KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Well it seems as if everything I’ve been saying is wrong with some of my fellow Americans has proved itself once again. A patron at a Tennessee Hooter’s was not happy with his bill and refused to pay. He was escorted out of the restaurant only to start shooting inside the building with a .40-caliber handgun. A customer leaving the restaurant and a manager inside were in critical condition Saturday at the University of Tennessee Medical Center. The man then left on foot after the shooting, which happened just after midnight on Saturday, and police are still looking for him.
As I was saying about everything wrong with some Americans…I keep telling people that I am amazed that some men are so desperate to see clothed women, that they will pay as much as they do to eat the food in order to do it. Seriously, Hooter’s food sucks. If you are saying “Well…I don’t go there for the FOOD! Yuk! Yuk!” well then you are married to a bitch, are an idiot, or both. Basically, you suck too. Do like the rest of us do and go to a damn tittie bar. Jesus. If you are going to contribute to the objectification of women, at least be a man about it.
More info as details become available.
Update: Well, this has just turned into a murder investigation. Stacey Sherman, 35, a customer in the store who was shot, has died. The manager who was shot is Kris Key, 24.
Here is a sketch of the suspect:
Update:
Police say they ave killed the man responsible for the shooting at the Tennessee Hooter’s that left one person dead and another wounded. David Rudd, 25, was shot several times on Sunday night in a parking lot behind another Knoxville restaurant after he repeatedly refused to put down two weapons he was carrying. Police said Rudd had a long criminal background but it was not immediately known where he lived.
26 responses so far ↓
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Morbid
Dec 29, 2007 at 4:01 pm -How do you like my graphic?
Let’s see if it shows up anywhere else.
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mg
Dec 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm -i really do like their wings……sorry
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Morbid
Dec 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm -Here is the man’s description:
He is described as a white male, 6’0 180 lbs with a slender build.
Witnesses say he was unshaven, missing his front teeth, and wearing blue jeans with rhinestones and a black jacket, also with rhinestones.
He also had a backpack with him and was wearing heavy jewelry around his neck.
So basically, if any of you see the meth-addicted love-child of Mr. T and Liberace, call the cops.
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Morbid
Dec 29, 2007 at 4:16 pm -Bless your little heart, mg. It’s not your fault you’ve never had any good ones to compare them to.
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mg
Dec 29, 2007 at 5:37 pm -lol!!! great description, i dont even need a picture of him!!
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mg
Dec 29, 2007 at 5:41 pm -no really!! they are great, i also like the buffalo shrimp! it’s a great family restaurant, dont you know!
at least until mr. T’s and Liberace’s love child comes to visit!
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mg
Dec 29, 2007 at 5:42 pm -all joking aside i feel bad for the victims families.
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Kathy
Dec 29, 2007 at 7:00 pm -You are the photoshop king Morbid!
I have a Hooter’s tank top, but I need you to photoshop me some boobies.
Umm, and seriously, how bad could the bill have been? You pretty much know as soon as you walk in you are going to being F’d in the A for the atmosphere and shitty food. Its like Chuckie Cheese (the devil’s playground) but for adults.
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Chrissey
Dec 29, 2007 at 7:53 pm -How can this guy still be walking around on the street? He’s got to stand out - - even in Tennessee!
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lisafer
Dec 29, 2007 at 8:07 pm -It IS like Chuck E Cheez!
Morbid, you hit on several truths here.
It’s nothing you cant see on freakin Network! tv these days!
I don’t think Network tv is family entertainment like it was when I was kid (70’s)
Back then not every Mary, Suzie, or Donna got fake boobs! Everybody has them now (except me) and I guess if you spend a couple grand to make your body look “better” you wanna show it off anyway. I dunno. I’ve never been to a Hooters, are all the girls there really hot, or just ok, and with a few hot ones here & there?
What’s most interesting about this story is what the dude was wearing!
Maybe he has a Country music business on the side.
His full-time job is either bein homeless, huntin any dope that will get him high, or bein treated bad by both Women and The Man. (I call The Man Whitey, even tho I’m shockingly white!)
Now back to Carnation!
Thanks Morbid, and you commenters! Y’all have kept me entertained many hours in the last couple of weeks. And I appreciate the agnostic, sarcastic, post-apocalyptic way most of you respond to these freakin horror stories.
Happy Weekend! Everyone!
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colomom
Dec 29, 2007 at 8:09 pm -How much you want to bet he was pissed over the bill because he was drinking so much?
This one reeks of alcohol….if you ask me….
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lisafer
Dec 29, 2007 at 8:19 pm -Alcohol is THE most dangerous drug ever. Especially since it’s mostly legal.
Oh, and mixing alcohol and prescription drugs.
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reeski_calhoun
Dec 29, 2007 at 8:25 pm -who gives a shit if someone got shot a hooters? It’s not like they were titty shots.
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reeski_calhoun
Dec 29, 2007 at 8:27 pm -Yes ,alcohol is dangerous, liberate marijuana…Ahmen
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Morbid
Dec 30, 2007 at 2:23 am -Well, this has just turned into a murder investigation. Stacey Sherman, 35, a customer in the store who was shot, has died. The manager who was shot is Kris Key, 24.
Here is a sketch of the suspect:
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impqueen
Dec 30, 2007 at 11:11 am -based on the sketch, it totally looks like The Edge wants his hot wings for free, dammit.
But then i read the wardrobe description and realized that no way would Dave ever wear that many rhinestones. Whew. Close one, Edge.
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Hippiepoet
Dec 30, 2007 at 12:14 pm -lmao, Imp…..tooo fucking funny, sistah.
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Kathy
Dec 30, 2007 at 12:35 pm -The Edge is too hot to be caught dead at a Hooters.
But, ummm, Edge, if you need an alibi, give me a call. I KNOW you didn’t do it, but I’m just sayin’…
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Athena
Dec 31, 2007 at 12:26 pm -I used to go to Hooters to watch UFCs. Perhaps, like much else, Hooters is simply better in Seattle. Not only is it right on the water next to a fantastically ritzy marina, but it’s really not unusually expensive. That being said, the girls rarely lived up to my standards, and I don’t go there anymore because they pissed me off by not turning ALL the TVs to UFC the last time we went.
I should have shot the place up, I guess.
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Ruby
Dec 31, 2007 at 1:46 pm -They say they killed The Hooters Shooter. That’s kind of fun to say. Hooters Shooter. Too bad there wasn’t 2 of ‘em so I could say Hooters Shooters. Ah, well, here’s the dope:
http://www.wsmv.com/news/14945121/detail.html
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Morbid
Dec 31, 2007 at 2:02 pm -Thanks, Ruby. I updated the story.
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solange822001
Dec 31, 2007 at 2:56 pm -Lmao, you guys are too much
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WryBread
Dec 31, 2007 at 7:24 pm -Hot-Shot Hooters-Shooter Shot Alot
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colomom
Dec 31, 2007 at 9:21 pm -Say that 3 times fast eh, WryBread…nice.
So, maybe not drunk. Maybe just an all-around psycho.
Makes me want to stay home, all the time.
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bexter
Dec 31, 2007 at 10:54 pm -all i can say it what a shame for the families of those shot.
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Fliper
Feb 12, 2008 at 10:48 am -Hooters! The only place I know of where an 8 year old can get a family sized order of hot wings for free just by saying the right words… wait..is child USE legal?
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