Robber Hates Curvy Girls, Shoots 5 in Mall

Tinley Park, IL – In what appears to be a robbery gone bad, an unidentified man entered a Tinley Park Lane Bryant store in a strip mall and shot five women this morning. The shooter is reported to be an African-American male about 5′9″, a little curvy himself at 230 to 260 pounds, and wearing a black waist length winter coat , black jeans and a black hat.

What in the hell did he intend to steal, plus size lingerie?

I bet he’d figure it would be all women in the store who would be unable to fight back. That’s why he chose that store instead of a sporting goods or a gun store. And he was right. Killed all five — and for what? Does he really think leaving no witnesses is going to help in a mall, where there are cameras everywhere?

I bet he’d figure it would be all women in the store who would be unable to fight back. That’s why he chose that store instead of a sporting goods or a gun store. And he was right. Killed all five — and for what? Does he really think leaving no witnesses is going to help in a mall, where there are cameras everywhere?

I was thinking. If the killer is tubby and he was in a large-size store for women, maybe he had been in that store before with family or to buy something for his honey. He got to case the joint, especially if he was going with all his sisters, etc., to the mall and making stops in Lane Bryants.

I wonder what kind of sale it will take to entice people back into this store.

I was thinking. If the killer is tubby and he was in a large-size store for women, maybe he had been in that store before with family or to buy something for his honey. He got to case the joint, especially if he was going with all his sisters, etc., to the mall and making stops in Lane Bryants.

I wonder what kind of sale it will take to entice people back into this store.

Don’t you think this is a bit silly and smarmy,Imp?

Don’t you think this is a bit silly and smarmy,Imp?

Yeah, Imp. The smarmy meter went full-tilt on this one and the silly meter just went all over the place. I was barely able to get through the article because of all the smarmy smarminess, silly!

So, why don’t you tone it down a bit, BABE.

Actually, Stay Gold, Ponygirl.

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only 2 things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home. I was wishing I looked like Paul Newman…he looks tough and I don’t.

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only 2 things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home. I was wishing I looked like Paul Newman…he looks tough and I don’t.

I’m rather pissed … where is the story here? I can’t find it in all the bullshit that Imp wrote. Cut that shit out Imp … the Demon is competing with CNN. And, what the hell?! Swarmy!? I thought Imp was being facetious. Dumbasses … get it right.

I’m rather pissed … where is the story here? I can’t find it in all the bullshit that Imp wrote. Cut that shit out Imp … the Demon is competing with CNN. And, what the hell?! Swarmy!? I thought Imp was being facetious. Dumbasses … get it right.

Big girls need mudering too!?
I am really pissed off, 5 innocent women killed for what? The take in a cash register.

5.9″ .. 230 .. black guy dressed in all black.. goes into a plus-size ladies store. Sounds like he went in there to get himself something, got pissed off when he looked at the prices and decided those ladies probably had some real cash on them. Ever been in there? That shit ain’t cheap.

I hope they catch that stocky little bastard soon.

Don’t you think this is a bit silly and smarmy,Imp?

Yes. Hang on, I’ll fix it.

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

The suspect might have been spotted in a nearby housing subdivision after fleeing the scene.”

And here is Morbid with the weather…

Don’t you think this is a bit silly and smarmy,Imp?

Yes. Hang on, I’ll fix it.

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

The suspect might have been spotted in a nearby housing subdivision after fleeing the scene.”

And here is Morbid with the weather…

And here is Morbid with the weather…

lmao

And here is Morbid with the weather…

lmao

Actually, Stay Gold, Ponygirl.

C. Thomas Howell Dies In Freak Accident

Marionville, MO (AP)- C. Thomas Howell, the actor best known for his role as Ponyboy Curtis in the 1983 film The Outsiders, died in a Marionville home yesterday. Howell was 41. Details are unclear at this time, but witnesses say that Howell was asleep in his renovated farmhouse in this sleepy Missouri town when an unidentified man set his barn on fire. The man, who was seen running from the scene, was about four feet tall with dark hair.

“He looked like he was wearing something – I don’t know, but to me it was either a red nightshirt or a dress,” said Warren Gilhouser, a neighbor. “I went back in and called 911, but there was another emergency down the way, so it took longer to get here. By then, Ponyboy was gone.”

Howell retreated from public life after a scandal in 1998 involving an alleged affair with a fifteen year old Brazilian pop singer who was later found to be carrying Howell’s child. Howell moved home to rural Missouri and appeared to be happy in later years. Marionville authorities would not comment, but one officer wiped tears as she looked at the remains of the charred farmhouse.

“Stay gold, Ponyboy,” she whispered. “Stay gold.”

Actually, Stay Gold, Ponygirl.

C. Thomas Howell Dies In Freak Accident

Marionville, MO (AP)- C. Thomas Howell, the actor best known for his role as Ponyboy Curtis in the 1983 film The Outsiders, died in a Marionville home yesterday. Howell was 41. Details are unclear at this time, but witnesses say that Howell was asleep in his renovated farmhouse in this sleepy Missouri town when an unidentified man set his barn on fire. The man, who was seen running from the scene, was about four feet tall with dark hair.

“He looked like he was wearing something – I don’t know, but to me it was either a red nightshirt or a dress,” said Warren Gilhouser, a neighbor. “I went back in and called 911, but there was another emergency down the way, so it took longer to get here. By then, Ponyboy was gone.”

Howell retreated from public life after a scandal in 1998 involving an alleged affair with a fifteen year old Brazilian pop singer who was later found to be carrying Howell’s child. Howell moved home to rural Missouri and appeared to be happy in later years. Marionville authorities would not comment, but one officer wiped tears as she looked at the remains of the charred farmhouse.

“Stay gold, Ponyboy,” she whispered. “Stay gold.”

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

The article I just read said the store had no camera, which surprised me, and the police were looking at cameras from nearby stores.

Maybe because there are lots of heavy women where I live, this story is making me feel real bad. They’re in there trying to buy clothes and some jerk kills the employee and four customers.

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

The article I just read said the store had no camera, which surprised me, and the police were looking at cameras from nearby stores.

Maybe because there are lots of heavy women where I live, this story is making me feel real bad. They’re in there trying to buy clothes and some jerk kills the employee and four customers.

C. Thomas Howell Dies In Freak Accident

I just bet it was those damn Soc’s!

What in the hell did he intend to steal, plus size lingerie?

They do make really nice bras starting at size 36C. Maybe dude needed a manssiere or two, got offended when the curvy girls steered him away from the lace underwires and suggested a cotton minimizer.

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

why was he even on the loose?

and Lane Bryant does has nice bras lol

Two of the victims have been identified as Carrie Hudek Chiuso, 33, of Frankfort IL and Sarah Szafranski, 22, of Oak Forest.

Two of the victims have been identified as Carrie Hudek Chiuso, 33, of Frankfort IL and Sarah Szafranski, 22, of Oak Forest.

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

Guess he paid his debt to society, so society let him out to create some more debt. I hope killing five people might be enough to free us of his presence for the rest of our lives.

When he’s caught I may go to Lane Bryant if they have good bras. Good bras are not easy to find. What are their smallest size clothes and bras there?

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

Guess he paid his debt to society, so society let him out to create some more debt. I hope killing five people might be enough to free us of his presence for the rest of our lives.

When he’s caught I may go to Lane Bryant if they have good bras. Good bras are not easy to find. What are their smallest size clothes and bras there?

“Police said security cameras in the store had allowed them to tentatively identify the man, who they said has a prior history of armed robbery and a homicide conviction, WMAQ reported.

Guess he paid his debt to society, so society let him out to create some more debt. I hope killing five people might be enough to free us of his presence for the rest of our lives.

When he’s caught I may go to Lane Bryant if they have good bras. Good bras are not easy to find. What are their smallest size clothes and bras there?

Connie R. Woolfolk, 37, of Flossmoor, Jennifer L. Bishop, 34, of South Bend, Rhoda McFarland, 42, of Joliet, Sarah Szafranski, 22, of Oak Forest and Carrie Hudek Chiuso, 33, of Frankfort.

Poor ladies. Going shopping. Getting some clothes. Herded into the back room and murdered one by one. Killer with a record got to do it again.

Poor ladies. Going shopping. Getting some clothes. Herded into the back room and murdered one by one. Killer with a record got to do it again.

Poor ladies. Going shopping. Getting some clothes. Herded into the back room and murdered one by one. Killer with a record got to do it again.

The five women came to the suburban clothing store for such ordinary
reasons.

One, the mother of a disabled child, wanted to find something nice to
wear for a rare girls’ night out.

Another needed work clothes for her first post-college job.

One was choosing an outfit to wear at a gathering of old college
friends later that night, and yet another was shopping, reportedly
while in town with her husband for a conference.

And the final victim, the manager of the Tinley Park Lane Bryant
store, came in to help on a busy Saturday, even though she had not
been scheduled to be there.
~Chicago Tribune

The five women came to the suburban clothing store for such ordinary
reasons.

One, the mother of a disabled child, wanted to find something nice to
wear for a rare girls’ night out.

Another needed work clothes for her first post-college job.

One was choosing an outfit to wear at a gathering of old college
friends later that night, and yet another was shopping, reportedly
while in town with her husband for a conference.

And the final victim, the manager of the Tinley Park Lane Bryant
store, came in to help on a busy Saturday, even though she had not
been scheduled to be there.
~Chicago Tribune

The five women came to the suburban clothing store for such ordinary
reasons.

One, the mother of a disabled child, wanted to find something nice to
wear for a rare girls’ night out.

Another needed work clothes for her first post-college job.

One was choosing an outfit to wear at a gathering of old college
friends later that night, and yet another was shopping, reportedly
while in town with her husband for a conference.

And the final victim, the manager of the Tinley Park Lane Bryant
store, came in to help on a busy Saturday, even though she had not
been scheduled to be there.
~Chicago Tribune

omg the poor womans husband that was in from out of town (i’m just guessing the south bend woman) what a shocker that would be. So they have no leads to who this man is yet ? There is a 6th woman that survived would that be the employee that was scheduled to work?

just a thought it could of been her boyfriend – before she left for work they had an argurment and he came to discuss it – one of the woman was ease dropping and he ordered them all in the back room and shot them for being in his business.

omg the poor womans husband that was in from out of town (i’m just guessing the south bend woman) what a shocker that would be. So they have no leads to who this man is yet ? There is a 6th woman that survived would that be the employee that was scheduled to work?

just a thought it could of been her boyfriend – before she left for work they had an argurment and he came to discuss it – one of the woman was ease dropping and he ordered them all in the back room and shot them for being in his business.

omg the poor womans husband that was in from out of town (i’m just guessing the south bend woman) what a shocker that would be. So they have no leads to who this man is yet ? There is a 6th woman that survived would that be the employee that was scheduled to work?

just a thought it could of been her boyfriend – before she left for work they had an argurment and he came to discuss it – one of the woman was ease dropping and he ordered them all in the back room and shot them for being in his business.

Poor ladies. Going shopping. Getting some clothes. Herded into the back room and murdered one by one. Killer with a record got to do it again.

Herded? *giggles*

Poor ladies. Going shopping. Getting some clothes. Herded into the back room and murdered one by one. Killer with a record got to do it again.

Herded? *giggles*

Yeah, herded like animals to the slaughter.