 
Indianapolis, IN – Ryan Snyder, 29, is an up-and-comer with the Marion County Public Defender’s Office.  He’s also allegedly an up-and-comer with underage girls. Since Ryan is a defense attorney, I’ll be using the word “allegedly” a lot more than normal in this article. Lawyers can be litigious bastards, and I’m not taking any chances.  For example, according to Snyder’s Myspace, he is allegedly a Buddhist. He allegedly likes The Dude from The Big LebowskiThe Big Lebowski reviews
. And he allegedly has a dog. Â
According to the Indy police, Snyder allegedly also likes to send pictures of his penis to underage cuties. On Sunday, Snyder allegedly went to a South Indy location to allegedly show said penis to an underage cutie up close and in person, except that the alleged cutie was actually a detective. So now Ryan Snyder is allegedly busted.
Snyder was arrested on initial charges of dissemination of matter harmful to a child and child solicitation. No word yet on whether he’ll need a public defender.
12:31 pm on February 18th, 2008
Anyone who still allegedly attempts to meet an alleged underage girl from the internet for alleged sex in this day and age is an alleged dumbass.
Come on people, get a grip. Normal underage girls are grossed out by old guys, the rest are troubled in some way or detectives. What are your chances?
12:55 pm on February 18th, 2008
what i love about this guy is that despite being an attorney, his Myspace is public, as are his pictures. Der.
2:02 pm on February 18th, 2008
You hit the nail on the head Kathy, and I think it’s creeping from alleged to confirmed .. he IS a dumbass!
2:39 pm on February 18th, 2008
Is he going to appear on Date Line?
6:31 pm on February 18th, 2008
Why do surgeons prefer to operate on lawyers?
Because they’re spineless, gutless, and heartless; and their heads and assholes are interchangeable.
6:37 pm on February 18th, 2008
How many defense attorneys does it take to roof a house?
Three, if you slice ‘em real thin.
6:52 pm on February 18th, 2008
What a waste of good looks. Why didn’t he just stick within his age group? (There are probably lots of single or married ladies out there who wouldn’t mind seeing pictures of Mr. Pee-Pee…) Obviously, he doesn’t know about Chris Hansen/”TCAP”.
7:13 pm on February 18th, 2008
What do you call 50 attorneys trapped in a burning building?
A good start.
8:00 pm on February 18th, 2008
Whats the difference between a porcupine and a car full of lawyers?
The porcupines pricks are on the outside.
8:32 pm on February 18th, 2008
If a defense attorney and a pedophile were drowning and you only had one life preserver, would you:
A.) Go to lunch;
0r
B.) read the paper?
8:41 pm on February 18th, 2008
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
8:43 pm on February 18th, 2008
I looked at his myspace page and all his friends look like sterile file-cabinet-fucking assholes, too. Why does any guy think children like to look at Mr. Penis. The big P is not one of nature’s most attractive designs. Combine it with Itchy Bag and you just don’t have a photo op for kdis. Even women and gay men need large doses of hormones to get interested.
10:20 pm on February 18th, 2008
lol… I can’t tell you how many guys wanted to show off their prized peckers on cam, back in the days when I went to chat. If you ask me, if you’ve seen one, you have seen ‘em all.
10:51 pm on February 18th, 2008
To be fair, it takes two: with and without foreskin. Then you’ve seen them all.
11:11 pm on February 18th, 2008
What do you do when you realize that you have just run over a lawyer?
Back up.
12:21 am on February 19th, 2008
What is the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket!
R
3:30 am on February 19th, 2008
damn damn double damn he has my babe’s picture to represent him Oh I love Jeff Bridges .. all them young girls probably think they are meeting the hunk of a guy in the photograph not knowing any better. http://images.google.com/images?q=jeff+bridges&gbv=2&hl=en&start=20&sa=N&ndsp=20
love all the Lawyer jokes!
3:32 am on February 19th, 2008
LMAO….
4:35 am on February 19th, 2008
Hmmmm…interesting that on his myspace page he lists one of his favorite movies as American Beauty…
8:08 am on February 19th, 2008
THANK you! I never understood what makes them think anyone wants to see it! Yuck
1:05 pm on February 19th, 2008
lmao
Good question and point. lol.
1:18 pm on February 19th, 2008
I use to have an ex who would send me photos of his weenie, they did nothing for me so i would forward them over to my gay best friend. He enjoyed the hell out of them! HAHAHAAA
one time i was talking to him on IM on the web cam, and he decided to show it then, well i was at my friends house and it was him directing that fool, NOT ME!!! HAHAHAAA
one day ill tell him…
1:22 pm on February 19th, 2008
Yeah, I would, too. Talk about sweet, sweet revenge. ROFLMAO!
1:51 pm on February 19th, 2008
The vulva isn’t any great shakes to look at, but we women don’t go around making great claims for it, building tunnels or mines to look like it, or celebrating whirpools the way that men get all hot about tall buildings and stuff.
2:00 pm on February 19th, 2008
Any guy who is smart will speak up at this point and say something nice about vulvas and how they look, especially his girlfriend’s. Then let the DD page with the compliment just happen to be on your screen when your girlfriend comes over — see?
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