ST. AUGUSTINE, FL – As she demonstrated on Super Bowl Sunday. A deputy pulled TIna over after he observed her drive through a red light and swerve back and forth over the center lane on U.S. 1 South. When the deputy looked in the car, he noticed a case of Busch beer had been secured in the front seat with a seatbelt…and her baby daughter unrestrained in the backseat.
When asked why the girl wasn’t restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, “I don’t know.”
Authorities say she staggered when she got out of her car, failed a field sobriety test and had two silver metal pipes in her purse. Williams faces charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.
See, had Tina done what I do, and just keep the kid in the trunk, she wouldn’t be in all of the mess she is in. Or at least, she would be having one less charge filed against her. When my daughter was a toddler, I just threw her in the trunk after a night at the bar. We would play this fun game that I would call “Bowling with Baby”. The object was for me to hang as many hard turns as I could on the way home.
If I got home, opened the trunk and found that she had successfully dislodged the car jack, well, I would win the game. Bonus points if she was unconscious as I had just killed two birds with one stone (I hate a good buzz being ruined by a crying baby). Oh…who the fuck still drinks Busch?
Tags: Child Neglect, DUI
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