Charles Corwin Kills Kitten, Starts Shitstorm
January 16, 2008 by impqueen
Boulder, CO – Charles Kenneth Corwin, 57, had just gotten his wife Stacy home from the hospital last month when his day went from bad to truly craptastic. Corwin was already stressed, as Stacy Corwin was still in precarious health. He’d set up all the medical equipment and gotten Mrs. Corwin settled in bed when he looked down to find one of the family’s kittens chewing through his wife’s oxygen tubing.
Corwin snapped. He saw that kitten chewing through his wife’s life support and flipped out. Bashing its head against a bookcase “about twelve” times, Corwin then threw the tiny corpse out the cat door of the trailer home and onto a porch. And just at that moment, kids, The Ghost Of Vengeful Kitteh came out to wreak a little havoc in Charles Corwin’s heretofore peaceful trailer park life.
Charles Corwin Junior, called “Chuckie”, was unhappy with Corwin’s means of feline discipline. Chuckie, 21, expressed his displeasure with dear ol’ dad both vocally and violently. When police arrived, they arrested Chuckie Corwin for menacing his father with a knife. At that time, police did not arrest Charles Corwin. Neither, Corwin says, did they remove any of the other ten cats in the home, despite being aware that the dead kitten had been beaten to death.
Two days later, Vengeful Kitteh Hell came to the Corwin’s home. When Chuckie Jr. arrived at the trailer after being in jail for two days, he went into the bathroom and shot himself to death.  According to a letter to The Denver Channel allegedly posted by Corwin’s daughter EmilyEmily reviews
, Corwin “was left to clean up the bathroom” after his son’s suicide once police left for the second time in three days.
Animal Control officers reportedly dropped off live animal traps at the Corwin home in order to eventually remove the remaining cats. And Charles Corwin has been informed that killing a kitten is a felony punishable by up to three years in prison, a $100,000 fine, and anger management classes.
The moral of this sad story? Nobody ever, ever skullcap a kitten, or The GhostThe Ghost reviews of Vengeful Kitteh will come for you.
12:42 pm on January 16th, 2008
His son hanged himself because of the dead kitten? Or was it because he had been in jail for two days? I hate that the poor kitten was bashed, however, I would not off myself because “daddy beat a kitten to death”. Surely, there is a whole lot more to the story.
12:49 pm on January 16th, 2008
No, his son *shot himself with a handgun* because of the dead kitten. Or, more likely, because he’d been in jail for two days. Or because he was a sick kid. Whatever, the timing sucks heinously.
I should edit that post – handgun and hanged look almost the same
1:00 pm on January 16th, 2008
Yeah, Imp. Remember the “lying piece of shit” incident the couch story? The trolls will come out if you aren’t careful with the wording! LOL
1:00 pm on January 16th, 2008
Sorry, about the confusion. I should have read more closely.
It doesn’t really matter shot or hung – he is dead. I was just trying to imagine loving a kitten enough to off one’s self, period. Hell, I love my rottweilers and my cat – but if my husband or dad comes home today and kills them all, I will not want to die. I’m sure we would have a severe arguement – but to kill myself – no way!
Surely, there is a complete other story, surrounding the son’s reasons for killing himself, other than the kitten. He couldn’t have been that sensitive over a kitten, could he? Mental illness, perhaps? – other than the obvious.
1:12 pm on January 16th, 2008
hey, that was “lying sack of shit”…
seriously, though, i’m sure the kid probably was severely messed up before the altercation, or he wouldn’t have been threatening his dad with a knife in the first place.
Or maybe The Ghost of Vengeful Kitteh said “meowmothafucka”.
1:14 pm on January 16th, 2008
lmao
1:30 pm on January 16th, 2008
Ok, so the kid killed himself because his father is a sick ass who beats cats to death? It does sound like there is a lot more to this story, I would bet the father did a lot more beating than just the cat.
1:32 pm on January 16th, 2008
i can only describe this incident as pathetic. We had a pretty little white kitten 6 years ago. Found out it was deaf when my husband accidentally backed up on it in the truck and broke it’s pelvis. He felt SOOO bad and poor kitty spent a month confined to a cage to heal. I can’t imagine what kind of person would do such a thing…sick wife or not!!
2:15 pm on January 16th, 2008
TROLLS, SMURFS, FARIES &GNOMES WILL ALL COME OUT ON THAT P.M.S…………I KNOW YOU LUV ME, & SO DO YOU
2:25 pm on January 16th, 2008
Sweet sweet revenj. Lemme sho u eet.
2:32 pm on January 16th, 2008
Yes, Reeski, I cannot lie. You are the only reason I log into this site – so I can show you how to type without your caps lock on. Actually, when you leave out the name-calling, you have some pretty valid opinions.
My memory is sucking today!
4:14 pm on January 16th, 2008
the dead kitty was lying in a sack of shit, this is what the 2nd story about someone putting something dead in a sack of shit!
LMAO
yeah thats Glitter Kittys battle cry!
5:13 pm on January 16th, 2008
That’s the way, Aspartame – just start shit up! LOL
7:15 pm on January 16th, 2008
I’m not a troll, I’m apparently just illiterate most of the time =D
7:57 pm on January 16th, 2008
SO not true. We totally love you.
9:43 pm on January 16th, 2008
I think son killed himself because if he killed pappy, he’d be back in jail. I would have killed pappy and then killed myself. Poor mother in all this, tethered to her oxegyn canister, kitten brains on the bookcase, son brains in the bathroom. Memories of pappy. And pappy sits in jail and tries to explain to the other inmates that his crime was killing a kitten.
12:48 pm on January 17th, 2008
Junior probably capped himself because he found out why they call jail “the pokey”. Dad should be deported to Ulthar.
1:07 pm on January 17th, 2008
… and what in hell are these people doing with a bookcase?
1:11 pm on January 17th, 2008
OMFG too funny Metal Man!
2:55 pm on January 17th, 2008
I wondered about that, too, Old Man Metal. I know there were no books in that bookcase. Maybe it was a family heirloom from the days when the family could read. Or they found it by the side of the road and think it’s a badly designed ladder.
6:50 am on January 18th, 2008
I do too feel bad for the sick mother. I assume the boy was depressed and felt that he would be hurting his father purposely by taking his life.
2:01 pm on January 18th, 2008
I’m guessing sick mom is left alone in the trailer to fend for her sick self now that Chuckie is dead & hubby is in jail (I’m assuming he’s in jail, since the pic looks like a mug shot)?
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