Comments on: Dead Deer Lover Back In Jail http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/ True crime, all the time Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:44:15 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 hourly 1 By: threebiggestlies http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-90702 threebiggestlies Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:51:46 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-90702 Believe it or not, I went to school with this kid. I don't remember him at all, but he's in the yearbook. Another thing I'd like to add is that he applied for a job at my buddy's gas station after all of this happened, and under "have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, check yes." He checked yes, and wrote -this part is verbatim- "Having sex with dead deer." Believe it or not, I went to school with this kid. I don’t remember him at all, but he’s in the yearbook.

Another thing I’d like to add is that he applied for a job at my buddy’s gas station after all of this happened, and under “have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, check yes.” He checked yes, and wrote -this part is verbatim- “Having sex with dead deer.”

]]> By: WryBread http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75154 WryBread Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:59:11 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75154 <blockquote>I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.</blockquote> You could leave your dick hanging out, but this guy might come along and do something to it.

I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

You could leave your dick hanging out, but this guy might come along and do something to it.

]]> By: Dneilz http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75151 Dneilz Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:23:27 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75151 Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”</blockquote> OMG, I have to ask my hubby if this deer hunting he does all day is all about his high sexual libido. LOL. You are too funny Zibarro! Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

OMG, I have to ask my hubby if this deer hunting he does all day is all about his high sexual libido. LOL. You are too funny Zibarro!

]]> By: Zibarro http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75073 Zibarro Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:17:40 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75073 <blockquote>I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.</blockquote> Hubby is from Missouri... don't think this comment amused him <i>quite</i> as much as it amused me! LMAO!

I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

Hubby is from Missouri… don’t think this comment amused him quite as much as it amused me! LMAO!

]]> By: Zibarro http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75072 Zibarro Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:12:36 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75072 Oh my God!!! I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks and onto my shirt! The comments here are just too damned hilarious! I had to read them out loud to my hubby... but I'm sure he had a hard time "getting it" as I would become incomprehensible when the laughter started again! Never again will I look at an animal or anything that <i>used to be</i> an animal the same way again! It'll also be difficult, next time we're driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, "You horny?" "That bitch wants you, I can tell!" Oh my God!!!
I honestly can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks and onto my shirt! The comments here are just too damned hilarious!
I had to read them out loud to my hubby… but I’m sure he had a hard time “getting it” as I would become incomprehensible when the laughter started again!
Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

]]> By: Dneilz http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75061 Dneilz Fri, 31 Oct 2008 06:54:27 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75061 <blockquote>If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.</blockquote> This is the funniest... I read through all the comment thus far and started laughing my ass off. Thanks for the great laugh Morbid. Now, first, I would like to know how the hell this dude got his dick inserted into this deers pussy or was it a buck that he wanted to fuck? In that case, it would be his poop hole. Even still, that must have been some fun. What did he do, scootch around on the ground till he got it just right, stick it in and then start his jack rabbit adventure? I'd like to know the statistics of the animals missing in that area? I sure hope little fido, lassy and scooby doo stay clear of this animaniac animal fucking scum bag. Oh, by the way, Morbid.... how's that couch feeling? LOL

If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

This is the funniest… I read through all the comment thus far and started laughing my ass off. Thanks for the great laugh Morbid.

Now, first, I would like to know how the hell this dude got his dick inserted into this deers pussy or was it a buck that he wanted to fuck? In that case, it would be his poop hole. Even still, that must have been some fun. What did he do, scootch around on the ground till he got it just right, stick it in and then start his jack rabbit adventure? I’d like to know the statistics of the animals missing in that area? I sure hope little fido, lassy and scooby doo stay clear of this animaniac animal fucking scum bag.

Oh, by the way, Morbid…. how’s that couch feeling? LOL

]]> By: Top 5 Necrophile Stories From Dreamindemon.com - The Dreamin' Demon http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75051 Top 5 Necrophile Stories From Dreamindemon.com - The Dreamin' Demon Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:52:35 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-75051 [...] Aside from the story itself, this article also contains the origins of Morbid’s Couch. Read Article Martin Hughes was featured in a short article when he was arrested and accused of shooting his [...] [...] Aside from the story itself, this article also contains the origins of Morbid’s Couch. Read Article Martin Hughes was featured in a short article when he was arrested and accused of shooting his [...]

]]> By: sugarglider http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-70437 sugarglider Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:22:34 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-70437 <blockquote>Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?</blockquote> LOL, if you have him over for Thanksgiving, do NOT leave him alone with your Butterball turkey.

Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

LOL, if you have him over for Thanksgiving, do NOT leave him alone with your Butterball turkey.

]]> By: jj999 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-70434 jj999 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 21:14:46 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-70434 Personally, I don't think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn't illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don't need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that's where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public? Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

]]> By: The Dreamin' Demon http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-18486 The Dreamin' Demon Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:30:54 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-18486 [...] deer in the mouth, he proceeded to drop his drawers and have sex with it right there in the dirt. [Link] So, that’s it for the Easter Edition of The Dreamin’ Demon. It sucked, I know. Deal [...] [...] deer in the mouth, he proceeded to drop his drawers and have sex with it right there in the dirt. [Link] So, that’s it for the Easter Edition of The Dreamin’ Demon. It sucked, I know. Deal [...]

]]> By: The Dreamin' Demon http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-14970 The Dreamin' Demon Fri, 22 Feb 2008 22:25:05 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-14970 [...] “I always kind of knew he was sick,” said Tracy. Man, we should hook Josh up with that repeat deerfucker guy.   Meantime, Josh Coman is in jail, where the Rottweilers are few and far [...] [...] “I always kind of knew he was sick,” said Tracy. Man, we should hook Josh up with that repeat deerfucker guy.   Meantime, Josh Coman is in jail, where the Rottweilers are few and far [...]

]]> By: Unamused Cat http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-14868 Unamused Cat Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:58:08 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-14868 <blockquote>http://www.suntimes.com/news/m.....08.article</blockquote> An animal is still an animal, dead or not. Something ain't right with that boy. This won't be the last time we hear about this perv. bah....

http://www.suntimes.com/news/m…..08.article

An animal is still an animal, dead or not. Something ain’t right with that boy. This won’t be the last time we hear about this perv. bah….

]]> By: sweet_misery http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-14863 sweet_misery Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:52:55 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-14863 "A state appeals court Wednesday upheld a Superior’s man conviction for having sex with a dead deer. The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead. " http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/803806,deer022008.article “A state appeals court Wednesday upheld a Superior’s man conviction for having sex with a dead deer.

The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead. ”

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/803806,deer022008.article

]]> By: thepooh5 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-6927 thepooh5 Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:25:56 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-6927 <blockquote>Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!</blockquote> pms.247 - you have received the "you are a nut" award from me today. roflmao :)

Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

pms.247 – you have received the “you are a nut” award from me today. roflmao :)

]]> By: Miss. Hill http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-6924 Miss. Hill Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:18:06 +0000 http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/01/07/dead-deer-lover-back-in-jail/#comment-6924 <blockquote>Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!</blockquote> LMAO

Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

LMAO

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