Beth Modica Knows How To Party
January 23, 2008 by Morbid
NEW CITY, N.Y – Beth Modica, 44, has been charged with 35 counts alleging statutory rape, criminal sex acts, sex abuse and endangering children. These charges stem from her activities that included giving underage boys blowjobs and providing them with pot and beer. Sad enough she is a former suburban prosecutor and PTA president, but get this, she is also the local Police Chief’s wife.
The investigation began Dec. 31, when the police department received a complaint in the mail. They have not revealed who sent the letter. Her husband, Spring Valley police Chief Paul Modica, was not involved and apparently not even aware of any of the events that were taking place with his wife and “many” teens from from Suffern High School.
District Attorney Thomas Zugibe said Modica had intercourse and oral sex with a 16-year-old boy and oral sex with a 15-year-old boy last summer, and on several occasions served and shared alcohol and marijuana with “many” other teens at her Sloatsburg home or in her car.
The couple also have four children, including a son at the high school but it has not been reported that any of them were aware of the alleged crimes.Which would suck if they did, as I can only imagine the nightmare discussion that would be had if her son had to hear what a good dick-sucker his mother is. She pleaded not guilty at her arraignment in Rockland County Court and was ordered held on $75,000 bail.
9:20 am on January 23rd, 2008
That is one FUGLY woman. She’d have to get them drunk and stoned so they would think she was attractive!
9:21 am on January 23rd, 2008
Holy fellatio, Batman.
That is just nuts. Underage, drunken, kinda skeeved out nuts. Ew.
9:23 am on January 23rd, 2008
She looks like a cross between Joey Ramone and Marilyn Manson.
Man, I bet this family is in fucking shock!
9:27 am on January 23rd, 2008
I’m starting to wonder about these police chiefs’ wives. First we had the internet peep show wife, then the stripper/druggie wife, now we have the rapist,drunk,druggie wife. I always figured policemen would be better detectives.
9:30 am on January 23rd, 2008
Zugibe dispelled one rumor that had run through the community before the indictment was unsealed today.
“My understanding is there is no involvement of the hockey team, whatsoever,” he said.
Well thats comforting!
9:34 am on January 23rd, 2008
Holy hell! She DOES!
Man, she is disgusting. How horny do you have to be to put your dick anywhere near that?
9:37 am on January 23rd, 2008
EGADS!! Now I’m going to have a mental image of Joey Ramone all day. EW EW EW!!!
9:53 am on January 23rd, 2008
I knew she reminded me of someone, one of my favorite movie villians
Meg Mucklebones!
9:56 am on January 23rd, 2008
DON’T post things like that while I’m drinking liquids. I’ll choke to death!!
10:43 am on January 23rd, 2008
Geez! I have sons that age! She is damn lucky it wasn’t one of mine. I would have ripped her lips off and her tongue out! Nasty ass he-she!
12:17 pm on January 23rd, 2008
LOL
1:16 pm on January 23rd, 2008
I think the cops flatter themselves that they’ve got this whore off the street and turned her life around by marrying her. Bonuses being that they can talk shop with her without her getting freaked out, and she’s a freaky ball of fire in bed.
What they don’t realize is she’s still a whore.
Good gig, I reckon. If you’re married to the Chief of Police, who’s going to bust you?
Gabba gabba hey!
1:26 pm on January 23rd, 2008
I remember when I was a teenager and how horny I was. But aside from doing the prom queen and king, an occasional piece of furniture and a dead dog or four, I just could not imagine putting my poor, abused dick in that womans fugly head.
Seriously, her face looks like it is about to slush off at any moment. If she ever opened her mouth for me to put anything in it aside from the barrel of a loaded shotgun, all I would see is this:
No joke.
1:43 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Joey Ramone, is that you?
1:46 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Maybe she looks better when the boys are passed out.
Waitaminit. I was prom queen once. Was that YOU?
1:47 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Y’know, if i’d retain what i read for ten seconds i’d have realized we’d already covered Joey Ramone. Rest his soul.
But da-amn, that’s a striking resemblance.
2:11 pm on January 23rd, 2008
I can just see her looking in the mirror, thinking: “Drunken 15-yr-olds think I’m hawt!”
2:24 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Gawd, Morbid. That’s funny stuff!
2:29 pm on January 23rd, 2008
You know who she reminded me of?
http://tinyurl.com/28p9y6
Neigh!!!
2:41 pm on January 23rd, 2008
2:49 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Morbid # 13 — too funny. ROFLMAO!
Your “tool” would stand up (or shrivel depending on amount consumed) and smack you right in the face for even considering such a cruel joke.
3:00 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Or do what it did the day I hooked up with my grandmother. The damn thing ran off into a field behind my house! I had to lure it back. Funny story. To quietly lure it back into the house, I left clumps of Reese’s Pieces as bait – spaced apart on a path up the stairs, down the hallway, and into my bedroom. After succeeding in getting it to follow the trail into my room, my penis knocked a can filled with pens onto the floor, causing a loud noise and forcing me to quickly close the door, ultimately capturing it.
We still laugh about it to this day. In fact, I currently have it out right now at my desk and we are looking at each other and laughing and laughing and laughing! Hold on, my boss is coming over…
3:10 pm on January 23rd, 2008
You kill me! Hey, I thought you were the boss!!!
Oh, by the way, “IF” that was a picture of YOU on your couch, sorry the swingers’ couch, for 88 years old – looking good. Thanks, Kathy!!
3:19 pm on January 23rd, 2008
YAY! It is I, the prize fairy here to award another prize.
This one goes to Morbid for post #13. Good Job Morb!
A pic of JadesintheSky on a couch! Enjoy!
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w83/Manda_B3ar/Couch.jpg
Watch out folks. You could be my next prize winner!!
And as always, be sure to make your photobucket accounts private!!
3:47 pm on January 23rd, 2008
BTW Kathy, in which thread did you post the link to “Morbid on the swingers’ couch”? – I can’t find it now. I guess “someone” removed the comment with the link. I know I saw it – Morbid said you were mean and everything – but as you have stated numerous times, “he likes it that way”.
Good thing, I wrote down the link………………
I know we have a few couch pictures floating around now………………. Like #24 – damn did they really mean for others to see that? Wow.
3:51 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Pooh, It was the cannibal thread I think.
3:55 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Thanks, too many to keep up with – all those whoring couches, whores on couches, “X” marks the “f*** me spot” couches, etc.
4:10 pm on January 23rd, 2008
Yes, I believe it was teh cannibal thread. I was just going to suggest, Prize Queen Kathy, that you gift someone else with that image. It’s too good not to share around with a few prize winners. It’s nearly as good diet maintenance material as that Jenkem thread.
And thank you, ImpQueen, for stepping in and giving me the coke can couch picture for being 150 in the “Crazy Eyes” thread.
It’s wonderful to feel that our posting efforts are being acknowledged in such special ways.
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