Edward Oberwise Is A Genius
TAMPA, FL - Since Edward Oberwise, 37, was so successful in his first attempt to have sex with a 14 & 12 year old that he met on myspace, he figured he’d hit it again. The second time, the cops were waiting for him. Little bitches just can’t keep their mouths shut (or their legs apparently).
The real kicker is the shirt. Sometimes the funny writes itself.
Oberwise faces ten counts of lewd and lascivious battery but detectives believe there could be other victims so they are asking anyone with information to contact the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office at (813)247-8200 or through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-8477.
Idiot.
12 years old. I think I’m gonna be sick.
I just don’t get it - I really don’t…what do these men see in these little girls???
and where is my Avatar I picked out Friday???
It must be Monday!
I guess it’s the same thing those female teachers see in their students. It remains a mystery to me. It’s sure not conversation with a peer and shared life experiences.
I stopped asking that after reading about the guy that felt the need to have sex with a deer carcass!
morbid- anybody
This comment really has nothing to do with this post.
Seems like I have been waiting forever on the autopsy report for Harmony Jade Creech, any news?
All I can find:
That’s because Harmony hadn’t been seen for several weeks before her body was discovered, making the medical examiner’s job much more difficult.â€
Thanks.
LOL - great line!
*need to Google Harmony Jade Creech so I can be up to date. Actually need more caffeine so I can Google Harmony Jade Creech…
I have been pretty regular with that… not finding anything new. All here seem so savy I thought maybe more info could be found.
Some girls are more mature than others. My neice was wearing a c-cup by the time she was 11.
Whew, okay - I’m up to speed with Harmony’s case now. Please, carry on…LOL
Well, ughh that explains it?
I always thought that men who like little girls simply can’t handle the the intellect, and maturity of a real woman. Or maybe they are lacking in the peepee department.
You know things appear bigger… when your smaller.
FUNNY
UGH! Another SICKO! Guess he hadn’t heard of MSNBC “To Catch a Predator” with Chris Hansen…
For sure… Don’t these creeps ever watch TV, all the stings they show. I guess that just proves how out of control they are, they just can’t stop themselves.
That in turn proves to me rehabilatation may not be the answer.
Wasn’t there a story on DD earlier today about a babysitter who dropped a toddler out of a window because an 8 year old told her to do it? Where did the story go? Or am I now having dreams about terrible things that could end up on DD?
Why do these girls WANT to have sex with this guy? I don’t get it. Maybe they expect someone else and when he shows up they don’t know how to get out of it. It is really gross to think about this guy with those young girls. I say take him out of society for good.
personally, I think this guy looks like a penis with eyeballs.
Maybe he gives them money to do it! That’s my guess. Why would 12 or 14 year olds be working the internet for their love life anyway?
As for having a C cup at 11, well, I still haven’t arrived at that plentitude.
Darn it.
OMG! A penis with eyeballs! Now I am going to have nightmares!
haha, I spit out my food reading that!
That story is here:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/09/06/babysitter-tosses-toddler-out-window/
It’s from last September, but another poster commented on it today after finding it in the Wayback Machine
I think that this is the end of my sex life. I will never be able to see a penis again without looking to see if it has two little eyes.
Thanks, Imp. At least now I won’t have worry that I’m going crazy, at least not worry more than usual.
Um, Wry? You hang out HERE. ‘Nuff said.
and we’re so glad you do.
My apologies. I think it’s his bald melon that left me with that mental image.
It could be that these young girls are just curious about sexuality and then when in a situation with a pervert, they are scared to back out because of fear or threats made by the pervert.
You’re right, Imp. I lost the right to wonder about my sanity when I started reading this site. Glad you’re glad to have me aboard. This is the best site on the internet, bar none, and I hope it wins that award.
Whats “one more” eye?
Aren’t penis’s ( is that peni?) already trouser cyclops?
I see your point, Michelle. But I imagine two little blue eyes with lids and lashes like this guy’s, blinking, peering around, and maybe even giving a wink. With that droopy, pity-me mouth, he truly does look like a penis. If I don’t lose the mood myself because searching for the Blue Penile Eyes, I know I’ll think of these posts and laugh when the big thang unveiling occurs, thereby causing my partner to lose the mood.
Therefore, sex life finished.
Too, funny