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Have You Seen Daniel Gene-Vincent Sorensen’s Head?

November 9, 2007 by Morbid  

Filed under: Crime, Murder 

 Have You Seen Daniel Gene Vincent Sorensens Head?

NORTHVILLE TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Residents saw a small fire burning in their neighborhood at the end of a cul-de-sac. It turned out to be the body of Daniel Gene-Vincent Sorensen, 26, of River Rouge. His head was missing. Oh, and he was a convicted sex offender. Sorensen had been convicted of the criminal sexual abuse of a teen between the age of 13 and 17. Police do not believe he was killed there and are searching for his burgundy Chevy S-10 pickup truck.

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7 Comments on "Have You Seen Daniel Gene-Vincent Sorensen’s Head?" make up the 115,857 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Mr_Vindictive
    2:55 pm on November 9th, 2007

    This is similar to how Freddy Kruger started. Soon we will have a 26 y/o pedo stalking the dreams of those in Northville Township, Mich.

  2. Morbid
    4:09 pm on November 9th, 2007

    No shit. Except this guy will HAVE NO HEAD! His schtick is that he kills people for their heads. When he is walking around doing his molesting thang, he has the head of his last victim. What would be cool is if the head he uses is still dead-like. Suffering from rot, lack of facial controls, etc…a perfectly working, although burnt, body with random zombie heads!

    *Starts script*

  3. Mr_Vindictive
    4:22 pm on November 9th, 2007

    Meh, give up on the script Morbid. It’s not a remake so no one would want to invest in it.

  4. Morbid
    4:28 pm on November 9th, 2007

    So sad, yet so true.

  5. carie215
    12:08 pm on November 13th, 2007

    He got just what he deserved! Sex offenders have the highest recidivism rate and usually offend and re-offend before they are caught. They spend less time in jail then someone caught w/ an ounce of reefer! Amazing. Death to all child molesters.

  6. Kathy
    12:12 pm on November 13th, 2007

    Do you actually know what his crime was carie? He was convicted at 17 for having cosensual sex with a 14 year old who lied to him and said she was 16 at the time.

    Besides, these kids didn;t even care that he was a registered sex offender. They just wanted to see what it was like to kill. They are the worst kind of murderers.

  7. tabularasa9
    9:11 am on November 29th, 2007

    carie215, you’re not too bright are you?

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