Detroit - John Atchison, 53, a federal prosecutor from Florida, flew to Michigan for a sexual encounter with a 5-year-old girl in an arrangement he had set up on-line with what he thought was the girl’s mother. When he arrived at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport he was arrested and found that the mother was actually a Macomb County sheriff’s detective participating in an Internet sex sting operation.

Well, as sickening as all that is, he almost did one thing right by attempting to hang himself in his cell at the Sanilac County Jail using a bedsheet. Unfortunately, another inmate notified deputies who were able to stop him from finishing the deed. But the man has shown persistence in the past, especially when it comes to fucking children, so who knows…maybe he will show the same diligence and actually get it right before any more money is spent housing him. If this had been my jail, his cell would not only have contained a bedsheet, but also packs of shoelaces, a box of razors and a gallon of complementary anti-freeze.

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