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Washington - Hey, listen, I've had my fair share of run-ins with asshole bouncers in my time, usually consisting of me being thrown out of the local titty bar and then taunting the bouncers from a safe distance. But a patron at The GoodGuys club in Washington took things a bit farther. Police said the patron returned to the club after being kicked out for taking pictures of the girls dancing, doused the manager with gasoline and set him on fire. Investigators are calling it "assault with intent to kill." FireFire reviews department spokesman Alan Etter said the victim was a 26-year-old man and suffered second- and third-degree burns on more than 80 percent of his body. They are currently checking surveillance cameras from a local gas station to see if they caught the man buying the gas.