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Frederick Fretz Forgot To Chew

January 8, 2008 by Morbid  

Filed under: Pedophile 

14995684kx4 Frederick Fretz Forgot To Chew

Having been out of practice of having normal size wieners in his mouth, convicted child molester, Frederick Fretz, choked to death in prison while eating a hot dog. Frederick Fretz, 45, was serving a 20-year sentence at the federal penitentiary in California when he died on Dec. 19. Prison spokesman Jesse Gonzalez said Monday that medics tried to remove the obstruction from Fretz’s throat before transporting him to a hospital in nearby Merced, where Fretz was pronounced dead.

You may remember this guy from America’s Most Wanted where he was featured. Fretz was serving a 20-year sentence for the January 2005 kidnapping of 11-year-old Adam Kirkirt, who was a student at Dunnellon Elementary School at the time. Fretz had been a roommate of Adam’s father, Ivert Kirkirt. Fretz had a prior conviction as a sex offender in Pennsylvania. Fretz picked up Adam from school on Jan. 18, 2005, and fled with him to Georgia. Police found Adam alongside a Georgia roadway three days later after the car Fretz was driving broke down. Luckily, Adam was not harmed.

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Comments

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  1. Kathy
    10:19 am on January 8th, 2008

    Poetic justice. :D

    Shouldn’t try to deep throat something larger than you are used to.
    I don’t think it was possible for him to chew anyway. Look at those teeth! They look like they are about to crumble right before my eyes!

  2. Morbid
    10:33 am on January 8th, 2008

    I don’t think it was possible for him to chew anyway. Look at those teeth! They look like they are about to crumble right before my eyes!

    But look at that SWEET hair!

  3. WryBread
    10:34 am on January 8th, 2008

    The poor kid wasn’t harmed physically perhaps, but can you imagine the psychic damage of having this guy grinning over at you from the driver’s seat for three days? And what does this mean, “Fretz had been a roommate of Adam’s father …?” Were they living in a dorm?

    This death is what I call “embarracide.” That’s when the way you die is so embarassing that no one in your family wants to describe it.

  4. pms.247
    10:37 am on January 8th, 2008

    yeah, Morbid – he was having a pretty good hair day during his photo shoot. Ya gotta love guys that have the Farrah Fawcett look going on

  5. WryBread
    10:47 am on January 8th, 2008

    Hair, teeth, beard, double chin, squinty mismatched eyes — and love beads! This guy was a charmer!

    Why do perps usually have one eye higher than the other?

  6. black heart
    10:51 am on January 8th, 2008

    oh dear. what a shame.

  7. warrman69
    11:00 am on January 8th, 2008

    He saved the tax payers a lot of money, Good for Him!

  8. pms.247
    11:15 am on January 8th, 2008

    Why do perps usually have one eye higher than the other?

    That reminds me of David Caruso (CSI Miami). Maybe he’s a perp – that would explain all his head-tilting.

  9. impqueen
    11:20 am on January 8th, 2008

    you’d think he’d have learned not to use his teeth by now, or was that the problem?

    Um, good riddance. Bye, fucktard pedophile. Don’t let the hot dog hit you in the trachea on your way out.

  10. solange822001
    12:49 pm on January 8th, 2008

    Having been out of practice of having normal size wieners in his mouth, convicted child molester, Frederick Fretz, choked to death in prison while eating a hot dog. .

    HAHAHAHA. That explains it. Completely.

    Um, good riddance. Bye, fucktard pedophile. Don’t let the hot dog hit you in the trachea on your way out.

    LMAO

  11. michelle
    10:07 am on January 9th, 2008

    That photo is too much… is it a mug shot?
    If so why is he so freakin happy about it?
    Dude is nuts…
    Looks like Farrah Fawcet on crack..butt crack.

  12. Unamused
    2:48 am on January 10th, 2008

    LMAO…. This is almost as good as Klutzo the Pedophile Clown getting tazed to death by jailers.

    I heard Fred was practicing for the annual prison hot dog eating contest.

  13. PORTUGA
    8:26 am on January 10th, 2008

    I love poetic justice!!
    … guess the ugly bastard couldn’t handle a frankfurt, only chipolatas!! :)

    Is that his police ID picture? looking very gay full!

  14. farmergurl62
    3:11 pm on January 10th, 2008

    first let me say haha this is just to funny! and how on earth did he forget to chew look at those teeth

  15. ycufak
    5:29 pm on January 10th, 2008

    He is a convicted child molester (was that is) but the child was “unharmed”

    Huh??

  16. luckycat37
    8:08 am on January 11th, 2008

    Hope where he’s going he gets raped in the ass with a pineapple on a daily basis.

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