Tina Williams Has Great Priorities
February 5, 2008 by Morbid
ST. AUGUSTINE, FL – As she demonstrated on Super Bowl Sunday. A deputy pulled TIna over after he observed her drive through a red light and swerve back and forth over the center lane on U.S. 1 South. When the deputy looked in the car, he noticed a case of Busch beer had been secured in the front seat with a seatbelt…and her baby daughter unrestrained in the backseat.
When asked why the girl wasn’t restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, “I don’t know.”
Authorities say she staggered when she got out of her car, failed a field sobriety test and had two silver metal pipes in her purse. Williams faces charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.
See, had Tina done what I do, and just keep the kid in the trunk, she wouldn’t be in all of the mess she is in. Or at least, she would be having one less charge filed against her. When my daughter was a toddler, I just threw her in the trunk after a night at the bar. We would play this fun game that I would call “Bowling with Baby”. The object was for me to hang as many hard turns as I could on the way home.
If I got home, opened the trunk and found that she had successfully dislodged the car jack, well, I would win the game. Bonus points if she was unconscious as I had just killed two birds with one stone (I hate a good buzz being ruined by a crying baby). Oh…who the fuck still drinks Busch?
11:25 am on February 5th, 2008
They were probably out of Natural Light at the 7-eleven.
Think about it, Busch is more expensive than Natural Light, and her being drunk and all, she could not afford to waste any of it, so she strapped it in.
Babies? Hell you can always make another one for free. No need to strap that one in.
11:27 am on February 5th, 2008
She’s got a baby loose in the backseat & a case of Busch all buckled-up, nice and safe in the front. Yep. Priorities, priorities. But, Busch? I could see making sure your case of Heineken, Molson, or (if you’re me) a bottle of Asti is safe… but, Busch? Yuck! What a cheap bitch. The safety of her cheap, nasty-ass beer is more important to her than that of her daughter. What a winner…
I can’t help but wonder who or what uses the baby bed at her place. Maybe she tucks in a 40 oz of King Cobra into the crib each night?
12:22 pm on February 5th, 2008
This is a pure classic mugshot for the “why are you being MEAN to me” category.
I strap in the Busch, then sit on my baby. If the police stop me, I pretend that I’m giving birth.
12:26 pm on February 5th, 2008
face woebegone-
she done fell outa the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down-
12:27 pm on February 5th, 2008
LMAO!!!!
12:38 pm on February 5th, 2008
Well played.
12:54 pm on February 5th, 2008
“Are you kidding me occifer? These beers ARE my babies! Want one?”
3:08 pm on February 5th, 2008
To the ovens!
Seriously, Busch is probable cause in and of itself, just like primer on a car.
3:43 pm on February 5th, 2008
Hey, look up there. To your right. Scroll up a little, there ya go. See “Related Posts”? Yeah?
It’s Jaileen! Shit fire. o_O
3:53 pm on February 5th, 2008
Shit Fire®, indeed.
o_O
9:28 pm on February 5th, 2008
Yeah, who still drinks Busch beer anyway? I live in the land of Miller, well, until they moved the shit to South Africa, but I can barely stand Miller Lite, unless I’m already LIT up…Busch…you mite as well just drink piss water. She looks like a REAL winner.
9:28 pm on February 5th, 2008
What a douche.
1:35 am on February 6th, 2008
Oh…who the fuck still drinks Busch?
The same people who drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
7:05 pm on February 6th, 2008
It’s so noisy over in the baby and carseat thread. I’m glad that all of DD hasn’t become fubore-icized. It’s great to come over here and be able to make a tasteful comment about sitting on a baby.
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