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Edward Oberwise Is A Genius

January 14, 2008 by ZombieBabe  

Filed under: Pedophile, Sexual Assault 

Pedo

TAMPA, FL – Since Edward Oberwise, 37, was so successful in his first attempt to have sex with a 14 & 12 year old that he met on myspace, he figured he’d hit it again. The second time, the cops were waiting for him. Little bitches just can’t keep their mouths shut (or their legs apparently).

The real kicker is the shirt. Sometimes the funny writes itself.

Oberwise faces ten counts of lewd and lascivious battery but detectives believe there could be other victims so they are asking anyone with information to contact the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office at (813)247-8200 or through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-8477.

Comments

35 Comments on "Edward Oberwise Is A Genius" make up the 115,849 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Kathy
    12:35 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Idiot.

    12 years old. I think I’m gonna be sick.

  2. pms.247
    1:04 pm on January 14th, 2008

    I just don’t get it – I really don’t…what do these men see in these little girls???

  3. pms.247
    1:05 pm on January 14th, 2008

    and where is my Avatar I picked out Friday???
    It must be Monday!

  4. WryBread
    1:13 pm on January 14th, 2008

    I just don’t get it – I really don’t…what do these men see in these little girls???

    I guess it’s the same thing those female teachers see in their students. It remains a mystery to me. It’s sure not conversation with a peer and shared life experiences.

  5. Miss. Hill
    1:24 pm on January 14th, 2008

    I just don’t get it – I really don’t…what do these men see in these little girls???

    I stopped asking that after reading about the guy that felt the need to have sex with a deer carcass!

  6. michelle
    1:36 pm on January 14th, 2008

    morbid- anybody
    This comment really has nothing to do with this post.
    Seems like I have been waiting forever on the autopsy report for Harmony Jade Creech, any news?

  7. Morbid
    1:50 pm on January 14th, 2008

    morbid- anybody
    This comment really has nothing to do with this post.
    Seems like I have been waiting forever on the autopsy report for Harmony Jade Creech, any news?

    All I can find:

    “It usually takes three months to get a final report in a normal situation and this is not a normal situation,” said Maj. Gary McNeill of the Harnett County Sheriff’s Office.

    That’s because Harmony hadn’t been seen for several weeks before her body was discovered, making the medical examiner’s job much more difficult.”

  8. michelle
    2:04 pm on January 14th, 2008

    That’s because Harmony hadn’t been seen for several weeks before her body was discovered, making the medical examiner’s job much more difficult.”

    Thanks.

  9. pms.247
    2:06 pm on January 14th, 2008

    I stopped asking that after reading about the guy that felt the need to have sex with a deer carcass!

    LOL – great line!

  10. pms.247
    2:08 pm on January 14th, 2008

    morbid- anybodyThis comment really has nothing to do with this post.Seems like I have been waiting forever on the autopsy report for Harmony Jade Creech, any news?

    *need to Google Harmony Jade Creech so I can be up to date. Actually need more caffeine so I can Google Harmony Jade Creech…

  11. michelle
    2:12 pm on January 14th, 2008

    *need to Google Harmony Jade Creech so I can be up to date. Actually need more caffeine so I can Google Harmony Jade Creech…

    I have been pretty regular with that… not finding anything new. All here seem so savy I thought maybe more info could be found.
    ;)

  12. ashdavus
    2:14 pm on January 14th, 2008

    I just don’t get it – I really don’t…what do these men see in these little girls???

    Some girls are more mature than others. My neice was wearing a c-cup by the time she was 11.

  13. pms.247
    2:16 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Whew, okay – I’m up to speed with Harmony’s case now. Please, carry on…LOL

  14. michelle
    3:22 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Some girls are more mature than others. My neice was wearing a c-cup by the time she was 11.

    Well, ughh that explains it?
    I always thought that men who like little girls simply can’t handle the the intellect, and maturity of a real woman. Or maybe they are lacking in the peepee department.
    You know things appear bigger… when your smaller.

  15. Miss. Hill
    3:26 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Well, ughh that explains it?I always thought that men who like little girls simply can’t handle the the intellect, and maturity of a real woman. Or maybe they are lacking in the peepee department.You know things appear bigger… when your smaller.

    FUNNY ;)

  16. crunchieapple
    3:49 pm on January 14th, 2008

    UGH! Another SICKO! Guess he hadn’t heard of MSNBC “To Catch a Predator” with Chris Hansen…

  17. michelle
    5:29 pm on January 14th, 2008

    UGH! Another SICKO! Guess he hadn’t heard of MSNBC “To Catch a Predator” with Chris Hansen…

    For sure… Don’t these creeps ever watch TV, all the stings they show. I guess that just proves how out of control they are, they just can’t stop themselves.
    That in turn proves to me rehabilatation may not be the answer.

  18. WryBread
    7:02 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Wasn’t there a story on DD earlier today about a babysitter who dropped a toddler out of a window because an 8 year old told her to do it? Where did the story go? Or am I now having dreams about terrible things that could end up on DD?

  19. ERnurse
    7:34 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Why do these girls WANT to have sex with this guy? I don’t get it. Maybe they expect someone else and when he shows up they don’t know how to get out of it. It is really gross to think about this guy with those young girls. I say take him out of society for good.

  20. ashdavus
    7:39 pm on January 14th, 2008

    personally, I think this guy looks like a penis with eyeballs.

  21. WryBread
    7:41 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Maybe he gives them money to do it! That’s my guess. Why would 12 or 14 year olds be working the internet for their love life anyway?

    As for having a C cup at 11, well, I still haven’t arrived at that plentitude.

  22. WryBread
    7:42 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Darn it.

  23. WryBread
    7:44 pm on January 14th, 2008

    personally, I think this guy looks like a penis with eyeballs.

    OMG! A penis with eyeballs! Now I am going to have nightmares!

  24. Miss. Hill
    8:21 pm on January 14th, 2008

    OMG! A penis with eyeballs! Now I am going to have nightmares!

    haha, I spit out my food reading that!

  25. impqueen
    8:43 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Wasn’t there a story on DD earlier today about a babysitter who dropped a toddler out of a window because an 8 year old told her to do it? Where did the story go? Or am I now having dreams about terrible things that could end up on DD?

    That story is here:

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/09/06/babysitter-tosses-toddler-out-window/

    It’s from last September, but another poster commented on it today after finding it in the Wayback Machine :)

  26. WryBread
    8:48 pm on January 14th, 2008

    I think that this is the end of my sex life. I will never be able to see a penis again without looking to see if it has two little eyes.

  27. WryBread
    8:50 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Thanks, Imp. At least now I won’t have worry that I’m going crazy, at least not worry more than usual.

  28. impqueen
    8:58 pm on January 14th, 2008

    Thanks, Imp. At least now I won’t have worry that I’m going crazy, at least not worry more than usual.

    Um, Wry? You hang out HERE. ‘Nuff said. :)

    and we’re so glad you do.

  29. ashdavus
    9:03 pm on January 14th, 2008

    I think that this is the end of my sex life. I will never be able to see a penis again without looking to see if it has two little eyes.

    My apologies. I think it’s his bald melon that left me with that mental image.

  30. nurseronda
    12:10 am on January 15th, 2008

    Why do these girls WANT to have sex with this guy? I don’t get it. Maybe they expect someone else and when he shows up they don’t know how to get out of it. It is really gross to think about this guy with those young girls. I say take him out of society for good.

    It could be that these young girls are just curious about sexuality and then when in a situation with a pervert, they are scared to back out because of fear or threats made by the pervert.

  31. WryBread
    12:48 am on January 15th, 2008

    You’re right, Imp. I lost the right to wonder about my sanity when I started reading this site. Glad you’re glad to have me aboard. This is the best site on the internet, bar none, and I hope it wins that award.

  32. michelle
    10:52 am on January 15th, 2008

    I think that this is the end of my sex life. I will never be able to see a penis again without looking to see if it has two little eyes.

    Whats “one more” eye?
    Aren’t penis’s ( is that peni?) already trouser cyclops?

  33. WryBread
    1:03 pm on January 15th, 2008

    I see your point, Michelle. But I imagine two little blue eyes with lids and lashes like this guy’s, blinking, peering around, and maybe even giving a wink. With that droopy, pity-me mouth, he truly does look like a penis. If I don’t lose the mood myself because searching for the Blue Penile Eyes, I know I’ll think of these posts and laugh when the big thang unveiling occurs, thereby causing my partner to lose the mood.

    Therefore, sex life finished.

  34. thepooh5
    1:11 pm on January 15th, 2008

    I see your point, Michelle. But I imagine two little blue eyes with lids and lashes like this guy’s, blinking, peering around, and maybe even giving a wink. With that droopy, pity-me mouth, he truly does look like a penis. If I don’t lose the mood myself because searching for the Blue Penile Eyes, I know I’ll think of these posts and laugh when the big thang unveiling occurs, thereby causing my partner to lose the mood.

    Therefore, sex life finished.

    Too, funny :)

  35. MadeaBecBec
    1:44 am on November 9th, 2009

    Posted on October 30,2009

    (WTSP) Tampa, Florida – Around the courthouse, it’s called getting “lit up” when a judge loses his or her patience with a defendant. Edward Oberwise got “lit up” today by Judge Wayne Timmerman.

    40-year-old Oberwise was found guilty of having sex with two girls, a 14-year-old and a 12-year-old he had met on MySpace.

    The former manager for Publix was in court today to be sentenced. The judge repeatedly gave Oberwise an opportunity to apologize to the girls and their families.

    Oberwise appeared to read from a note, “Just needed to say to the court how sorry I am, you know, I mean, that’s basically it. I got a family, I got a kid I got a job, my employers here.”

    The judge then interjected, “You might have thought about that before you tried to pull this off.” The judge continued, “You come in here today and all you tell me is ,’Oh be sorry for me because I have a wife, a mother, a child…’ The problem is you got caught, and I think you’re sorry, but I think you’re sorry you got caught.”

    The judge told Oberwise, “I have no sympathy for you.” The judge showed some sympathy for Oberwise in only sentencing him to 20 years in the Florida State Prison followed by 10 years of sex offender probation and deemed a sexual offender.

    I’m glad Oberwise chose not to apologize to his victims, it wouldn’t have been heartfelt, anyway and in seemed to aggravate the Judge enough to sentence him more time than he might have, otherwise!!
    Video of the Judge telling him “What it is”…..
    Source

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