Joseph Cardillo Drinks Children’s Urine
January 21, 2008 by Morbid
Colorado – I wish the title was as deranged as it gets, but this story is on so many levels of fucked up, I quit counting. Joseph S. Cardillo, 47, pleaded not guilty to charges of sex assault on a child by a person in position of trust and a pattern of assaulting the girl during the brief hearing in Boulder County District Court. Cardillo is free on a $100,000 bond. He is accused of using a sex toy on an 8-year-old as well as, get this, drinking her urine.
Now, the story is already pretty messed up where it stands, but wait to you hear about the mother, Lora Lee Hansen-Beard, 41, who has now been charged with two misdemeanor counts of child abuse for placing the girl in a life- or health-threatening situation. Each charge carries a maximum penalty of one year in jail. You see, Hansen-Beard met Cardillo two years ago at a Hare Krishna meeting in Boulder. She described him as family, but never went to his Niwot home only meeting him in public places to drop off her daughter. That’s right, drop off her daughter whio she allowed to spend Saturdays with Cardillo for an entire year.
Authorities were notified in OctoberOctober reviews
after teachers reported that the girl often showed up late, unfed and wearing dirty clothes. Teachers described the girl as emotionally fragile, and reported that she cried all the time and had no focus on school work. The girl told investigators she and Cardillo slept in the same bed together naked as well as bathe together and use a hot tub in the nude. She said he caught her urine in cupped hands to drink it and once used a sex toy on her. Even crazier part? The mother knew about this. Hansen-Beard said her daughter had told her about the nudity and urine-drinking incidents but she told deputies it wasn’t hurting anyone and she knows other people who drink urine. She also said she asked her daughter if she was forced to do anything, and the girl said no, so Hansen-Beard had to respect that.
What kind of mother would allow this? Well, the crazy kind. See, during a parent-teacher conference, Hansen-Beard said her daughter is a child of the sun and can’t get up when it’s dark. She also said the girl’s eyes get “close-up X-ray vision” every night at midnight, allowing her to diagnose herself with sickle cell anemia. The girl is now living with her grandparents. Hansen-Beard is not allowed to contact the girl without permission from the Department of Social Services. She states that “good-hearted, but misguided“.
10:48 am on January 21st, 2008
Okay, that brings the crazy. I’m dumbfounded.
11:08 am on January 21st, 2008
Argh! This makes me want to borrow Jordan Johnson’s hatchet. He hacked up the wrong mother.
11:19 am on January 21st, 2008
Yes.. yes he did. My original response was
EW EW EW EW EW and it still is….EW
11:22 am on January 21st, 2008
I cannot get the mental image out of my head. Some perplexed little girl urinating in this guy’s cupped hands as he greedily licks it up. Thanks for nothing, Morbid!
11:24 am on January 21st, 2008
What are the chances that you would end up born to one looney toon only to have that one freely hand you over to another looney toon at their whim?
Ummm…no. I think the term is criminally negligent.
11:29 am on January 21st, 2008
For once, I’m speechless……
11:56 am on January 21st, 2008
Nasty asses. Ewwwwww.
12:12 pm on January 21st, 2008
awww Morbid…no credit to me for sending you this f’ed up story? *sniffle*
12:22 pm on January 21st, 2008
Ya know, not that it has anything to do with anything, but I just noticed his hair and eyebrows are different colors. Maybe a dye job? He has an interesting face and I keep looking at it thinking, my god man, you drank urine and molested a child, nasty, nasty motherfucker.
12:41 pm on January 21st, 2008
There probably wasn’t enough room to list all the people who sent it to him, this was a keeper.
1:00 pm on January 21st, 2008
Ells beat you to it!
1:06 pm on January 21st, 2008
I looked at this picture and thought that his expression is so calmly self-justifying – and somehow radiant. When I read they met at a Hari-Krishna meeting, my mind said, “BINGO!”
There is a trend toward drinking urine for medical reasons. Not in my house, you bet! But why couldn’t this pervert drink his own urine. I bet he has some rationalization such as the urine of young girls has extra vitamins. Hope he gets to drink a lot of urine in prison.
As for the mother, she’ll probably end up in my town’s local mental hospital and then released into my community through their new half-way house! Hold your urine, local folks!
1:21 pm on January 21st, 2008
aww shit! Damn you Ells… I was trying to be productive!
1:27 pm on January 21st, 2008
She states that who is goodhearted , but miguided? Herself?
1:28 pm on January 21st, 2008
I’ll share, I’m nice like that.
1:31 pm on January 21st, 2008
lol thx!
1:32 pm on January 21st, 2008
And a perm, too! He’s trying to look all cute and spiffy for the kiddoes.
1:43 pm on January 21st, 2008
I don’t know… in this “hobby” if you will, there are so many out there stories. But this is OUT THERE! out there. Who the hell hands over their kids, and who drinks piss. Yes, its piss, even if its from a kid. I know Stern had “pissing contests” on his show, but to my knowledge no one drank it.
My brother in law is really crabby, so my kids don’t go over there to play. Those kids come here all the time, but mine don’t go there. He would never, ever hurt them, but I still don’t subject them to something they aren’t used to seeing….
I love my neighbors, grew up with her from 4 years old, but my kids don’t go there because she isn’t patient with her own kids. I’m starting to think I’m the odd one, because I take care of them rather than hand them over to strangers once a week or even the reason I found and joined this site, didn’t leave them alone with a man who had proved himself as a jerk for bothering my other daughters.
What the hell is wrong with people.
1:46 pm on January 21st, 2008
ewwww nasty but I must say kudos to the teacher who turned them in and for colrado dept of social service they both recognized the warning signs and took action . Maybe if the dept and adults in other states took action like this a child might be saved
1:58 pm on January 21st, 2008
Drinking urine is a pseudo-medical movement. By which I mean health nuts who believe anything. I won’t be impressed until they start eating feces. Then I’ll KNOW they’re serious about their health.
2:02 pm on January 21st, 2008
Probably accounts for his healthy glow and why his hair and eye brows don’t match. Dying from the inside out…
2:06 pm on January 21st, 2008
I agree. I just recently found this website because of the dog lady and have been reading the stories of all these nut jobs out there, but this one is too much for me.
The girl’s mother and the piss drinker are both nudists … he lives in a BASEMENT .. and the mother has never been to his basement home. Yet, she’s OK with dropping her daughter off with this man and letting her 8-year-old daughter sleep there.
What the fuck has happened to people!?!?
2:16 pm on January 21st, 2008
I understand that people think drinking urine has health benefits. I have no issues with people drinking piss. It’s not hurting anyone, so fuck it. HOWEVER, drinking piss straight from the tap, especially if the tap happens to be an 8-year-old girl, is firmly planted is the sexual realm. I doubt that most piss drinkers, who are doing it for health reasons and not imahumantoilet.com, do this. in the fashion this guy did.
2:33 pm on January 21st, 2008
How in the holy shit did this woman keep this kid for this long. She’s obvioulsy flying out there behind a comet somewhere and surely her parents or someone knew it. I was actually eating soup when I read this story and almost spewed. I mean my Chicken soup was salty, yellow and warm and Oh! MY! GOSH! This guy is way too far out there to bring back. Send him AWAY and the creepy mom with him.
2:37 pm on January 21st, 2008
Yeah, this site is not recommended for either minors or diners.
2:40 pm on January 21st, 2008
Yeah, drink piss, drink aloe juice. I drink aloe when I’m creaky. But I don’t chew on wild aloe fronds. I can’t get past the “freshness” of this.
2:46 pm on January 21st, 2008
How about a nice drink of iced urine and a shit sandwich? Come On People! Urine may be sterile but it’s full of impurities that have been flushed from your body and a chemical called urea. I really don’t want to keep running that stuff through and too much urea is very very bad.Do you think the next thing will be shit eating? That one story where those kids were inhaling shit and pee was so disgusting. If you find a story about people eating shit please don’t tell me. Remember, I’m the nurse that hates shit.
2:51 pm on January 21st, 2008
I have WAYYY too much time to think and you know…I have to wonder, if he drinks piss then does he also eat shit and bark at the moon?
2:52 pm on January 21st, 2008
Whatever you do…DO NOT watch Jackass 2!!!
3:06 pm on January 21st, 2008
i just gagged… reread….gagged again. omg.
3:10 pm on January 21st, 2008
I’m hearing that in a kind of radio announcer’s voice:
ER Nurse! The nurse that hates shit!
3:23 pm on January 21st, 2008
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15085417/detail.html
“The girl told deputies she spent weekends with the man, identified as Jamuna, and slept with him in his bedroom, sometimes naked. He was taking baths with her, shared the hot tub with her naked, fondled her chest and genital area, and “tickled” her everywhere, she said.
“Jamuna also massages her with his hands and drinks her urine, as he catches it with his hands while she is using the restroom,” the affidavit said.
The girl said he stands in front of her while she pees and “drinks it until there is no more urine coming out” of her.”
i think i am going to throw up.
4:08 pm on January 21st, 2008
Nice Fucking MOM!
I would say this is crazy but after reading this site for the past 3 months, I now know that just when you think it could not get any worse, you find out that you just don’t have a clue.
5:07 pm on January 21st, 2008
The more I look at this guy, the more his face bugs me. That expression skeeves me out in ways I can’t even articulate properly. It’s like he’s so blissed out on little girl urine he doesn’t even think he’s done anything wrong.
And don’t Moonies shave their heads still, or is that a remnant of my childhood?
5:11 pm on January 21st, 2008
He looks real self-satisfied for a pisslips.
5:31 pm on January 21st, 2008
I bet his mamma’s so proud
5:40 pm on January 21st, 2008
I’m a moron. This guy’s a Krishna, not a Moonie.
Damn, i’ve got to get my cults straight.
5:41 pm on January 21st, 2008
Yeh. All this time she thought he was gay with his hairdos and such. Come to find out, he just likes ‘em a little young.
6:14 pm on January 21st, 2008
Bet she didn’t think he’d take “waste not, want not” so literally, either.
6:27 pm on January 21st, 2008
OMG!! I’m going to VOMIT! That is one nasty story!
This guy looks like a Pedophile creep! Doesn’t he seem like he would have one of those soft, soothing “Bob Ross Happy Trees” kind of voices/persona?
BLAH!! I just get the CREEPIES reading about it!
7:17 pm on January 21st, 2008
Ha! He does kinda look like he’s posing for a school picture doesn’t he? That’s so funny! He’s like arrested and all and he’s smiling this nice little smile for the camera! Hi! I’m the friend of that little girl and I like to drink pee!
7:29 pm on January 21st, 2008
Yeah, I have a feeling everything is “fine” in his little world.
“Nice police officers taking my picture…Oh and for free? You men in uniform are so kind and, cute too. Oooh I’m in my happy place”.
7:30 pm on January 21st, 2008
Yeah, I have a feeling everything is “fine” in his little world.
“Nice police officers taking my picture…Oh and for free? You men in uniform are so kind, and cute too. Oooh I’m in my happy place”.
7:31 pm on January 21st, 2008
oops I fixed my comma and double posted…..sorry.
7:55 pm on January 21st, 2008
Why do i think this dude’s happy place involves a jacuzzi, some naked children, and a fountain of Kiddo Lemonade?
8:08 pm on January 21st, 2008
OMG – LOL!
11:53 pm on January 21st, 2008
Just wanted to let you all know that I haven’t commented about this one cuz, it’s fuckin’ gross and disgusting and perverted and scary and bizarre and oh my god….
What the hell is up in Colorado?? I need to change my username, it’s embarrassing….
12:10 am on January 22nd, 2008
Now you know how all of us Missourians felt back in November. This month all we can claim is a chainsaw attack, so we’re fairly proud.
1:27 am on January 22nd, 2008
I know. There are thousands of people right now telling someone “SEE…I TOLD you Colorado is full of drugged up, psycho fucking hippies!!”
1:46 am on January 22nd, 2008
Now, Ash what the hell do hippies have to do with this? Shit fire.
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