Comments on: Frederick Fretz Forgot To Chew

By: luckycat37

luckycat37 — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:08:41 +0000

Hope where he’s going he gets raped in the ass with a pineapple on a daily basis.

By: ycufak

ycufak — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:29:36 +0000

He is a convicted child molester (was that is) but the child was “unharmed”

Huh??

By: farmergurl62

farmergurl62 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:11:12 +0000

first let me say haha this is just to funny! and how on earth did he forget to chew look at those teeth

By: PORTUGA

PORTUGA — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:26:38 +0000

I love poetic justice!!
… guess the ugly bastard couldn’t handle a frankfurt, only chipolatas!!

Is that his police ID picture? looking very gay full!

By: Unamused

Unamused — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:48:45 +0000

LMAO…. This is almost as good as Klutzo the Pedophile Clown getting tazed to death by jailers.

I heard Fred was practicing for the annual prison hot dog eating contest.

By: michelle

michelle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:07:41 +0000

That photo is too much… is it a mug shot?
If so why is he so freakin happy about it?
Dude is nuts…
Looks like Farrah Fawcet on crack..butt crack.

By: solange822001

solange822001 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:49:04 +0000

Having been out of practice of having normal size wieners in his mouth, convicted child molester, Frederick Fretz, choked to death in prison while eating a hot dog. .

HAHAHAHA. That explains it. Completely.

Um, good riddance. Bye, fucktard pedophile. Donâ€™t let the hot dog hit you in the trachea on your way out.

LMAO

By: impqueen

impqueen — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:20:13 +0000

you’d think he’d have learned not to use his teeth by now, or was that the problem?

Um, good riddance. Bye, fucktard pedophile. Don’t let the hot dog hit you in the trachea on your way out.

By: pms.247

pms.247 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:15:02 +0000

Why do perps usually have one eye higher than the other?

That reminds me of David Caruso (CSI Miami). Maybe he’s a perp – that would explain all his head-tilting.

By: warrman69

warrman69 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:00:34 +0000

He saved the tax payers a lot of money, Good for Him!

By: black heart

black heart — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:51:10 +0000

oh dear. what a shame.

By: WryBread

WryBread — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:47:32 +0000

Hair, teeth, beard, double chin, squinty mismatched eyes — and love beads! This guy was a charmer!

Why do perps usually have one eye higher than the other?

By: pms.247

pms.247 — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:37:47 +0000

yeah, Morbid – he was having a pretty good hair day during his photo shoot. Ya gotta love guys that have the Farrah Fawcett look going on

By: WryBread

WryBread — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:34:26 +0000

The poor kid wasn’t harmed physically perhaps, but can you imagine the psychic damage of having this guy grinning over at you from the driver’s seat for three days? And what does this mean, “Fretz had been a roommate of Adam’s father …?” Were they living in a dorm?

This death is what I call “embarracide.” That’s when the way you die is so embarassing that no one in your family wants to describe it.

By: Morbid

Morbid — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:33:10 +0000

I donâ€™t think it was possible for him to chew anyway. Look at those teeth! They look like they are about to crumble right before my eyes!

But look at that SWEET hair!