Edward Oberwise Is A Genius
January 14, 2008 by ZombieBabe

TAMPA, FL – Since Edward Oberwise, 37, was so successful in his first attempt to have sex with a 14 & 12 year old that he met on myspace, he figured he’d hit it again. The second time, the cops were waiting for him. Little bitches just can’t keep their mouths shut (or their legs apparently).
The real kicker is the shirt. Sometimes the funny writes itself.
Oberwise faces ten counts of lewd and lascivious battery but detectives believe there could be other victims so they are asking anyone with information to contact the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office at (813)247-8200 or through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-8477.


12:35 pm on January 14th, 2008
Idiot.
12 years old. I think I’m gonna be sick.
1:04 pm on January 14th, 2008
I just don’t get it – I really don’t…what do these men see in these little girls???
1:05 pm on January 14th, 2008
and where is my Avatar I picked out Friday???
It must be Monday!
1:13 pm on January 14th, 2008
I guess it’s the same thing those female teachers see in their students. It remains a mystery to me. It’s sure not conversation with a peer and shared life experiences.
1:24 pm on January 14th, 2008
I stopped asking that after reading about the guy that felt the need to have sex with a deer carcass!
1:36 pm on January 14th, 2008
morbid- anybody
This comment really has nothing to do with this post.
Seems like I have been waiting forever on the autopsy report for Harmony Jade Creech, any news?
1:50 pm on January 14th, 2008
All I can find:
2:04 pm on January 14th, 2008
Thanks.
2:06 pm on January 14th, 2008
LOL – great line!
2:08 pm on January 14th, 2008
*need to Google Harmony Jade Creech so I can be up to date. Actually need more caffeine so I can Google Harmony Jade Creech…
2:12 pm on January 14th, 2008
I have been pretty regular with that… not finding anything new. All here seem so savy I thought maybe more info could be found.
2:14 pm on January 14th, 2008
Some girls are more mature than others. My neice was wearing a c-cup by the time she was 11.
2:16 pm on January 14th, 2008
Whew, okay – I’m up to speed with Harmony’s case now. Please, carry on…LOL
3:22 pm on January 14th, 2008
Well, ughh that explains it?
I always thought that men who like little girls simply can’t handle the the intellect, and maturity of a real woman. Or maybe they are lacking in the peepee department.
You know things appear bigger… when your smaller.
3:26 pm on January 14th, 2008
FUNNY
3:49 pm on January 14th, 2008
UGH! Another SICKO! Guess he hadn’t heard of MSNBC “To Catch a Predator” with Chris Hansen…
5:29 pm on January 14th, 2008
For sure… Don’t these creeps ever watch TV, all the stings they show. I guess that just proves how out of control they are, they just can’t stop themselves.
That in turn proves to me rehabilatation may not be the answer.
7:02 pm on January 14th, 2008
Wasn’t there a story on DD earlier today about a babysitter who dropped a toddler out of a window because an 8 year old told her to do it? Where did the story go? Or am I now having dreams about terrible things that could end up on DD?
7:34 pm on January 14th, 2008
Why do these girls WANT to have sex with this guy? I don’t get it. Maybe they expect someone else and when he shows up they don’t know how to get out of it. It is really gross to think about this guy with those young girls. I say take him out of society for good.
7:39 pm on January 14th, 2008
personally, I think this guy looks like a penis with eyeballs.
7:41 pm on January 14th, 2008
Maybe he gives them money to do it! That’s my guess. Why would 12 or 14 year olds be working the internet for their love life anyway?
As for having a C cup at 11, well, I still haven’t arrived at that plentitude.
7:42 pm on January 14th, 2008
Darn it.
7:44 pm on January 14th, 2008
OMG! A penis with eyeballs! Now I am going to have nightmares!
8:21 pm on January 14th, 2008
haha, I spit out my food reading that!
8:43 pm on January 14th, 2008
That story is here:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/09/06/babysitter-tosses-toddler-out-window/
It’s from last September, but another poster commented on it today after finding it in the Wayback Machine
8:48 pm on January 14th, 2008
I think that this is the end of my sex life. I will never be able to see a penis again without looking to see if it has two little eyes.
8:50 pm on January 14th, 2008
Thanks, Imp. At least now I won’t have worry that I’m going crazy, at least not worry more than usual.
8:58 pm on January 14th, 2008
Um, Wry? You hang out HERE. ‘Nuff said.
and we’re so glad you do.
9:03 pm on January 14th, 2008
My apologies. I think it’s his bald melon that left me with that mental image.
12:10 am on January 15th, 2008
It could be that these young girls are just curious about sexuality and then when in a situation with a pervert, they are scared to back out because of fear or threats made by the pervert.
12:48 am on January 15th, 2008
You’re right, Imp. I lost the right to wonder about my sanity when I started reading this site. Glad you’re glad to have me aboard. This is the best site on the internet, bar none, and I hope it wins that award.
10:52 am on January 15th, 2008
Whats “one more” eye?
Aren’t penis’s ( is that peni?) already trouser cyclops?
1:03 pm on January 15th, 2008
I see your point, Michelle. But I imagine two little blue eyes with lids and lashes like this guy’s, blinking, peering around, and maybe even giving a wink. With that droopy, pity-me mouth, he truly does look like a penis. If I don’t lose the mood myself because searching for the Blue Penile Eyes, I know I’ll think of these posts and laugh when the big thang unveiling occurs, thereby causing my partner to lose the mood.
Therefore, sex life finished.
1:11 pm on January 15th, 2008
Too, funny
1:44 am on November 9th, 2009
Posted on October 30,2009
I’m glad Oberwise chose not to apologize to his victims, it wouldn’t have been heartfelt, anyway and in seemed to aggravate the Judge enough to sentence him more time than he might have, otherwise!!
Video of the Judge telling him “What it is”…..
Source
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