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Dead Deer Lover Back In Jail

January 7, 2008 at 11:41 pm by  

Wisconsin — I’m a little buzzed and decided to listen to Ozzy’s Dairy of a Madman, so I figured I throw a couple more stories out there for you guys tonight. Starting with this guy. You all may remember Bryan James Hathaway from back when we posted about him sometime last year. If not, no worries. In a nutshell, Hathaway is a sick, sick man who also has a fascination with dead animals. He likes to fuck them. Shortly after being released from jail for the 2005 killing of a horse named Bambrick to have sex with it, he came across a dead deer in a ditch. Literally. Looking a dead deer in the mouth, he proceeded to drop his drawers and have sex with it right there in the dirt.

This story garnered a lot of attention, not just because of the Dead Deer Fucker’s nasty actions, but also because they really didn’t know how to charge the guy. As sick as the act may seem, a dead deer is an inanimate object. I mean, I have no plans on giving my toaster-oven oral, but I don’t necessarily want to go to jail for it if I ever do. It’s a victimless crime more or less. Also, while it is illegal to have sex with an animal in Wisconsin, the law said nothing about an animal’s corpse. Hathaway eventually pleaded no contest to a charge of misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal. He was sentenced to six months probation and ordered to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minnesota.

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Well this guy just cannot stay out of the news. He has now been sent to jail for 8 months after having his probation revoked. He is accused of violating the terms of his probation by using alcohol and marijuana, lying to his probation agent, and having unapproved contact with a minor child and sexual relations with another adult. Can you imagine what is going through the head of that other adult if they did not know about Hathaway’s past? A dead deer’s ass has to be the LAST place a man\woman is thinking a guy would have previously placed his dick. I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside the carcass of a dead dear would be if I was naked in the snow, about to die, and found the carcass of a deer I had to split open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

Bryan James Hathaway is a true deviant, no question. I am not defending his actions, but I am just curious what the rest of you think in regards to him being charged with a crime. Is it because the animal used to be alive? What if I have a sexy grizzly bear stuffed and mounted and I decide to have my way with it, should I be charged as well? I dunno, help me out here. I’m on the fence with this one. If it is illegal to have sex with an animal carcass, should there be a stage of decay before it is deemed NOT illegal? What if it is just bones? Or a nice bear skin rug in a fancy hotel? What about a thawed Butterball turkey? What’s the difference? Let’s take a poll, and while we await the results, I got a naughty toaster-oven to take care of. It’s been eyeing me the entire time I typed this up.

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  • mg

    . I mean, I have no plans on giving my toaster-oven oral, but I don’t necessarily want to go to jail for it if I ever do..

    . I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

    LOL, i am laughing too hard to even finish the story!!! You are too funny Morbid!

  • mg

    . I mean, I have no plans on giving my toaster-oven oral, but I don’t necessarily want to go to jail for it if I ever do..

    . I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

    LOL, i am laughing too hard to even finish the story!!! You are too funny Morbid!

  • mg

    . I mean, I have no plans on giving my toaster-oven oral, but I don’t necessarily want to go to jail for it if I ever do..

    . I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

    LOL, i am laughing too hard to even finish the story!!! You are too funny Morbid!

  • mg

    . I mean, I have no plans on giving my toaster-oven oral, but I don’t necessarily want to go to jail for it if I ever do..

    . I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

    LOL, i am laughing too hard to even finish the story!!! You are too funny Morbid!

  • Miss. Hill

    UMM EWW… I don’t see his actions as illegal but obviously if this sick ass fuck can stick his dick in a dead animal he wouldn’t hesitate to stick it in any warm or obviously cold hole. I see him as a potential child molester. Eww I keep imagining a maggot ridden carcass *throws up in mouth* sick!

  • Miss. Hill

    UMM EWW… I don’t see his actions as illegal but obviously if this sick ass fuck can stick his dick in a dead animal he wouldn’t hesitate to stick it in any warm or obviously cold hole. I see him as a potential child molester. Eww I keep imagining a maggot ridden carcass *throws up in mouth* sick!

  • mg

    if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn’t having sex with an animal be a crime?

    Also, just the fact that he had sex, out in the open with a dead animal, shouldn’t there be charges for that? I know that if i walked up on him having sex with a dead deer with flies and maggots I would be mentally scared for the rest of my life!

  • Miss. Hill

    UMM EWW… I don’t see his actions as illegal but obviously if this sick ass fuck can stick his dick in a dead animal he wouldn’t hesitate to stick it in any warm or obviously cold hole. I see him as a potential child molester. Eww I keep imagining a maggot ridden carcass *throws up in mouth* sick!

  • mg

    if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn’t having sex with an animal be a crime?

    Also, just the fact that he had sex, out in the open with a dead animal, shouldn’t there be charges for that? I know that if i walked up on him having sex with a dead deer with flies and maggots I would be mentally scared for the rest of my life!

  • if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn’t having sex with an animal be a crime?

    I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends. I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    While I am sure that people would get offended by the thought of having sex with a dead dear, I don’t thing Rocky the Raccoon and Teddy the Titmouse are gonna care too much what you do with their dead buddy.

  • if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn’t having sex with an animal be a crime?

    I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends. I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    While I am sure that people would get offended by the thought of having sex with a dead dear, I don’t thing Rocky the Raccoon and Teddy the Titmouse are gonna care too much what you do with their dead buddy.

  • if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn’t having sex with an animal be a crime?

    I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends. I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    While I am sure that people would get offended by the thought of having sex with a dead dear, I don’t thing Rocky the Raccoon and Teddy the Titmouse are gonna care too much what you do with their dead buddy.

  • if having sex with a dead human is a crime, then why wouldn’t having sex with an animal be a crime?

    I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends. I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    While I am sure that people would get offended by the thought of having sex with a dead dear, I don’t thing Rocky the Raccoon and Teddy the Titmouse are gonna care too much what you do with their dead buddy.

  • mg

    I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    beastiality is actually a sin.

  • mg

    I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    beastiality is actually a sin.

  • mg

    I would also assume some religious stuff comes to play as well. I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    beastiality is actually a sin.

  • beastiality is actually a sin.

    No it’s not. I got the new rules that were left out. The new rules state this:

    If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

    Didn’t you get the memo?

  • beastiality is actually a sin.

    No it’s not. I got the new rules that were left out. The new rules state this:

    If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

    Didn’t you get the memo?

  • mg

    Evidently not!! LOL 🙂

    by the way I found this while googling beastiality + religion:

    Bizarre Sex laws
    http://www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/bizarre-sex-laws-you-should-check-this-out

  • mg

    Evidently not!! LOL 🙂

    by the way I found this while googling beastiality + religion:

    Bizarre Sex laws
    http://www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/bizarre-sex-laws-you-should-check-this-out

  • mg

    Evidently not!! LOL 🙂

    by the way I found this while googling beastiality + religion:

    Bizarre Sex laws
    http://www.blogcatalog.com/discuss/entry/bizarre-sex-laws-you-should-check-this-out

  • solange822001

    I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends.

    What about the mental anguish reading this story causes me? I may not be related to the deer, but as an innocent animal, it sickens me. If anything, they need to at least charge him with doing that in public. What a weirdo.

  • solange822001

    I would think that having sex with a human corpse would be illegal mostly because of the mental anguish that could be caused with family members and friends.

    What about the mental anguish reading this story causes me? I may not be related to the deer, but as an innocent animal, it sickens me. If anything, they need to at least charge him with doing that in public. What a weirdo.

  • Kathy

    I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    Can you please leave me your body in your will? 😉

    Seriously, its an inanimate object. He’s sick, but to each his own. There are people out there that get turned on by some seriously sick stuff, feces, vomit, etc. but it’s all legal.

    I will have to say, this is the funniest story ever written. 😀

  • Kathy

    I mean, seriously, if I’m dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?

    Can you please leave me your body in your will? 😉

    Seriously, its an inanimate object. He’s sick, but to each his own. There are people out there that get turned on by some seriously sick stuff, feces, vomit, etc. but it’s all legal.

    I will have to say, this is the funniest story ever written. 😀

  • thepooh5

    I have to say at least he wasn’t raping a child, YET! WTH – yuke!!! I see him as a sicko pyscho that is a potential threat to children. However, you can’t punish a man for being a “potential threat”.

    I voted, but am not sure. I guess if he can stand it – and the most important point is – it is a victimless crime. I guess a person can be as weird as the choose as long as they do not hurt anyone or living thing.

    Still feeling very sick to my stomach, but still laughing at Morbid, who is off to a roll this morning. It is hard to puke and laugh at the same time.

  • thepooh5

    I have to say at least he wasn’t raping a child, YET! WTH – yuke!!! I see him as a sicko pyscho that is a potential threat to children. However, you can’t punish a man for being a “potential threat”.

    I voted, but am not sure. I guess if he can stand it – and the most important point is – it is a victimless crime. I guess a person can be as weird as the choose as long as they do not hurt anyone or living thing.

    Still feeling very sick to my stomach, but still laughing at Morbid, who is off to a roll this morning. It is hard to puke and laugh at the same time.

  • thepooh5

    I have to say at least he wasn’t raping a child, YET! WTH – yuke!!! I see him as a sicko pyscho that is a potential threat to children. However, you can’t punish a man for being a “potential threat”.

    I voted, but am not sure. I guess if he can stand it – and the most important point is – it is a victimless crime. I guess a person can be as weird as the choose as long as they do not hurt anyone or living thing.

    Still feeling very sick to my stomach, but still laughing at Morbid, who is off to a roll this morning. It is hard to puke and laugh at the same time.

  • thepooh5

    I have to say at least he wasn’t raping a child, YET! WTH – yuke!!! I see him as a sicko pyscho that is a potential threat to children. However, you can’t punish a man for being a “potential threat”.

    I voted, but am not sure. I guess if he can stand it – and the most important point is – it is a victimless crime. I guess a person can be as weird as the choose as long as they do not hurt anyone or living thing.

    Still feeling very sick to my stomach, but still laughing at Morbid, who is off to a roll this morning. It is hard to puke and laugh at the same time.

  • WryBread

    Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

    Back to the issue here:
    1. The horse wasn’t dead before he dated it, so killing the horse was the issue.
    2. Yes, the families of dead people tend to frown upon their dating strange men, even if the strange man claims the corpse lookedth upon him with lust.
    3. I think the issue with the deer was mostly an issue with the rutting taking place in a ditch alongside a public road.
    4. I guess I do take a stand against putting corpses in situations that they wouldn’t have chosen in the pre-corpse era. So the horse and deer would be out for sex because they would probably not have done it when alive. This leaves a BIG gray area when it comes to people, of course. Especially with married couples, where you pretty much have to accept the husband’s word that they had a sex life before the woman became a corpse.

    Overall, this is much too complex for me. I’m going to get my morning cup of coffee and swear myself to celibacy (probably an unnecessary precaution, btw) because if I ever learned that a lover had had his magic wand in a dead deer lying by the side of a public road, I would have to commit suicide instantly and then he would probably take advantage of the situation and claim that I had lookedth upon him with …..

  • WryBread

    Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

    Back to the issue here:
    1. The horse wasn’t dead before he dated it, so killing the horse was the issue.
    2. Yes, the families of dead people tend to frown upon their dating strange men, even if the strange man claims the corpse lookedth upon him with lust.
    3. I think the issue with the deer was mostly an issue with the rutting taking place in a ditch alongside a public road.
    4. I guess I do take a stand against putting corpses in situations that they wouldn’t have chosen in the pre-corpse era. So the horse and deer would be out for sex because they would probably not have done it when alive. This leaves a BIG gray area when it comes to people, of course. Especially with married couples, where you pretty much have to accept the husband’s word that they had a sex life before the woman became a corpse.

    Overall, this is much too complex for me. I’m going to get my morning cup of coffee and swear myself to celibacy (probably an unnecessary precaution, btw) because if I ever learned that a lover had had his magic wand in a dead deer lying by the side of a public road, I would have to commit suicide instantly and then he would probably take advantage of the situation and claim that I had lookedth upon him with …..

  • WryBread

    Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

    Back to the issue here:
    1. The horse wasn’t dead before he dated it, so killing the horse was the issue.
    2. Yes, the families of dead people tend to frown upon their dating strange men, even if the strange man claims the corpse lookedth upon him with lust.
    3. I think the issue with the deer was mostly an issue with the rutting taking place in a ditch alongside a public road.
    4. I guess I do take a stand against putting corpses in situations that they wouldn’t have chosen in the pre-corpse era. So the horse and deer would be out for sex because they would probably not have done it when alive. This leaves a BIG gray area when it comes to people, of course. Especially with married couples, where you pretty much have to accept the husband’s word that they had a sex life before the woman became a corpse.

    Overall, this is much too complex for me. I’m going to get my morning cup of coffee and swear myself to celibacy (probably an unnecessary precaution, btw) because if I ever learned that a lover had had his magic wand in a dead deer lying by the side of a public road, I would have to commit suicide instantly and then he would probably take advantage of the situation and claim that I had lookedth upon him with …..

  • WryBread

    Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

    Back to the issue here:
    1. The horse wasn’t dead before he dated it, so killing the horse was the issue.
    2. Yes, the families of dead people tend to frown upon their dating strange men, even if the strange man claims the corpse lookedth upon him with lust.
    3. I think the issue with the deer was mostly an issue with the rutting taking place in a ditch alongside a public road.
    4. I guess I do take a stand against putting corpses in situations that they wouldn’t have chosen in the pre-corpse era. So the horse and deer would be out for sex because they would probably not have done it when alive. This leaves a BIG gray area when it comes to people, of course. Especially with married couples, where you pretty much have to accept the husband’s word that they had a sex life before the woman became a corpse.

    Overall, this is much too complex for me. I’m going to get my morning cup of coffee and swear myself to celibacy (probably an unnecessary precaution, btw) because if I ever learned that a lover had had his magic wand in a dead deer lying by the side of a public road, I would have to commit suicide instantly and then he would probably take advantage of the situation and claim that I had lookedth upon him with …..

  • Ruby

    Ok, so here’s how I see it.

    Killing the horse = bad. Fucking it was almost incidental — you don’t just kill someone’s horse. Bad karma.

    Happening upon a dead deer and fucking it = twisted. He’s a devient, and I’m sure glad I’ve never been in contact with this guy’s dick. However, illegal? Can’t see why it would be. Except perhaps the indecent exposure or public illicit act angle. Now if he’d happened upon said dead deer in the privacy of his own home, all bets are off, as far as I’m concerned.

    I see why the law is concerned about him and wanting to do *something* to keep him off the streets. He’s clearly a disturbed young man. But in the grand scheme of all of the pain and misery that people visit upon other people in this world, I have a hard time getting worked up about a deer carcass. Really.

    Put him to work in a slaughterhouse and leave the guy alone. (j/k… sort of)

  • Ruby

    Ok, so here’s how I see it.

    Killing the horse = bad. Fucking it was almost incidental — you don’t just kill someone’s horse. Bad karma.

    Happening upon a dead deer and fucking it = twisted. He’s a devient, and I’m sure glad I’ve never been in contact with this guy’s dick. However, illegal? Can’t see why it would be. Except perhaps the indecent exposure or public illicit act angle. Now if he’d happened upon said dead deer in the privacy of his own home, all bets are off, as far as I’m concerned.

    I see why the law is concerned about him and wanting to do *something* to keep him off the streets. He’s clearly a disturbed young man. But in the grand scheme of all of the pain and misery that people visit upon other people in this world, I have a hard time getting worked up about a deer carcass. Really.

    Put him to work in a slaughterhouse and leave the guy alone. (j/k… sort of)

  • Ruby

    Ok, so here’s how I see it.

    Killing the horse = bad. Fucking it was almost incidental — you don’t just kill someone’s horse. Bad karma.

    Happening upon a dead deer and fucking it = twisted. He’s a devient, and I’m sure glad I’ve never been in contact with this guy’s dick. However, illegal? Can’t see why it would be. Except perhaps the indecent exposure or public illicit act angle. Now if he’d happened upon said dead deer in the privacy of his own home, all bets are off, as far as I’m concerned.

    I see why the law is concerned about him and wanting to do *something* to keep him off the streets. He’s clearly a disturbed young man. But in the grand scheme of all of the pain and misery that people visit upon other people in this world, I have a hard time getting worked up about a deer carcass. Really.

    Put him to work in a slaughterhouse and leave the guy alone. (j/k… sort of)

  • Ruby

    Ok, so here’s how I see it.

    Killing the horse = bad. Fucking it was almost incidental — you don’t just kill someone’s horse. Bad karma.

    Happening upon a dead deer and fucking it = twisted. He’s a devient, and I’m sure glad I’ve never been in contact with this guy’s dick. However, illegal? Can’t see why it would be. Except perhaps the indecent exposure or public illicit act angle. Now if he’d happened upon said dead deer in the privacy of his own home, all bets are off, as far as I’m concerned.

    I see why the law is concerned about him and wanting to do *something* to keep him off the streets. He’s clearly a disturbed young man. But in the grand scheme of all of the pain and misery that people visit upon other people in this world, I have a hard time getting worked up about a deer carcass. Really.

    Put him to work in a slaughterhouse and leave the guy alone. (j/k… sort of)

  • Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

    That’s the point. A dead animal couldn’t, or shouldn’t, be considered bestiality any more than having sex with a human corpse should be considered…sex with a live body? In other words, bestiality should be defined as having sex with a live animal. A carcass is an object.

    Because seriously, if I decide to masturbate with a warmed up cornish hen from Harris Teeter, it isn’t bestiality. Or at least, it shouldn’t be. If it isn’t, then it isn’t in the case of Dead Deer Fucker. If it is, where do you draw the line? What if I decide to fuck the cushions of my leather couch? Who decides at what point a dead animal is no longer a dead animal?

    Besides, if you really want to split hairs (no pun intended), wasn’t the deer asking for it by dying in the open, with its supple bottom sticking up in the air? The deer was asking for it!

  • Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

    That’s the point. A dead animal couldn’t, or shouldn’t, be considered bestiality any more than having sex with a human corpse should be considered…sex with a live body? In other words, bestiality should be defined as having sex with a live animal. A carcass is an object.

    Because seriously, if I decide to masturbate with a warmed up cornish hen from Harris Teeter, it isn’t bestiality. Or at least, it shouldn’t be. If it isn’t, then it isn’t in the case of Dead Deer Fucker. If it is, where do you draw the line? What if I decide to fuck the cushions of my leather couch? Who decides at what point a dead animal is no longer a dead animal?

    Besides, if you really want to split hairs (no pun intended), wasn’t the deer asking for it by dying in the open, with its supple bottom sticking up in the air? The deer was asking for it!

  • Morbid. Hey man …. beholdeth … how can a dead beast looketh with lust upon anything! Read the memo! The animal hath to be alive and in a dating mood! No wonder our religions get all screwed up if people are this careless about the scriptures!

    That’s the point. A dead animal couldn’t, or shouldn’t, be considered bestiality any more than having sex with a human corpse should be considered…sex with a live body? In other words, bestiality should be defined as having sex with a live animal. A carcass is an object.

    Because seriously, if I decide to masturbate with a warmed up cornish hen from Harris Teeter, it isn’t bestiality. Or at least, it shouldn’t be. If it isn’t, then it isn’t in the case of Dead Deer Fucker. If it is, where do you draw the line? What if I decide to fuck the cushions of my leather couch? Who decides at what point a dead animal is no longer a dead animal?

    Besides, if you really want to split hairs (no pun intended), wasn’t the deer asking for it by dying in the open, with its supple bottom sticking up in the air? The deer was asking for it!

  • thepooh5

    Besides, if you really want to split hairs (no pun intended), wasn’t the deer asking for it by dying in the open, with its supple bottom sticking up in the air? The deer was asking for it!

    🙂 lmao The nerve, dying right out in the open. I don’t care if a car did hit the deer, it should have looked carefully before crossing the road.

  • thepooh5

    Besides, if you really want to split hairs (no pun intended), wasn’t the deer asking for it by dying in the open, with its supple bottom sticking up in the air? The deer was asking for it!

    🙂 lmao The nerve, dying right out in the open. I don’t care if a car did hit the deer, it should have looked carefully before crossing the road.

  • WryBread

    Was the deer really dead? Or was this entrapment?

    I say give the lad a break, but he can’t babysit my cats. Could I believe him if he said they just happened to go dead before I got home?

  • WryBread

    Was the deer really dead? Or was this entrapment?

    I say give the lad a break, but he can’t babysit my cats. Could I believe him if he said they just happened to go dead before I got home?

  • black heart

    No. Should’nt be illegal. Too many grey areas..such as couch cushions.
    Many years ago I lived in a small fishing village and there was a notorious local who liked to have his way with the swans-a-swimming at a big water area.
    He used to do it in public, natch, bit hard to get a swan to go home with you, and although he would try to be under a bridge or in the reeds he was seen a few times. So people started keeping an eye out for him.
    Including the police, who caught him eventually. I remember reading about it in the paper. Can’t remember the charge.
    If the swan had already been dead I’m sure they would’ve simply found something else to charge him with..public indecency or the like.

  • black heart

    No. Should’nt be illegal. Too many grey areas..such as couch cushions.
    Many years ago I lived in a small fishing village and there was a notorious local who liked to have his way with the swans-a-swimming at a big water area.
    He used to do it in public, natch, bit hard to get a swan to go home with you, and although he would try to be under a bridge or in the reeds he was seen a few times. So people started keeping an eye out for him.
    Including the police, who caught him eventually. I remember reading about it in the paper. Can’t remember the charge.
    If the swan had already been dead I’m sure they would’ve simply found something else to charge him with..public indecency or the like.

  • WryBread

    I think the issue here as far as the police and authorities are concerned is that this guy seems willing to screw anything. They’re afraid he’s going to get his courage up and start raping living people and puppies.

    Look at his photo. He looks as if he’s in a pleasant mood. Just had a nice day. Ready for a chat or maybe a cup of java and some little snack. Not your usual mug shot. He seems to feel since the world is full of dead animals, so life is looking good. He might find another deer.

  • WryBread

    I think the issue here as far as the police and authorities are concerned is that this guy seems willing to screw anything. They’re afraid he’s going to get his courage up and start raping living people and puppies.

    Look at his photo. He looks as if he’s in a pleasant mood. Just had a nice day. Ready for a chat or maybe a cup of java and some little snack. Not your usual mug shot. He seems to feel since the world is full of dead animals, so life is looking good. He might find another deer.

  • WryBread

    I think the issue here as far as the police and authorities are concerned is that this guy seems willing to screw anything. They’re afraid he’s going to get his courage up and start raping living people and puppies.

    Look at his photo. He looks as if he’s in a pleasant mood. Just had a nice day. Ready for a chat or maybe a cup of java and some little snack. Not your usual mug shot. He seems to feel since the world is full of dead animals, so life is looking good. He might find another deer.

  • WryBread

    I think the issue here as far as the police and authorities are concerned is that this guy seems willing to screw anything. They’re afraid he’s going to get his courage up and start raping living people and puppies.

    Look at his photo. He looks as if he’s in a pleasant mood. Just had a nice day. Ready for a chat or maybe a cup of java and some little snack. Not your usual mug shot. He seems to feel since the world is full of dead animals, so life is looking good. He might find another deer.

  • WryBread

    Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

  • WryBread

    Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

  • WryBread

    Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

  • WryBread

    Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

  • Miss. Hill

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

  • Miss. Hill

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

  • Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

    Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

  • Morbid, your poor leather couch. Even a couch should have some dignity left to it.

    Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

  • I think he should have to wear a shirt Monday, Wednesday and Friday, that says “Dead Deer Fucker” and the rest of the week wear a shirt that says Horse Killer/Fucker. Let that be that, LOL

  • I think he should have to wear a shirt Monday, Wednesday and Friday, that says “Dead Deer Fucker” and the rest of the week wear a shirt that says Horse Killer/Fucker. Let that be that, LOL

  • I think he should have to wear a shirt Monday, Wednesday and Friday, that says “Dead Deer Fucker” and the rest of the week wear a shirt that says Horse Killer/Fucker. Let that be that, LOL

  • I think he should have to wear a shirt Monday, Wednesday and Friday, that says “Dead Deer Fucker” and the rest of the week wear a shirt that says Horse Killer/Fucker. Let that be that, LOL

  • thepooh5

    Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

    🙂 roflmao

  • thepooh5

    Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

    🙂 roflmao

  • thepooh5

    Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

    🙂 roflmao

  • thepooh5

    Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

    🙂 roflmao

  • thepooh5

    Dignity? No one comes to me for physical pleasure. They come to me for sexual pain and humiliation! And that includes that whore couch of mine. That sexy couch.

    🙂 roflmao

  • WryBread

    Morbid, WarrMan69, Miss.Hill — I’m trying to log off! But you and others on this site keep posting such funny stuff that I can’t tear myself away! Stop! Go get a doughnut — no, you men stay away from those innocent doughnuts — we know what you’ll do to anything with a hole!

  • WryBread

    Morbid, WarrMan69, Miss.Hill — I’m trying to log off! But you and others on this site keep posting such funny stuff that I can’t tear myself away! Stop! Go get a doughnut — no, you men stay away from those innocent doughnuts — we know what you’ll do to anything with a hole!

  • WryBread

    Morbid, WarrMan69, Miss.Hill — I’m trying to log off! But you and others on this site keep posting such funny stuff that I can’t tear myself away! Stop! Go get a doughnut — no, you men stay away from those innocent doughnuts — we know what you’ll do to anything with a hole!

  • WryBread

    Morbid, WarrMan69, Miss.Hill — I’m trying to log off! But you and others on this site keep posting such funny stuff that I can’t tear myself away! Stop! Go get a doughnut — no, you men stay away from those innocent doughnuts — we know what you’ll do to anything with a hole!

  • thepooh5

    Ah yes the addiction of Morbid. I share the same problem. 😉

  • thepooh5

    Ah yes the addiction of Morbid. I share the same problem. 😉

  • thepooh5

    Ah yes the addiction of Morbid. I share the same problem. 😉

  • thepooh5

    Ah yes the addiction of Morbid. I share the same problem. 😉

  • pms.247

    Morbid, you are just wrong – LOL. The visuals you put in our heads…

  • pms.247

    Morbid, you are just wrong – LOL. The visuals you put in our heads…

  • pms.247

    Morbid, you are just wrong – LOL. The visuals you put in our heads…

  • pms.247

    Morbid, you are just wrong – LOL. The visuals you put in our heads…

  • pms.247

    Morbid, you are just wrong – LOL. The visuals you put in our heads…

  • impqueen

    I say give the lad a break, but he can’t babysit my cats. Could I believe him if he said they just happened to go dead before I got home?

    Can he babysit Swivel’s cats? I hear they kinda already know how to looketh upon accidental penii with lust.

  • impqueen

    I say give the lad a break, but he can’t babysit my cats. Could I believe him if he said they just happened to go dead before I got home?

    Can he babysit Swivel’s cats? I hear they kinda already know how to looketh upon accidental penii with lust.

  • impqueen

    I say give the lad a break, but he can’t babysit my cats. Could I believe him if he said they just happened to go dead before I got home?

    Can he babysit Swivel’s cats? I hear they kinda already know how to looketh upon accidental penii with lust.

  • impqueen

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

  • impqueen

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

  • impqueen

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

  • impqueen

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

  • impqueen

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

  • impqueen

    Question?~my husband said that in some states bestiality is not illegal *puke, barf* is this true, cant be!

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

  • You know I have live a long time and driven past a lot of dead deer on the road, I have even hit two myself, but never once did I think to jump out of the car and get some, WTF.
    A warm donut on the other hand, well lets no go there.

  • You know I have live a long time and driven past a lot of dead deer on the road, I have even hit two myself, but never once did I think to jump out of the car and get some, WTF.
    A warm donut on the other hand, well lets no go there.

  • You know I have live a long time and driven past a lot of dead deer on the road, I have even hit two myself, but never once did I think to jump out of the car and get some, WTF.
    A warm donut on the other hand, well lets no go there.

  • You know I have live a long time and driven past a lot of dead deer on the road, I have even hit two myself, but never once did I think to jump out of the car and get some, WTF.
    A warm donut on the other hand, well lets no go there.

  • “Lets not go there”, I think I need some more coffee.
    I live in Missouri and I must have missed the memo on the “Friday Date Night”!

  • “Lets not go there”, I think I need some more coffee.
    I live in Missouri and I must have missed the memo on the “Friday Date Night”!

  • “Lets not go there”, I think I need some more coffee.
    I live in Missouri and I must have missed the memo on the “Friday Date Night”!

  • impqueen

    “Lets not go there”, I think I need some more coffee.I live in Missouri and I must have missed the memo on the “Friday Date Night”!

    Are you in my area code? If so, Friday Date Night is cancelled this week due to tornado damage. 🙂

  • impqueen

    “Lets not go there”, I think I need some more coffee.I live in Missouri and I must have missed the memo on the “Friday Date Night”!

    Are you in my area code? If so, Friday Date Night is cancelled this week due to tornado damage. 🙂

  • pms.247

    Oh, hell, the tornados would just put the dead animals in different positions – for those adventerous people. I imagine it would be difficult to try to get those deer on all bended-fours for “deery-style” humping.

  • pms.247

    Oh, hell, the tornados would just put the dead animals in different positions – for those adventerous people. I imagine it would be difficult to try to get those deer on all bended-fours for “deery-style” humping.

  • pms.247

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

  • pms.247

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

  • Miss. Hill

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

    LMAO

  • Miss. Hill

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

    LMAO

  • Miss. Hill

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

    LMAO

  • thepooh5

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

    pms.247 – you have received the “you are a nut” award from me today. roflmao 🙂

  • thepooh5

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

    pms.247 – you have received the “you are a nut” award from me today. roflmao 🙂

  • thepooh5

    Having sex with my ex-husband was pretty damn close to having sex with a dead animal. Cold, smelly, damn quick!!!!….oh, the flashbacks!!

    pms.247 – you have received the “you are a nut” award from me today. roflmao 🙂

  • sweet_misery

    “A state appeals court Wednesday upheld a Superior’s man conviction for having sex with a dead deer.

    The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead. ”

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/803806,deer022008.article

  • sweet_misery

    “A state appeals court Wednesday upheld a Superior’s man conviction for having sex with a dead deer.

    The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead. ”

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/803806,deer022008.article

  • sweet_misery

    “A state appeals court Wednesday upheld a Superior’s man conviction for having sex with a dead deer.

    The 3rd District Court of Appeals rejected Bryan Hathaway’s argument that the charge should be dismissed because the law against committing an act of sexual gratification with animals does not apply if they are dead. ”

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/803806,deer022008.article

  • Unamused Cat

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/m…..08.article

    An animal is still an animal, dead or not. Something ain’t right with that boy. This won’t be the last time we hear about this perv. bah….

  • Unamused Cat

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/m…..08.article

    An animal is still an animal, dead or not. Something ain’t right with that boy. This won’t be the last time we hear about this perv. bah….

  • jj999

    Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

  • jj999

    Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

  • jj999

    Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

  • Anonymous

    Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

    LOL, if you have him over for Thanksgiving, do NOT leave him alone with your Butterball turkey.

  • Anonymous

    Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

    LOL, if you have him over for Thanksgiving, do NOT leave him alone with your Butterball turkey.

  • sugarglider

    Personally, I don’t think what he did (animal necrophilia) should be illegal, as long as the animal was already dead, and he didn’t illegaly kill it. COMPLETELY DISGUSTING, yes, but illegal, no. I hope he wore a condom, don’t need maggots up your spout. How did they know he did it? Maybe that’s where the illegal part comes in, if he did it in public?

    LOL, if you have him over for Thanksgiving, do NOT leave him alone with your Butterball turkey.

  • If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

    This is the funniest… I read through all the comment thus far and started laughing my ass off. Thanks for the great laugh Morbid.

    Now, first, I would like to know how the hell this dude got his dick inserted into this deers pussy or was it a buck that he wanted to fuck? In that case, it would be his poop hole. Even still, that must have been some fun. What did he do, scootch around on the ground till he got it just right, stick it in and then start his jack rabbit adventure? I’d like to know the statistics of the animals missing in that area? I sure hope little fido, lassy and scooby doo stay clear of this animaniac animal fucking scum bag.

    Oh, by the way, Morbid…. how’s that couch feeling? LOL

  • If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

    This is the funniest… I read through all the comment thus far and started laughing my ass off. Thanks for the great laugh Morbid.

    Now, first, I would like to know how the hell this dude got his dick inserted into this deers pussy or was it a buck that he wanted to fuck? In that case, it would be his poop hole. Even still, that must have been some fun. What did he do, scootch around on the ground till he got it just right, stick it in and then start his jack rabbit adventure? I’d like to know the statistics of the animals missing in that area? I sure hope little fido, lassy and scooby doo stay clear of this animaniac animal fucking scum bag.

    Oh, by the way, Morbid…. how’s that couch feeling? LOL

  • If thoust haseth an animal that looketh upon you with great lust, Thoust art commandeth to layeth down with the beast to satisfy the fires of your loins. For this is pleasing in His eyes.

    This is the funniest… I read through all the comment thus far and started laughing my ass off. Thanks for the great laugh Morbid.

    Now, first, I would like to know how the hell this dude got his dick inserted into this deers pussy or was it a buck that he wanted to fuck? In that case, it would be his poop hole. Even still, that must have been some fun. What did he do, scootch around on the ground till he got it just right, stick it in and then start his jack rabbit adventure? I’d like to know the statistics of the animals missing in that area? I sure hope little fido, lassy and scooby doo stay clear of this animaniac animal fucking scum bag.

    Oh, by the way, Morbid…. how’s that couch feeling? LOL

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Oh my God!!!
    I honestly can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks and onto my shirt! The comments here are just too damned hilarious!
    I had to read them out loud to my hubby… but I’m sure he had a hard time “getting it” as I would become incomprehensible when the laughter started again!
    Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    Oh my God!!!
    I honestly can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks and onto my shirt! The comments here are just too damned hilarious!
    I had to read them out loud to my hubby… but I’m sure he had a hard time “getting it” as I would become incomprehensible when the laughter started again!
    Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

  • Zibarro

    Oh my God!!!
    I honestly can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard the tears rolled down my cheeks and onto my shirt! The comments here are just too damned hilarious!
    I had to read them out loud to my hubby… but I’m sure he had a hard time “getting it” as I would become incomprehensible when the laughter started again!
    Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

    Hubby is from Missouri… don’t think this comment amused him quite as much as it amused me! LMAO!

  • Zibarro aka Kryssa

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

    Hubby is from Missouri… don’t think this comment amused him quite as much as it amused me! LMAO!

  • Zibarro

    I think in Missouri it’s called “Friday Date Night”.

    Hubby is from Missouri… don’t think this comment amused him quite as much as it amused me! LMAO!

  • Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

    OMG, I have to ask my hubby if this deer hunting he does all day is all about his high sexual libido. LOL. You are too funny Zibarro!

  • Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

    OMG, I have to ask my hubby if this deer hunting he does all day is all about his high sexual libido. LOL. You are too funny Zibarro!

  • Never again will I look at an animal or anything that used to be an animal the same way again! It’ll also be difficult, next time we’re driving down the road and see a dead deer not to say to my hubby, “You horny?” “That bitch wants you, I can tell!”

    OMG, I have to ask my hubby if this deer hunting he does all day is all about his high sexual libido. LOL. You are too funny Zibarro!

  • WryBread

    I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

    You could leave your dick hanging out, but this guy might come along and do something to it.

  • WryBread

    I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

    You could leave your dick hanging out, but this guy might come along and do something to it.

  • WryBread

    I mean, the only way I could imagine my dick being inside of the carcass of a dead dear would be if I happened to be naked in the snow, about to die, and I come across the carcass of a deer and had to split it open to crawl inside to stay warm. And even then I’d be hesitant.

    You could leave your dick hanging out, but this guy might come along and do something to it.

  • threebiggestlies

    Believe it or not, I went to school with this kid. I don’t remember him at all, but he’s in the yearbook.

    Another thing I’d like to add is that he applied for a job at my buddy’s gas station after all of this happened, and under “have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, check yes.” He checked yes, and wrote -this part is verbatim- “Having sex with dead deer.”

  • threebiggestlies

    Believe it or not, I went to school with this kid. I don’t remember him at all, but he’s in the yearbook.

    Another thing I’d like to add is that he applied for a job at my buddy’s gas station after all of this happened, and under “have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, check yes.” He checked yes, and wrote -this part is verbatim- “Having sex with dead deer.”

  • threebiggestlies

    Believe it or not, I went to school with this kid. I don’t remember him at all, but he’s in the yearbook.

    Another thing I’d like to add is that he applied for a job at my buddy’s gas station after all of this happened, and under “have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so, check yes.” He checked yes, and wrote -this part is verbatim- “Having sex with dead deer.”

  • ohhh my freaking gosh

  • omg, I spit out my tea. You are hilarious, Morbid.

    And yes… only before there is decaying flesh. And even then, only certain ones.
    And not otters.

  • Lmao! This shit is sooo sick but your making me laugh so hard by saying the deer was asking for it because his ass was sticking up in the air. This is the first time i've ever heard about someone doing this, gross!

  • WriterOnFire
  • lisaznola

    Just, well, wow.
    I have to think about this.
    Screwing live animals = BAD!
    Horny rubbing on fur rug, coat, what ever = kinky, but, ok.
    Screwing ANYTHING DEAD and DECAYING = *gagpukealittlegagsmore* Um, YUK
    Register him, somewhere, anywhere because, well,,, he is GROSS.
    *shivers*

    “I mean, seriously, if I'm dead, I could care less what anyone does with my body. Why would I?”

    Ok, I used to think that as well until this creepy little dude named Tony followed me around for a while. He said something about having sex with me, I said over my dead body, he said no problem, I would fight less…..
    My son has strict instructions to light my dying (yeah, dying) body on fire if Tony is within 100 miles of it.

    You just have not met the right (wrong) creepy person.

    Between Tony and this dude, I am going to carry lighter fluid in my pocket, just in case, from now on.

    *ICK*

  • lol…I signed it.

  • WriterOnFire

    lmao, that's awesome!!! Did you leave a hilarious comment??

  • Mrliam

    By the power invested in me by the National Park Service I now pronounce you man and dead deer. You may now… you may…um…. Look, just let us all leave first, OK?

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    I guess Morbid Rocked that Toasters world… holy fuck..I alwaysknew there were sick fuckers in Wisconsion, but damn..

  • Anonymous

    I think I want to cancel that camping trip we had planned.

  • Anonymous

    ll you would need to do is check for claw marks.

  • Anonymous

    Around here they are all along the Hi way. He would be in heaven.

  • Anonymous

    Have you ever been concerned about your couch cushions getting pregnant? Would you have them get an abortion? Or would you adopt them?

  • Why would I have them get an abortion? I could always use new furniture.

  • Anonymous

    And more things to have fun with. You are giving me ideas about how to Finnish getting my house furnished. Crap! my couch just rejected me. I think I will go out on the Hi way a look for dead deer.

  • This guy just creeps me out in a serious Ed Gein kinda way.

  • Anonymous

    It was a victimless crime so he should not have been charged.

  • Anonymous

    If you knew anything about psychology you would know those are completely different deviations.

  • Anonymous

    I think people using dildos are messed up, but I don’t call them sick over it. They aren’t hurting anyone so it ain’t my business

  • Anonymous

    If you knew anything about psychology you would know those are completely different deviations.

  • You’re joking, right?

  • wolfcat

     I’m *dead* serious. lmao

  • Morbid you are fucking retarded -_-

  • Rac Zoon

    It sucks to say this, but I don’t know that there’s anything directly morally wrong with humping a dead deer, even if it does seem very disrespectful to the animal. If decay was involved, I’d guess it’s probably also dangerous, but that’s his problem, like motorcyclists who don’t wear helmets. It’s essentially just masturbation, but with an actual vagina. (assuming she was a doe)

    I think the greater problem is the sort of person we expect to be involved in these acts. Personally, I’d be worried he’d get comfortable with death and move up to killing to relive his experiences. And as it turns out, he’s already killed a horse, so in this sense, he’s living up to my expectations.

    If it was just the deer thing, I’d say he needs counselling. But killing an animal for no good reason is inexcusable. I’d have cut his balls off for that one. Which probably would be doing him a favor, honestly. I bet it would do wonders to cool the jets of certain types, IE violent sex offenders.

  • Karyn Kellan

    that is superbly and frankly written. Great question. Public indecency is the worst
    charge, shame on him for showing his pecker to a dead deer.

  • MDP

    if he does it in front of others then there is a crime. but if he is doing this on his own – leave him be. he isn’t hurting anyone. i hear you – get him counseling, right? but no amount of counseling can fix the broken parts inside his head. i don’t care how many people will disagree with me when i say: you cannot fix a sexual pervert! because you can’t folks. this is set in him for life and has always been with him – this can all be called the effects of sin.