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Don Vito Found Guilty

October 31, 2007 by Morbid  

Filed under: Crime 
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Vincent Roy Margera, who plays "Don Vito", in the MTV program Viva La Bam, was found guilty on two of three felony counts of sex assault on a child. Margera, 51, was accused of fondling three girls during a public appearance at the Colorado Mills Mall skate park last year. He faced three felony charges after several girls, ranging in age from 13 to 14, said he grabbed their breasts or buttocks. Once arrested, he had a field day with the female police officers, calling them "psycho lesbian bitches." After being found guilty, Margera collapsed on the courtroom floor and started screaming "I can't go to prison for the rest of my life. Just kill me," as he thrashed about on the floor. "I didn't do anything." Seriously, I laughed out loud reading that. Partly because I am jealous that the entire cast of Viva La Bam have more money than me for being nothing but total wastes of space.

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  1. Kathy
    3:44 pm on October 31st, 2007

    I met this guy and he seemed sane. He was funny, and he was completely sober at the time. He actually spoke in complete sentences. I took a pic with him and put it on my myspace page. Damn. Now I have to take it down. I hate child molestors and he’s the only “famous” person I have ever met.

  2. Morbid
    3:54 pm on October 31st, 2007

    I am sure the guy is as dumb as a stump and was just caught up in the moment up on the stage with the other, younger “celebrities”. He got drunk and went to far, probably not even knowing the girls ages…but that really is no excuse. I’d like to see what the law would do to me if I went to the local mall, drunk, and started groping 13-year-olds.

  3. Kathy
    4:44 pm on October 31st, 2007

    Just read the news article. He was drunk alright. He pissed his pants!

  4. Kathy
    9:29 am on November 6th, 2007

    I can’t wait till this gets off the front page of this site. Just like in real life, I can’t stop being distracted by that crazy eye.

  5. Morbid
    9:32 am on November 6th, 2007

    I’ll see what I can do. I have about 4 stories in progress that should help get him put back on the second page.

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