Ted Klaudt Is One Extremely Fat Rapist
November 8, 2007 by Morbid

A former state lawmaker was convicted of raping two former foster daughters during physical examinations that he claimed would help them sell their reproductive eggs. Yes, you read that correctly. This fat, disgusting bastard was a part of a program that provides foster care for young people who have no safe home to return to after completing time in juvenile reform programs. He told two of these girls that they could make thousands of dollars for selling their reproductive eggs. The examinations, some performed in a hotel suite, were to determine whether they were healthy enough to donate their eggs. Two of Klaudt's former foster daughters testified that Klaudt touched their breasts and genitals while conducting these examinations.At issue is the fact the girls were 16 at the time, above the age of consent, and that they had consented to the exams. Tim Rensch, Klaudt's attorney, stated during his closing arguments "This was a despicable, terrible scheme he was perpetrating on these girls, but it was not forcible rape."
State prosecutor Patricia DeVaney countered "To say the girls consented to what was done to them is absolutely preposterous," DeVaney told the jury in closing arguments. "How can you exercise your free will if you are being lied to and manipulated throughout the whole thing?"
Luckily, the jurirs had common sense and found Ted Klaudt guilty of all four counts of second-degree rape after deliberating for three hours. Klaudt, 49, could get as many as 25 years in prison for each count when he is sentenced in January. Circuit Judge James W. Anderson ordered Klaudt to undergo a psychosexual evaluation before sentencing, as required by state law


12:19 pm on November 8th, 2007
Eeeeeewwwww!
He’s so big I can hear all his huffing and puffing just getting around the room. GAWD I’m gonna be sick.
1:32 pm on November 8th, 2007
Just imagine those girls…standing there nude while this fat ass sat on the edge of the bed, gut hanging between his legs…beads of sweat forming on his forehead as his swollen hands with those sausage like fingers kneaded their breasts. Then, as a string of thick saliva began roping out of the corner of his greasy mouth, he slowly stuffs one of those digits in between the girls legs while at the same time, grunting like a prize-winning farm hog.
*BARF!*
2:04 pm on November 8th, 2007
Thanks for being so descriptive.
I think I’m scarred for life. I need counseling…
2:48 pm on November 8th, 2007
I just threw up a little after reading your descriptive post. Thanks, Morbid!
2:49 pm on November 8th, 2007
No prob, sweetie! I’m here to please!
12:44 am on November 12th, 2007
That is so freakin gross. I hope he gets the max.
6:40 am on November 13th, 2007
Um….WTF? Look at that man. Gross. It says the girls were 16 at the time, when I was a 16yr old girl I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have let some fat hogger like that touch me, not even shake my hand out of fear that his fat would somehow be transferred to my body.
An exam in a hotel room? Are you kidding me?
12:24 pm on November 13th, 2007
He doesn’t look like a foster parent, a reproductive expert…now a lawmaker I can believe b/c we all know how great our government works! Nasty bastard…CHILD MOLESTERS ROT IN HELL.
12:34 am on January 18th, 2008
Klaudt has been sentenced to 44 years in prison for raping two foster daughters.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323670,00.html
5:43 am on January 18th, 2008
I dropped in at 4 am because I have insomnia. After seeing this picture I’ll nightmares if I ever sleep again.
That is one big suit jacket that the man is wearing. I guess he can rent it out for a tent while he wears prison orange. I wonder if they have prison jumpsuits in his size or if they are making his special order. These things intrigue me at 4 am.
12:19 pm on January 18th, 2008
They probably had to special order him one.
12:25 pm on January 18th, 2008
GAWD…his picture makes me think of the part in Jackass 2 where they had the fat woman jump on Wee Man.
8:47 pm on January 18th, 2008
I still can’t believe the defense was that it wasn’t rape because the girls consented to the “exams”.
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