Amanda Elbert & Edward Williams Are Enablers
January 22, 2008 by impqueen
Muncie, Indiana – Shame on Amanda Elbert and Edward Williams. Everyone knows that if your eleven-month-old infant is a raging alcoholic, you don’t give him access to the bar. But apparently that’s what happened if you believe Edward Williams’ story. Williams, 29, is the fiancee of the baby’s mother, 19-year-old Amanda Elbert. Elbert and Williams were at a Muncie apartment last week with friends. Everyone was drinking except possibly Elbert, who is pregnant.
Elbert’s ex is the eleven month old alkie’s father. He arrived last Wednesday night to pick up the tiny delinquent for a visit, and the kid was flat passed out. Unwilling to accept that there was nothing wrong with his child, the father took his son to the hospital, where his blood alcohol level was .118 percent – well over the legal limit for toddlers.
On being arrested for child neglect, Amanda Elbert claimed that her child had been with her for a whole “eleven months without ever falling or getting a bruise”. Conveniently, she didn’t mention whether he had a history of Crawling While Intoxicated.
Elbert’s fiancee and probable new babydaddy Williams said that “I hate what happened to the baby and I hate the situation that I’m in. I’m telling the truth. The baby didn’t leave with no alcohol in the system like that. The baby was fine, walking, pretty little baby. Everybody loved him.” Williams admits that people were drinking beer and whiskey in the apartment, but denies that anyone drank in front of the baby or gave the baby alcohol.
So naturally we’re left to assume the worst. This prodigiously talented infant picked the lock to the floor-level liquor cabinet with his tiny, well coordinated hands. Then he wrestled the liquor bottle open, poured it down the hatch, and made whiskey sours for the grownups before taking a little nap. I’m sure it went down just that way.
1:33 pm on January 22nd, 2008
BOY- I hope they have the NERVE to take this one to a jury!!!I would LOVE to sit on that one.
Alco-losers.
1:48 pm on January 22nd, 2008
thanks for fixing my pictures, Morbid
I love the “WTF, it wasn’t me!” look on Williams’ face.
And i knew that baby was gonna hiccup eventually. lol!
2:24 pm on January 22nd, 2008
That is a gorgeous baby! You can hardly tell he is a raging alcoholic! I guess alkies get good at hiding their problems after a while.
Someone needs to fess up. This is probably another case of some adults giving the baby a couple of sips because it was “funny.” I guess they don;t realize what a sip of alcohol can do to a tiny body.
2:27 pm on January 22nd, 2008
but it makes him sleep so well….
2:35 pm on January 22nd, 2008
So * that’s* where the rest of that fifth of bourbon I had this weekend went. I knew I didn’t drink the whole thing! Damn babies…
2:37 pm on January 22nd, 2008
No doubt. It’s like they know somehow… like ants at a damn picnic.
2:37 pm on January 22nd, 2008
Free online translation service provided below:
“I hate what happened to the baby and I hate the situation that I’m in.”
Translation: Damn. I never got in trouble before for having a little fun with a effing baby. I hate being in trouble. It’s cutting my fun.
“I’m telling the truth.”
Translation: I lie.
“The baby didn’t leave with no alcohol in the system like that.”
Translation: Double Negative Slyness — did NOT leave with NO alcohol. Also, The Big Suspicion — The people who picked up the baby plied it with alcohol to make ME look bad.
“The baby was fine, walking, pretty little baby.”
Translation: Yeah, the baby was passed out. But hey, I LIKE kids.
“Everybody loved him.â€
Translation: He started to cry, so we filled his bottle with vodka so he quieted down. Now, what’s the problem?
Now, I’ll post this and some nut relative or friend will come tearing out of the internet space to accuse me of not knowing what a wonderful, amazing guy I’ve just been cruelly rude about.
Can anyone read what babymamma has tattoed on her neck?
2:40 pm on January 22nd, 2008
How did I manage to post that twice? Well, at least posterity can see my editing skills at work on my own material.
Imp? Can you take the first post off? I’m embarrassed to have such a long post 2x. Geez.
3:11 pm on January 22nd, 2008
You wish is my command, darlin’. I’m helpful like that.
3:15 pm on January 22nd, 2008
I guess we can just be thankful she didn’t let him beat the baby to death, or help him for that matter.
7:22 pm on January 22nd, 2008
I’m not sure, but I think it’s “DNR”.
7:39 pm on January 22nd, 2008
What a beautiful little baby. “Fucking drunk.”
8:09 pm on January 22nd, 2008
White trash…when people resemble or show WT behavior, the first thing we need to do to these people is IMPLANT THEM W/ BIRTH CONTROL. I think this should be court ordered for some people like castration used to be, sorry fellas
Now she’s gonna have THAT baby in JAIL by a loser who probably contributed to her first daughter’s death. Sick, just sick cycle…
12:54 am on January 23rd, 2008
Thank you, Imp.
12:57 am on January 23rd, 2008
DNR? What’s that mean? I tried to make the picture larger and it looks like a rabbit. But I doubt she had a black and white rabbit tatttoed on her neck.
12:59 am on January 23rd, 2008
DNR-Do Not Resuscitate?
1:12 am on January 23rd, 2008
Thanks. I must be reading too many hip-hop myspace pages. I thought it was the name of a band.
1:22 am on January 23rd, 2008
LOL, I don’t know what it means but it was the only thing I could think of. maybe it is a band? I dont know.
anyway, did anyone look at her myspace, it is set to private
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=161580862
but she wrote: “Departed Brokenhearted Pissed off, gonna kill my ex if he gave my baby alcohol!!!” and “Caught up in stupid shit, gotta make it quit”
Sounds like she really is mad and is going for the “I didnt do it”
8:25 am on January 23rd, 2008
So she’s also going for the “they took the baby and filled it with alcohol to make ME look bad” defense. This will be interesting. The Outrageous Lie has worked before.
5:25 am on January 27th, 2008
found this story from that link in the story
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15145517/detail.html
A woman was killed and two people were injured in a wreck Friday night caused by a drunken driver who had been in court the same day on another drunken driving charge
a must see photo !
5:29 am on January 27th, 2008
one more from that link
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15145469/detail.html
A woman whose newborn baby who was found dead in a cardboard box in her basement has been charged with murder
Whats is int he drinking water ?
10:19 am on January 27th, 2008
Yeah–that’s what I meant. Sorry, I haven’t been back to this story lately.
10:28 am on January 27th, 2008
In the forums there’s a new area where posters can submit stories or links for Morbid and me to consider for the front page – we’re more likely to see the story suggestions there. That thread just went in a few days ago, but everyone’s welcome to try it out. Researching for news material takes up a lot of writing time, so we’re really glad to have suggestions. If you haven’t already registered for the forums you are missing the drunken chat room, benefits for contributing members, and other stuff, so go check it out!
12:36 pm on January 27th, 2008
Oh, my gosh. Can someone import this mug shot just so we don’t lose track of it?
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