Owen Wilson Almost Does Me A Favor
August 28, 2007 by Morbid

I’m sure everyone has heard by now, but thought I would go ahead and get it posted. Owen Wilson was hospitalized for allegedly taking a shitload of pills and slicing his wrists. Not surprisingly, judging by his acting talent, he failed to even do this correctly. So, unless he actually succeeds in his next attempt, I will leave it someone else to update his progress during this difficult time.






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