27th, 2008
How does a person do that to hair? Or is it genetic erruption?
11:09 am on February 27th, 2008
oh- sOOOO sorry FaBoo–as in Boo hoo ya got busted ya sick perv.
11:11 am on February 27th, 2008
Y’all all funny as hell!
11:14 am on February 27th, 2008
Maybe his head exploded and that’s part of his brain hanging out……..you know…….furry, warped and useless.
11:18 am on February 27th, 2008
i just kept singing the Song of the Cebu in my head. Only it was The Song Of the Faboo, and it’s probably ruined VeggieTales for me for life.
faboo-moo-moo, faboo-moo-moo, faboo-moo-moo, faboo….
11:19 am on February 27th, 2008
ooohhh- That was one of the Silly songs!!! I love those!!!
11:26 am on February 27th, 2008
Another one of those Silly Songs fits this guy: “Where Is My Hairbrush?”
oh where is my hairbrush
oh wheeeeerre is my hairbrush?
11:26 am on February 27th, 2008
Imp, I didn’t know you liked Veggie Tales! My kids have pretty much every one of those! My two year old can sing the Song of the Cebu. It’s so cute to watch, makes me giggle every time.
Yeah, now that I see it in print, I may have to leave the room when that one plays.
11:27 am on February 27th, 2008
LOL. Please stop……I’ll never be able to watch a movie with my kids again…..
11:30 am on February 27th, 2008
The Imp is a mystery known only to those with the temerity and testicular fortitude to brave her evil lair. Also, i refer to myself in third person sometimes. And i raised all twelve of Morbid’s illegitimate offspring on Veggie Tales, mainly so they can irritate their father when he’s trying to have alone time with his couch.
11:33 am on February 27th, 2008
I just can’t get over the fact that his name is actually “Faboo.” Because he’s so NOT faboo.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=faboo
11:34 am on February 27th, 2008
Twelve? Twelve?!? Damn, and I thought six was a lot! So, is it really cheaper by the dozen?
11:36 am on February 27th, 2008
P.S. Imp, my hat’s off to you……Six has made me a little cock-eyed, I think twelve would qualify me for the asylum. Good job. And good luck.
11:38 am on February 27th, 2008
hahahaha- I had the whole dang collection- til we got rid of the VCR–I had to start collecting all over again because WE like them!!!
Kid is 7 and into Hannah, but me and hubby are amused by the VeggieTales!!
11:39 am on February 27th, 2008
PPS. Imp, if you wanna increase the irritation factor, there are about fifty different CDs out featuring every Veggie Tales song you ever heard, and maybe a few you haven’t. I keep a few in the van at all times to keep the fighting down……harder for them to fight if they’re singing.
11:39 am on February 27th, 2008
oohh—THAT’s the nasty couch I heard about….hahahaha
mainly so they can irritate their father when he’s trying to have alone time with his couch.
11:40 am on February 27th, 2008
hey- those Cd’s also come in handy if hubby wants to put in some junk I don’t feel like listening to. He can’t argue with the 2 girls and the Veggies!
11:42 am on February 27th, 2008
Jen, I have to replace mine almost constantly, on a rotating basis, because my 3 year old can reach them and get them out, and she thinks they make excellent skates on our tile and linoleum floors.
12:07 pm on February 27th, 2008
I never said they were MY kids. Twelve would leave me institutionalized. Actually, Morbid’s eighteen and blogs from his mother’s basement in Ohio. so I’m not even sure if he has any kids, and if he did they’d all have Jaileen eyes, like this o_O
12:09 pm on February 27th, 2008
i really did raise my spawn on the Veggies. I can’t tell if it helped yet, but somewhere i do have a picture of “Bob’s Evil Twin, the Tomato Of Doom”.
12:15 pm on February 27th, 2008
So ………the ones you raised were his imaginary offspring? LOL. Even imagining the management of twelve would make me bug-eyed. For an 18 year old, he seems pretty mature and can carry on an intelligent conversation. You don’t see that much nowadays either. Bless you both for creating this site, though, whether you’re married, single, parents, or childless…….You’ve done an excellent service for the community at large. Keep it up!
1:05 pm on February 27th, 2008
If I made a tentative date with this ummm dude I would run before he had the opportunity to speak to me…look at him! He looks like a crazy mofo, bet he conceals his crack pipe in his hair.
1:22 pm on February 27th, 2008
Hahahahahhaha Set her straight, Imp! (Ummm or should I?)
Imp owns this site and Morbid is her assistant. They rock, and yeah Morbid is pretty bright for an 18 yr old.
2:12 pm on February 27th, 2008
Yeah, I’ve found that most of the people who are frequent posters on here seem to be of above average intelligence. I just wasn’t sure which one was the ringleader, and which ones were the indispensable partners. Doesn’t matter though – to use your term – you all rock! maybe if I hang out here enough, some of it will rub off on me. Ya think? I could use a little help most days.
2:14 pm on February 27th, 2008
Sure, that’s how we roll.
Actually, truth told, Morbid owns the site and I’m the resident Imp. He is not 18, does not blog from his mother’s basement, has impregnated me exactly never, and we don’t even live in the same state. But on the internet, anything is possible!
Angel, you are such a good sport. A lot of times we pull this stuff and people get really mad. LOL You should totally hang out. I think we will adopt you.
2:29 pm on February 27th, 2008
Adopt me? That could get expensive for you…..I wasn’t joking about the number of kids I have…..Five girls and a boy……The weddings alone are going to put me in the poorhouse……good thing we started college funds for each of them when they were babies…..and bless my oldest, already in college and on a full scholarship…….now, if I can only convince the rest to follow in her footsteps, maybe I won’t be such a burden on you after all….LOL
And I kind of figured at least half of the stuff in the ‘personals posts’ was a fantasy created to fuck with the ones who like to show their asses…..we all need a little fantasy in our lives sometime, and yours is a lot of fun for me to eavesdrop on…..keep it up, I wanna see where it goes ;.)
2:40 pm on February 27th, 2008
lol That was my first thought too.
4:10 pm on February 27th, 2008
Bwahahahahahaha!
Ol’ Faboo looks pretty smug for someone that got outwitted by a MySpazz teenybopper. I hope his mom isn’t too mad at him for dragging all of the heat down into her basement.
Score one for the good guys!
4:18 pm on February 27th, 2008
I was remembering as a child, when I had a hair out of place, my Mother would do that wonderful “spit thing” to make that hair behave. This dude, you’d need to cough a lung cookie on to make that hair lay down. Just saying.
Awww Imp, you damn truth teller. lol
I was just funning with ya, Angel.
*Help me…..they’ll be out to get me for revealing…..things*
4:30 pm on February 27th, 2008
I don’t take offense easily. Y’all are all hilarious. I’m kinda living vicariously through y’all. With my brood, I rarely have time to find things to amuse myself. So, I’ll let y’all do it for me!
Still LMAO
5:33 pm on February 27th, 2008
“Amber Alert Man”….ROFL.
7:34 pm on February 27th, 2008
this guy looks like he is zaboomafoo living under his neck! and Imp~ I do have to say david anthony faboo is not a pretty man, well that is the freakin understatement of the year LOL
ROFL
8:32 pm on February 27th, 2008
I’ve been looking around for the origins of the surname “Faboo.” No luck. I did find this reference to “faboo fries” in one of those awful food blogs in which the author is always in a semi-orgasmic state over a fresh chick pea or something:
“Note yummy chocolate shake (the chocolate syrup is made from Valrhona chocolate) in background and huge Chinese take-out container in which they serve the faboo fries (we also got the blue cheese and the garlic-parmesan dipping sauces.)”
9:00 pm on February 27th, 2008
I see Faboo and all I can think of is Sally from the Peanuts comic strip swooning over Linus and calling him “my sweet Baboo”. Now it’s ” my sweet Faboo”… NOOOOO!! I just went and creeped myself out.
Heh heh…a tub of bright pink gel maybe or perhaps a block of lard?
12:33 am on February 28th, 2008
Poor lard……
3:07 am on February 28th, 2008
mom did that too eeew LOL… thanks for the memories
kudo to the g/f for reacting appropriately…. sorry to hear the girl is
let us know if she writes a blog about this experience… link link plz
9:10 am on February 28th, 2008
Razor, Davie, ray-zor. Gel; G-e-l…
text reads: ‘Dear Mum. Car nice, Lunch yum. State line close. He promised to be good, but the hair…I just don’t know.’
Now for the mentally challenged:
‘There’s a bear in there, and a kid as well,
She texting like mad
he’s dumb as hell
Take the phone, get her alone
you dumbuss…you – HANDS IN THE AIR, YOU CHEWBACCA MOTHERFUCKER!
(aruhruhhhhhhhhhhh!)
9:35 am on February 28th, 2008
I think faboo is a regional variant of fubar.
11:04 am on February 28th, 2008
What region? Or are you pulling me in with a joke — you know I am a word nerd.
I don’t think gel is involved in the hair do. The bush seems to be unnaturally thick. I bet a barber has to hack his way through the forest every few days just to see if David Faboo is still in there.
12:58 pm on February 28th, 2008
That word definitely describes his hair……..
And Bornagain, you never cease to amaze…..a person of rare talent….or at least a funny-as-hell thinking in verse process………
1:32 pm on February 28th, 2008
I’m just foolin’ about.
9:33 pm on September 22nd, 2008
believe it or not, this man is not a pedophile. he has been a stalker tho in the past and he is mentally ill. I know because he is my husband!
10:08 pm on September 22nd, 2008
Please tell us more, Samantha. I don’t believe we ever heard what came of these charges. I could go digging in cyberspace now to see what I can find, or you could fill us in. Has David gone to trial? Has he been found incompetent to stand trial? Does he have a history of mental illness? Did you know about his trip to meet this girl, or what his plans were? We’d love to hear more about it — directly from someone who knows.
And thanks for posting!!
3:45 pm on September 23rd, 2008
Ya”ll got to understand about this guy. I’m specially wundering how Angel knew about “his bitch mother” (Faboo’s I mean). Sad but true that some very BAD stuff happened to him as a child. Note on pronouncing the name is say Fay-bow, not faboo for fabulous. As far as the history of the surname, we have always believed his mother made it up. Supposedly his father was a stranger who stayed on his grandparents couch for a nite. We have always suspected things were a little more sinister than that . that perhaps papa and grandpa might be the same person?
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