omg, I spit out my tea. You are hilarious, Morbid.

And yes... only before there is decaying flesh. And even then, only certain ones.
And not otters.

ohhh my freaking gosh

Believe it or not, I went to school with this kid. I don't remember him at all, but he's in the yearbook.

Another thing I'd like to add is that he applied for a job at my buddy's gas station after all of this happened, and under "have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, check yes." He checked yes, and wrote -this part is verbatim- "Having sex with dead deer."

I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

You could leave your dick hanging out, but this guy might come along and do something to it.

Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

OMG, I have to ask my hubby if this deer hunting he does all day is all about his high sexual libido. LOL. You are too funny Zibarro!

I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

Hubby is from Missouri... don't think this comment amused him quite as much as it amused me! LMAO!

Oh my God!!!
I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks and onto my shirt! The comments here are just too damned hilarious!
I had to read them out loud to my hubby... but I'm sure he had a hard time "getting it" as I would become incomprehensible when the laughter started again!
Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It'll also be difficult, next time we're driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, "You horny?" "That bitch wants you, I can tell!"

If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

This is the funniest... I read through all the comment thus far and started laughing my ass off. Thanks for the great laugh Morbid.

Now, first, I would like to know how the hell this dude got his dick inserted into this deers pussy or was it a buck that he wanted to fuck? In that case, it would be his poop hole. Even still, that must have been some fun. What did he do, scootch around on the ground till he got it just right, stick it in and then start his jack rabbit adventure? I'd like to know the statistics of the animals missing in that area? I sure hope little fido, lassy and scooby doo stay clear of this animaniac animal fucking scum bag.

Oh, by the way, Morbid.... how's that couch feeling? LOL

Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

LOL, if you have him over for Thanksgiving, do NOT leave him alone with your Butterball turkey.

Personally, I don't think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn't illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don't need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that's where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

http://www.suntimes.com/news/m.....08.article

An animal is still an animal, dead or not. Something ain't right with that boy. This won't be the last time we hear about this perv. bah....

"A state appeals court Wednesday upheld a Superior’s man conviction for having sex with a dead deer.

The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead. "

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/803806,deer0...

Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

pms.247 - you have received the "you are a nut" award from me today. roflmao :)

Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

LMAO

Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!....oh, the flashbacks!!

Oh, hell, the tornados would just put the dead animals in different positions - for those adventerous people. I imagine it would be difficult to try to get those deer on all bended-fours for "deery-style" humping.

“Lets not go there”, I think I need some more coffee.I live in Missouri and I must have missed the memo on the “Friday Date Night”!

Are you in my area code? If so, Friday Date Night is cancelled this week due to tornado damage. :)

"Lets not go there", I think I need some more coffee.
I live in Missouri and I must have missed the memo on the "Friday Date Night"!

You know I have live a long time and driven past a lot of dead deer on the road, I have even hit two myself, but never once did I think to jump out of the car and get some, WTF.
A warm donut on the other hand, well lets no go there.

Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

I think in Missouri it's called "Friday Date Night".

I say give the lad a break, but he can’t babysit my cats. Could I believe him if he said they just happened to go dead before I got home?

Can he babysit Swivel's cats? I hear they kinda already know how to looketh upon accidental penii with lust.

Morbid, you are just wrong - LOL. The visuals you put in our heads...

Ah yes the addiction of Morbid. I share the same problem. ;)

Morbid, WarrMan69, Miss.Hill -- I'm trying to log off! But you and others on this site keep posting such funny stuff that I can't tear myself away! Stop! Go get a doughnut -- no, you men stay away from those innocent doughnuts -- we know what you'll do to anything with a hole!

Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

:) roflmao

I think he should have to wear a shirt Monday, Wednesday and Friday, that says "Dead Deer Fucker" and the rest of the week wear a shirt that says Horse Killer/Fucker. Let that be that, LOL

Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

I think the issue here as far as the police and authorities are concerned is that this guy seems willing to screw anything. They're afraid he's going to get his courage up and start raping living people and puppies.

Look at his photo. He looks as if he's in a pleasant mood. Just had a nice day. Ready for a chat or maybe a cup of java and some little snack. Not your usual mug shot. He seems to feel since the world is full of dead animals, so life is looking good. He might find another deer.

No. Should'nt be illegal. Too many grey areas..such as couch cushions.
Many years ago I lived in a small fishing village and there was a notorious local who liked to have his way with the swans-a-swimming at a big water area.
He used to do it in public, natch, bit hard to get a swan to go home with you, and although he would try to be under a bridge or in the reeds he was seen a few times. So people started keeping an eye out for him.
Including the police, who caught him eventually. I remember reading about it in the paper. Can't remember the charge.
If the swan had already been dead I'm sure they would've simply found something else to charge him with..public indecency or the like.

Was the deer really dead? Or was this entrapment?

I say give the lad a break, but he can't babysit my cats. Could I believe him if he said they just happened to go dead before I got home?

Besides, if you really want to split hairs (no pun intended), wasn’t the deer asking for it by dying in the open, with its supple bottom sticking up in the air? The deer was asking for it!

:) lmao The nerve, dying right out in the open. I don't care if a car did hit the deer, it should have looked carefully before crossing the road.

Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

That's the point. A dead animal couldn't, or shouldn't, be considered bestiality any more than having sex with a human corpse should be considered...sex with a live body? In other words, bestiality should be defined as having sex with a live animal. A carcass is an object.

Because seriously, if I decide to masturbate with a warmed up cornish hen from Harris Teeter, it isn't bestiality. Or at least, it shouldn't be. If it isn't, then it isn't in the case of Dead Deer Fucker. If it is, where do you draw the line? What if I decide to fuck the cushions of my leather couch? Who decides at what point a dead animal is no longer a dead animal?

Besides, if you really want to split hairs (no pun intended), wasn't the deer asking for it by dying in the open, with its supple bottom sticking up in the air? The deer was asking for it!

Ok, so here's how I see it.

Killing the horse = bad. Fucking it was almost incidental -- you don't just kill someone's horse. Bad karma.

Happening upon a dead deer and fucking it = twisted. He's a devient, and I'm sure glad I've never been in contact with this guy's dick. However, illegal? Can't see why it would be. Except perhaps the indecent exposure or public illicit act angle. Now if he'd happened upon said dead deer in the privacy of his own home, all bets are off, as far as I'm concerned.

I see why the law is concerned about him and wanting to do *something* to keep him off the streets. He's clearly a disturbed young man. But in the grand scheme of all of the pain and misery that people visit upon other people in this world, I have a hard time getting worked up about a deer carcass. Really.

Put him to work in a slaughterhouse and leave the guy alone. (j/k... sort of)

Morbid. Hey man .... beholdeth ... how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

Back to the issue here:
1. The horse wasn't dead before he dated it, so killing the horse was the issue.
2. Yes, the families of dead people tend to frown upon their dating strange men, even if the strange man claims the corpse lookedth upon him with lust.
3. I think the issue with the deer was mostly an issue with the rutting taking place in a ditch alongside a public road.
4. I guess I do take a stand against putting corpses in situations that they wouldn't have chosen in the pre-corpse era. So the horse and deer would be out for sex because they would probably not have done it when alive. This leaves a BIG gray area when it comes to people, of course. Especially with married couples, where you pretty much have to accept the husband's word that they had a sex life before the woman became a corpse.

Overall, this is much too complex for me. I'm going to get my morning cup of coffee and swear myself to celibacy (probably an unnecessary precaution, btw) because if I ever learned that a lover had had his magic wand in a dead deer lying by the side of a public road, I would have to commit suicide instantly and then he would probably take advantage of the situation and claim that I had lookedth upon him with .....

I have to say at least he wasn't raping a child, YET! WTH - yuke!!! I see him as a sicko pyscho that is a potential threat to children. However, you can't punish a man for being a "potential threat".

I voted, but am not sure. I guess if he can stand it - and the most important point is - it is a victimless crime. I guess a person can be as weird as the choose as long as they do not hurt anyone or living thing.

Still feeling very sick to my stomach, but still laughing at Morbid, who is off to a roll this morning. It is hard to puke and laugh at the same time.

I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

Can you please leave me your body in your will? ;)

Seriously, its an inanimate object. He's sick, but to each his own. There are people out there that get turned on by some seriously sick stuff, feces, vomit, etc. but it's all legal.

I will have to say, this is the funniest story ever written. :D

I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends.

What about the mental anguish reading this story causes me? I may not be related to the deer, but as an innocent animal, it sickens me. If anything, they need to at least charge him with doing that in public. What a weirdo.

Evidently not!! LOL :)

by the way I found this while googling beastiality + religion:

Bizarre Sex laws
http://www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/bizarr...

beastiality is actually a sin.

No it's not. I got the new rules that were left out. The new rules state this:

If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

Didn't you get the memo?

I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

beastiality is actually a sin.

if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn’t having sex with an animal be a crime?

I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends. I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I'm dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

While I am sure that people would get offended by the thought of having sex with a dead dear, I don't thing Rocky the Raccoon and Teddy the Titmouse are gonna care too much what you do with their dead buddy.

if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn't having sex with an animal be a crime?

Also, just the fact that he had sex, out in the open with a dead animal, shouldn't there be charges for that? I know that if i walked up on him having sex with a dead deer with flies and maggots I would be mentally scared for the rest of my life!

UMM EWW... I don't see his actions as illegal but obviously if this sick ass fuck can stick his dick in a dead animal he wouldn't hesitate to stick it in any warm or obviously cold hole. I see him as a potential child molester. Eww I keep imagining a maggot ridden carcass *throws up in mouth* sick!

. I mean, I have no plans on giving my toaster-oven oral, but I don’t necessarily want to go to jail for it if I ever do..

. I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

LOL, i am laughing too hard to even finish the story!!! You are too funny Morbid!