nurseronda
1:29 pm on February 14th, 2008
“If you’re involved in a crash, I don’t care if you’ve got a driver’s license, I don’t care if you’ve got a warrant for murder, if you’ve got an infant child, especially if that child is related to you, you have an obligation to stop and make sure that child is okay,” said Rich Ring of the Orlando Police Department.
Rich Ring, I love the way you think!!!
WryBread
1:55 pm on February 14th, 2008
Yes, and I would add that if you’ve got a warrant out on you, it would be best to refrain from driving children around at all — think ahead — don’t have kids in the car — you may be in a high speed chase and the screaming from the backseat is just going to distract you.
impqueen
2:36 pm on February 14th, 2008
He really does look like Tracy Chapman.
What Would Satan Do
3:44 pm on February 14th, 2008
Yes, and I would add that if you’ve got a warrant out on you, it would be best to refrain from driving children around at all — think ahead — don’t have kids in the car — you may be in a high speed chase and the screaming from the backseat is just going to distract you.
LOL!!
Seriously, what with the sirens and avoiding traffic, last thing you need is some brat in the back seat crying about “where’s the seatbe…oww my head!…it won’t buckl…oww my leg!…ohh look daddy police ca…oww my arm!…” That’s just annoying
impqueen
3:56 pm on February 14th, 2008
LOL!!
Seriously, what with the sirens and avoiding traffic, last thing you need is some brat in the back seat crying about “where’s the seatbe…oww my head!…it won’t buckl…oww my leg!…ohh look daddy police ca…oww my arm!…” That’s just annoying
Which is why it only really works if you use a pre-verbal infant as a distraction for the cops, to give you a head start.
MizL
5:09 pm on February 14th, 2008
He really does look like Tracy Chapman.
HAHA! He does!
Now I can’t get the song ‘Fast Car’ out of my head… heh.
Thank goodness the baby is alive. I Hope her injuries aren’t too severe, and does not leave any permanent damage. Having to grow up knowing that your father is a total dumb-ass who could have killed you is bad enough… poor little girl.
WryBread
8:36 pm on February 14th, 2008
Which is why it only really works if you use a pre-verbal infant as a distraction for the cops, to give you a head start.
Right, and even then your best bet is to dump the infant by the side of the road so the police slow down to rescue it. Many Baby Daddies have gotten away by using this ploy.
thepooh5
3:59 pm on February 15th, 2008
Right, and even then your best bet is to dump the infant by the side of the road so the police slow down to rescue it. Many Baby Daddies have gotten away by using this ploy.
Good Lord, don’t give the nut jobs any ideas, Wry. I hope potential offenders didn’t read that.
But are you serious? Have you actually heard or read of stories where the perp actually did throw their child out – so the cops would stop?
michelle
4:17 pm on February 15th, 2008
He really does look like Tracy Chapman.
Yeah he does.
http://home.zonnet.nl/cozijn24/Tracy%20Chapman%20-%20Tracy%20Chapman%20-%20Front.jpg
“He got a fast car
He wants a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere ”
Living the lyrics too!
WryBread
4:52 pm on February 15th, 2008
Good Lord, don’t give the nut jobs any ideas, Wry. I hope potential offenders didn’t read that.
No, I haven’t — and in case any nutjob offenders are reading this, I meant you PLACE the baby by the side of the road and then speed away. I didn’t say throw, I said dump. But you’re right. If potential offenders are skimming DD for ideas, they might not think carefully about how to have it work out for the best. Sorry, Hippie!
thepooh5
4:58 pm on February 15th, 2008
No, I haven’t — and in case any nutjob offenders are reading this, I meant you PLACE the baby by the side of the road and then speed away. I didn’t say throw, I said dump. But you’re right. If potential offenders are skimming DD for ideas, they might not think carefully about how to have it work out for the best. Sorry, Hippie!
I wasn’t attacking you – I meant it sarcastically – about “don’t give the nut jobs any ideas”. I did mis-type, though. I was asking if you have actually heard of a “dump” to escape. I see that you have not – and, thankfully.
WryBread
5:06 pm on February 15th, 2008
I wasn’t attacking you – I meant it sarcastically – about “don’t give the nut jobs any ideas”. I did mis-type, though. I was asking if you have actually heard of a “dump” to escape. I see that you have not – and, thankfully.
Hippie! That’s so funny! I thought you were serious! And once I read your post, I thought, “Uh oh! She’s got a point!”
thepooh5
5:18 pm on February 15th, 2008
Hippie! That’s so funny! I thought you were serious! And once I read your post, I thought, “Uh oh! She’s got a point!”
Not being mean – but it’s thepooh.
WryBread
5:25 pm on February 15th, 2008
Oops! ThePooh — ! Sorry!

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