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Jeremy Hammel Is Real Good With Kids

February 5, 2008 by impqueen  

Filed under: Assault, Child Abuse 

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Omaha, Nebraska - Meet Jeremy J. Hammel, 20. Hammel has been arrested today because he put the beatdown on Joshua Franklin, breaking seven of Joshua’sJoshua reviewsJoshua reviews ribs and his leg. The kicker? Joshua Franklin is three months old. Hammel is accused of breaking the baby’s bones by either hitting or squeezing the child over a period of several weeks.


Hammel was picked up by police after baby Joshua’s mother, Kiayi Franklin, 22, took Joshua to the emergency room. She reported that Joshua wouldn’t stop crying and wasn’t eating well. Franklin, in a boggling display of don’t-give-a-damn, did not seem aware that anything was amiss with her child beyond a minor digestive complaint. Investigation led quickly to Jeremy Hammel, who is Kiayi Franklin’s live-in boyfriend but is not Joshua Franklin’s father. Of course.

Hammel really should have gotten some anger management therapy back in 2006, when he wrote a Myspace blog detailing his personal issues with actress Raven-Symone. The threatening blog entry says “…When I get the chance I’m gonna punch that bitch right in her [throat] and make her choke.” EasyEasy reviewsEasy reviews on the Disney Channel, there, slick. In another 2006 entry, Hammel seemed to be having issues with gang members who were looking for him. His older Myspace page says that he “doesn’t get angry when [he's] drunk or high.”

So, naturally Hammel’s family believes he’s innocent. Hammel’s grandmother, Zeta Hammel, said that her grandson Jeremy has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, but otherwise, “he’s just like a big pussy cat.”

“He has been around babies for several years, and he’s real good with kids,” she said.

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  1. bogustoo
    9:27 pm on February 5th, 2008

    “He has been around babies for several years, and he’s real good with kids,” she said.

    That’s good to know cause I’m looking for a new babysitter!

  2. ells9824
    9:30 pm on February 5th, 2008

    “He has been around babies for several years, and he’s real good with kids,” she said.

    That was a trick question, they didn’t say *what* he was good at with the kids.

  3. V
    10:16 pm on February 5th, 2008

    “He has been around babies for several years, and he’s real good with kids,” she said.

    Yeah Grandma, he’s good at kicking their Ass.

  4. WryBread
    10:32 pm on February 5th, 2008

    This is a sickening story. How do these living pieces of shit get a woman to shack up with them?

  5. bogustoo
    10:40 pm on February 5th, 2008

    This is a sickening story. How do these living pieces of shit get a woman to shack up with them?

    These women never heard of “back AWAY from the penis!”

  6. impqueen
    10:48 pm on February 5th, 2008

    She’s the Caren Kohberger of Omaha, it appears. Because she could not have been caring for her baby on a regular basis and been unaware that he was in constant pain. I kinda bet there are drugs involved, as well.

    These mamas really need to Put Down The Penis and Walk Away. But it seems that too often, that would require caring for their babies themselves, and they don’t like that option.

  7. ells9824
    10:52 pm on February 5th, 2008

    These mamas really need to Put Down The Penis and Walk Away.

    What? And pay for daycare? that shits expensive.

  8. WryBread
    11:03 pm on February 5th, 2008

    These mamas really need to Put Down The Penis and Walk Away. But it seems that too often, that would require caring for their babies themselves, and they don’t like that option.

    Maybe we need to start cutting off the penis. Then there’d be nothing to pick up. “Look at the stub and walk away” might be an easier idea to sell.

  9. V
    11:23 pm on February 5th, 2008

    It’s always the shetbags that can whelp out babies like rabbits.

  10. jdmallory18
    1:19 am on February 6th, 2008

    If That Was My Son That Guy Would Be Dead Before Even Seeing My Face. If I See That Fucker Around Here He’s Dead.

  11. crunchieapple
    2:25 am on February 6th, 2008

    These women need to give these babies up for adoption!

    Another sad story that involves the ASSHOLE b-friend that abuses the little baby…

  12. What Would Satan Do
    10:59 am on February 6th, 2008

    So, naturally Hammel’s family believes he’s innocent. Hammel’s grandmother, Zeta Hammel, said that her grandson Jeremy has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, but otherwise, “he’s just like a big pussy cat.”

    Yeah, he makes a neat pet…’till he rips your face off and eats it!

  13. Old Man Metal
    12:53 pm on February 6th, 2008

    Hammel’s grandmother, Zeta Hammel, said that her grandson Jeremy has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, but otherwise, “he’s just like a big pussy.”

    Fixed.

  14. pms.247
    3:25 pm on February 6th, 2008

    “Look at the stub and walk away” might be an easier idea to sell.

    Reminds me of a bad date I was on when I was in my mid-20’s…and I’m NOT kidding – that’s the sad part! :P

  15. nikra
    5:20 pm on February 6th, 2008

    Why do girls leave their kids with guys they just met?

  16. thepooh5
    5:33 pm on February 6th, 2008

    Why do girls leave their kids with guys they just met?

    Stupidity. I guess they believe everyone loves babies.

  17. Hippiepoet
    12:58 am on February 7th, 2008

    What a prick this guy is. Another immature asshat who just can’t “handle” a baby. Fuck you, Jeremy, you weak ass bitch. Fuck you, to the baby’s mama as well, don’t have any more babies…..PLEASE!

  18. WryBread
    2:51 am on February 7th, 2008

    Another sad story that involves the ASSHOLE b-friend that abuses the little baby…

    I think the guy and gal meet in a bar or at a party — no baby in sight. The guy gets some sex from the gal and it’s great to have an available vagina that’s fussing over him as if he is its new god, so that’s cool. But then this baby thing shows up. After a while, the guy wants the baby thing to go away so he can have the vagina without the baby thing messing up the picture.

    And the little, helpless, innocent baby gets tossed off a bridge or worse, tortured until it dies.

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